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Instead of executing criminals modify their genes to make them smell and look like delicious cooked meat, so there would be higher risk that someone would eat them

Imagine a criminal who looks like walking and talking juicy beefsteak

>Not someone, something

No, someone. The idea is that they would look and smell so tasty that other people would risk to be seduced to engage in cannibalism

>Sounds like this could lead to a perpetual cycle of crime unless we also decriminalize cannibalism.

Or make special exception for walking beefsteaks (considering they are made out of people who normally would be executed anyway)

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u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR — 4 days ago
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Anything is legal on blimps

Drugs, gambling, prostitution, robbery, as long as you do it on a blimp there are no consequences.

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u/No-Bid2913 — 4 days ago
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Get "FUCK EMTs" tattooed on your knuckles

That way, as you are riding to the hospital for your last time, your last act on earth can be to put your knuckles together for the EMT and then die immediately.

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u/knowssleep — 4 days ago
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A movie where Macaulay Culkin and Nicholas Cage play two guys who bond in the hospital because they are both there after being stung by a bunch of bees.

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u/I_might_be_weasel — 4 days ago
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Some sort of pipe that goes from the violinsts mouth to their violin, so violinsts also have to dump spit out of their instruments

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u/TFielding38 — 4 days ago
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An hour-based streaming model for Songs and TV shows, where you just buy a bank of hours and only get charged for what you actually play—would save so much money.

Wouldn't it be great if we just pay for what we consume, if we take a look at the current subscription models like weekly or monthly, they have a major flaw, people often spend too much less time actually using those subscriptions. If we introduce a new hour based model, like let's say I top-up 100 hours, that would be freaking awesome.

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u/Lightning_Dynamo — 7 days ago
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I can't believe it's not a thing.

I can't believe it's not butter should have its own corner of a store for all the 'imitation' things.

Fake beer?

I can't believe it's not beer!

Non-dairy milk?

I can't believe it's not milk!

Veggy meat?

I can't believe it's not meat!

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u/Elegant-Papaya-2430 — 12 days ago