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I was comeing back from school on my bike and a car hit me and cracked my phone

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It is October 10, 2013 and I just upgraded from my 3-year-old Samsung Galaxy S I9000 to this beautiful Samsung Galaxy S4 I9505, it has S Beam, 13 MP camera shooting stunning Full HD 1080p@30fps videos and photos, huge 5-inch FHD 1080p Super AMOLED screen, lightning-fast Snapdragon 600 quad-core 1.9 GHz processor, latest and greatest Android 4.2.2 Jellybean with TouchWiz Nature UX 2.0, huge 2600mAh removable battery which lasts up to 2 days! Has 64 GB internal storage and 2 GB RAM!!! Also has Air Gestures and Air View features, Hover, Quick Glance, Air Swipe and Air Browse features by waving your hand over the sensor left and right, 4G LTE connectivity which is super fast 😜, while my old Samsung Galaxy S I9000 only supports 3G connectivity, it is stuck on its last Android 2.3.6 Gingerbread with upgraded TouchWiz 3.0, has tiny 4-inch Super AMOLED which is only 480p 🤣, meh 5 MP camera recording only HD 720p@30fps videos and no LED flash and VGA front camera only takes photos 🤣, also that Hummingbird (Exynos 3310) single-core 1.0 GHz is starting to get real slow, has only 8 GB internal storage and 512 MB RAM and the tiny 1500mAh removable battery now only lasts like 4 hours on single charge 🫩

Spending 800 euros on the Samsung Galaxy S4 I9505 was the best 800 euros ever spent!!!! I totally recommend this smartphone!!!!!

Hey guys, I just upgraded from my shitty 1 year old Samsung Galaxy Europa/5 I5500 to this beast Samsung Galaxy S2 (S II) I9100!!!!! Best 700 euros ever spent! I got 4.3-inch Super AMOLED Plus screen, 8 MP rear camera recording Full HD 1080p@30fps videos, 2 MP front camera, huge 1650mAh removable battery lasting entire day with ease, a brutally fast Exynos 4210 dual-core 1.2 GHz processor, unfortunately it is the international variant so it only supports 3G network, we don't have the 4G LTE variant here in my country but 3G is also good still! Android 2.3.3 Gingerbread with TouchWiz 4.0 is so good on this beast, also has tilt to zoom feature! Totally recommend this phone!!!

Don’t mind the stuff in the background it’s just temporary since I just moved in my apartment, but this might have been the best purchase I have ever made.

it looks cool! probably gonna suggest a command like problem sleuth.

Hey guys! I'm super excited because Samsung announced the brand new S3 Mini today! It runs the latest and greatest Android Jelly Bean! Will you be getting it?? Thinking of ditching my iPhone 4s for it.

10/10

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Everyone's talkin' about The Dark Knight, but I finally decided to see Iron man, and holy shit this deserves so much recognition.

Like for a superhero that isn't as popular as Batman, Spider-Man, or even the X-men? This is REEAALLLYYYY good.

PLEASE WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE DUDE.

I got to try the new NFS Hot Pursuit and you can definitely feel it was made by Criterion lol. It's got the Burnout vibes.

Since my household switched to verizon and i unfortunately couldnt get a sim for the att locked razr i was forced to get a new phone and im so happy i got the samsung juke! I will miss my pretty purple razr!! Farewell friend :)

I just saw a leak for NDS 2, called 3DS. But why would Nintendo making such inconvenience design? O.O"

It looks like GB with large, rotated screen?? They should just keep using NDS design lol. ._."

And why did the leak named it 3DS? Was more than half of NDS game is 3D game? :O

Whay do you guys think? Better than PSP Go? Or perhaps better than PSP 2? =w=

I hope it becomes a trilogy.Tobey's first 2 films were great but Spider-Man 3 sucked.I hope that doesn't repeat again for this one.