Heads up
I can see your balls.
For the love of carbon fiber, I understand the chamois is sacred in road cycling, and saving 0.7 watts is apparently life or death… but would it absolutely destroy roadies to throw a pair of normal shorts or pants over the skin suit before walking into a pub?
I’m just trying to enjoy a burger and a beer in peace when a peloton of 50-something dentists rolls in looking like escaped Olympic speed skaters that haven’t skipped pizza night in awhile.
Suddenly I’m one pint away from making eye contact with a mud-splattered nut sack through what is essentially tactical underwear.
And listen, if you stopped at the bar, the ride is for fun not a PR. The Tour de France organizers are not hiding behind the jukebox waiting to penalize you for reduced aerodynamics while ordering mozzarella sticks. You can put on shorts, Greg. Your Strava KOM will survive.