u/TheBigChihuahua

Remove the utilities. Not turn them off, but saw the gas meter in half. Smash the AC Unit. Smash the bathroom mirrors. Throw chairs into the running ceiling fans. Break all of the lightbulbs and shove them down the toilet. Rip the carpets out. Fireworks in the living room. Do not clean any of the mess up.

Unless if they are too chicken, they can go to:

The U.S. Capitol Building

The White House

The Pentagon

Airports, like LAX

New York Stock Exchange

Synagogues

Your Mom's House

I'm looking for a sub where negativity, depression, anger, cynicism, defeatism, fatalism, misanthropy, nihilism, pessimism, anxiety, rage, resentment and melancholy are not only in every post, but also in their visitors' daily lives. A place where their mods are hostile towards any differing viewpoints, but are blinded in their own mental fog to see! A place where wishing death to America results in 200 upvotes at least! A place where their visitors may have mental problems, who know they have a problem in one of their lives, but are too self-indulgent in misery to accept the world for what it is, or to grow their emotional intelligence! Instead, they will blame it on late-stage capitalism, religion, the opposite gender, old people, young people, opposing political parties, or even their parents!

Tourists go home!

This will stop trolls and engagement farmers from being rewarded from being socially and morally irresponsible, and Reddit can keep the money for themselves.

They can be followed by a camera crew as they get into pointless arguments and scroll through the various subs like r/pics, r/law, r/worldnews, r/MildlyVandalised, r/AskReddit, r/comics, and many many more, for sometimes several hours straight! The camera crew will sometimes follow the subjects into the real world, (if they can make it out the door) and record interviews with their spouses homies concerned acquaintances.

The pilot should be called "Nothing Ever Happens".

My version of Good Mythical Morning's "Last Meal" series, where disgraced celebrities dig into their ultimate last meal, sharing surprising tastes, personal memories, and culinary stories, and when they are finished, someone comes up from behind and shoots them 7 times in the back of the head with a pistol. And then their lifeless head slumps face down onto the table as blood and grey matter seep out.

For example,
Nail clippers, sunglasses, BarcaLoungers, drink coasters, couches, toothbrushes, t-shirts, blue jeans, blankets, LED light bulbs, potpourri, bottle openers, fake household plants, potato chip bags, gauze bandages, electrical sockets, jugs of milk, frozen pizzas, Home Depot coupons, coffee makers, napkins, Christmas napkins, Duracell batteries, OxiClean, garden sheers, tennis balls, porch lights, bird feeders, hummingbird feeders, ceramic tiles, aluminum, sore thumbs, All Elite Wrestling, cancer, the Backrooms, allergies, the Solar system, the visible light spectrum, and all of the other things I can’t think of right now,

Edit: I removed soccer balls, as those are highly political

If it really it about greed, why not sell some tickets on the way out?

If we were able to suck out all the oil from Redditors' greasy unwashed scalps, we can solve this crisis! We are not screwed!