What if a mad scientist is looking for test subjects
He’s got a CRISPR formula that will grown you a nice prehensile tail (not one of those nasty rodent ones) and/or body fur. These features are for life, not just for Christmas. If you want paying — how much? He’s almost certain it will work as advertised – it certainly works on hamsters. But he’s a bit evasive about why he hasn’t tested it on himself.