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[April 1st, 2026...]

[...In Another Timeline]

[Stone on a Disky walks over to a pillar on the pavilion and leans on it. A panel flips in slightly]

Stone on a Disky: Woah-

[They flip the panel around fully. The back of it is a whiteboard that says “Caramelly” at the top]

Stone on a Disky: [reading the whiteboard] “TO DO: Do a-”

[A spring falls on her and kills her and leaves a crater. The spring is destroyed.]

Stairsy: [shocked] What was that?

Puzzley: It was moving too fast to really see.

Pumpkin: According to the readings on the Science Place’s computer, it was trying to use a long-range force that would slow a target down to soften its fall, but the target was itself so it failed.

Peary: I DON’T CARE! I’m hosting and the challenge is to kill Pumpkin, because they said that thing that I don’t care about.

Pumpkin: Wait, what?

[Puzzley kills Pumpkin by slamming them on the ground repeatedly]

Pumpkin: A-oof-ugh-

Peary: Okay, Puzzley wins. 

Stairsy: Wait... but who gets eliminated?

Puzzley: Oh yeah. Uh... you, because I feel like it.

Stairsy: Uh... [sigh] I knew it.

Puzzley: That’s not fair.

Peary: They lost a challenge, didn’t they? You had a chance to not get eliminated, so it is fair.

Badgy: People don’t get mad if the host settles a tie in viewer voting and chooses who gets eliminated. Stairsy and Strider tied for the challenge because they both didn’t kill Pumpkin, so it’s basically the same thing.

Puzzley: Oh. I guess you’re right.

[...]

Cotton Candyy: That was a really short challenge.

[...]

[...]

[April 8th, 2026...]

[...Still In Another Timeline]

Cat Toy: Wait a minute, Pumpkin and Stone on a Disky are still dead. We should recover them.

Lava: Oka-

[Meanwhile, Clock rewinds time before Lava can finish her sentence]

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