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DESCRIPTION ASKING OTHERS TO WISH ME LUCK

RULE BREAKING BODY TEXT

BODY TEXT EXPLAINING THE HISTORY OF DOG BREEDS

VAGUE REFERENCE TO ONE OR MORE CRITICAL COMMENTS ABOUT OP'S BUSINESS. STATEMENT THAT THESE COMMENTS CAME FROM A DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE. VAGUE AD HOMINUM ATTACK ON FORMER EMPLOYEE.

EXHAUSTING TWELVE PARAGRAPH ELABORATION THAT INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING

STATEMENT OF OP'S MANY VIRTUES

EXPLANATION OF BUSINESS'S POLICIES THAT INADVERTENTLY MAKE IT CLEAR THAT OP IS VIOLATING MULTIPLE LOCAL, STATE AND FEDERAL TAX AND OR LABOR LAWS

SEVERAL GRAMMATICAL ERRORS

STATEMENT THAT ALLEGED RACIST COMMENTS WERE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

STATEMENT THAT OP WELCOMES CRITICISM

HELLO THIS IS MY SECOND ACCOUNT

EXAULTATION OF NICHE SUBJECT THAT DOES NOT FIT THIS SUB

INSERT AN AI PIC OR VIDEO OF AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WITH MAGA HAT TOGETHER WITH A MAINSTREAM CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL OPINION ROASTING CERTAIN PEOPLE AND A LINK TO DM ME

GENERAL WARNING TO THE SUBREDDIT ABOUT SAYING THE WORD SLUR

ALSO, SLUR

COLDEST TAKE EVER.