u/6tea9

“Jumpin Jehoshaphat I sure can’t wait to try and break into the arts with original music and a graphic novel” I said to multiple subreddits and the internet.

“Nice try, but fuck you” said the soulless, talentless, handjob of a human being using ai to make shitty, dumb fuck art because they are jealous of creative people and too lazy to do the work themselves and they’re also in cahoots with the meatworm and they proceeded to stab, shoot, poke, pinch, punch and kick me 420 times in the face and groin.

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u/6tea9 — 24 hours ago

“EUREKA, I’ve finally done it, I’ve constructed the perfect second sentence for a badtwosentence horror”, I exclaimed excitedly and energetically as I had just mixed the perfect concoction of a first and second sentence.

“Meatworm, Creature, Meta-joke, obscure pun, stabbed 57 times, call back to the first sentence, run-on long sentence, and obligatory use of an emoji 🪱 also BOO” said the TurnYourPerfectSentenceIntoAnActuallyScarySentence guy.

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u/6tea9 — 3 days ago

My wife was telling me about her day when I randomly said out loud “I could not give a Fuck”.

“Heh heh heh” I heard from the other side of the room and that’s when I realized it was the Steal Your Fuck Guy and he had stolen all my Fuck and I was all out of Fuck, Fuck that guy, dude.

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u/6tea9 — 4 days ago

“Yea I think I’m gonna start posting all of my badtwosentence horror drafts” I said while posting one of my badtwosentence horror drafts.

Quality decline 😔.

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u/6tea9 — 6 days ago

I went to Burger King because I wanted a Burger but I wanted it my way, so of course when I got to the Burger King, I ordered a whopping 4 Whoppers, extra cheese, no tomato, no mustard, large fries and a Coke Zero to drink because I’m on a diet.

“Okay 4 Booger Whoppers coming up” said the drive-thru man and that’s when I realized in paramount horror that I had accidentally gone to Booger King and instead of getting burgers, the Booger King came out and handed me 4 giant Booger Whoppers and he had that stupid crown on too.

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u/6tea9 — 6 days ago

If Nolan named his first kid Mark GraySon, why didn’t he name his second kid Mark Purpleson to make it easier? Is he stupid?

u/6tea9 — 6 days ago

“Oh boy, I sure do love The Boys, I hope the writing quality stays at this level” I said as I watched season 1 and 2, The Boys watchingly.

Season 5.

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u/6tea9 — 8 days ago

“Hey, have you seen that scary monster that hides from ableist, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, homophobic, biphobic, acephobic, demiphobic, transphobic, Zionist, antisemitic, xenophobic, prejudiced, anti-intellectual,bigoted, dyslexic, incels?” I asked my non-evil best friendly friend askingly.

“ON” said my best friend evilly with a very mischievous grin and then he ate literally every flag imaginable AND a rainbow for good measure, fuck that guy. 🫣

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u/6tea9 — 10 days ago