u/BRUHB0T-_-

📰 Daily Delivery – August 19, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
This Month: 📰 16220 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17291782 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 23 hours ago

▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 18, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 800 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
This Month: 📰 15970 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17291532 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 2 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 17, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 50 Active Users
This Month: 📰 15170 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17290732 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 3 days ago

▲ 7 r/thenewsbruh

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-32

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-32 📊 Total Staked: 13,327,415 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,125 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 101 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 988 NEW (staked 263,562)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 205 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 563 NEW (staked 150,255)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 588 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 236 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 493 NEW (staked 131,410)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 2,427 NEW (staked 646,954)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,522 NEW (staked 405,838)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,830 NEW (staked 488,003)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 45 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 19 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 332 NEW (staked 88,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 1,775 NEW (staked 473,316)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 89 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 589 NEW (staked 157,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,442 NEW (staked 384,484)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,125 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 142 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,169 NEW (staked 311,674)
u/Jojo_0513 → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,500)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 906 NEW (staked 241,500)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,455 NEW (staked 387,952)
u/L10N420 → 📰 265 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,898 NEW (staked 505,950)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MazzaHunta → 📰 17 NEW (staked 4,536)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 637 NEW (staked 170,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,047 NEW (staked 279,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 120 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 43 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 53 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 401 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 328 NEW (staked 87,561)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,598 NEW (staked 692,550)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,316 NEW (staked 350,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 23 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,831 NEW (staked 488,263)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 988 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 449 NEW (staked 119,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 736 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,135 NEW (staked 569,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,114 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 160 NEW (staked 42,741)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 184 NEW (staked 49,273)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 221 NEW (staked 59,040)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 605 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 739 NEW (staked 197,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 265 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 109 NEW (staked 29,168)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 780 NEW (staked 208,112)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 958 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Xc0deX → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,627)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/TheTownCrier → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,343 NEW (staked 358,125)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,409 NEW (staked 375,668)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 491 NEW (staked 131,128)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,340 NEW (staked 357,317)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,629 NEW (staked 434,296)
u/eyoomix → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 1,028 NEW (staked 274,177)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,879 NEW (staked 767,500)
u/timbulance → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 78 NEW (staked 21,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 4 days ago

▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 16, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 600 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 13770 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17289332 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 4 days ago

▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 15, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 13420 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17288982 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 14, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 13070 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17288632 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 6 days ago

▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 13, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1450 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 12970 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1479355 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 7 days ago

▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 12, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1200 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 11720 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1478105 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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▲ 14 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 11, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
This Month: 📰 10770 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1477155 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 10, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 900 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 9420 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1475805 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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▲ 7 r/thenewsbruh

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-31

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-31 📊 Total Staked: 13,236,969 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,133 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 101 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 963 NEW (staked 254,999)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 206 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 567 NEW (staked 150,255)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 592 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 238 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 462 NEW (staked 122,410)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,561 NEW (staked 413,457)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,487 NEW (staked 393,841)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,806 NEW (staked 478,203)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 45 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 19 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 278 NEW (staked 73,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,104 NEW (staked 557,020)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 90 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 581 NEW (staked 154,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,363 NEW (staked 360,887)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 36 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,133 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 143 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,120 NEW (staked 296,654)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 912 NEW (staked 241,500)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,426 NEW (staked 377,536)
u/L10N420 → 📰 267 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,858 NEW (staked 491,950)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MazzaHunta → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,699)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 642 NEW (staked 170,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,036 NEW (staked 274,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 121 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 43 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 54 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 404 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 301 NEW (staked 79,854)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,542 NEW (staked 673,043)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,325 NEW (staked 350,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 24 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,784 NEW (staked 472,339)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 995 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 259 NEW (staked 68,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 741 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,096 NEW (staked 555,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,544 NEW (staked 409,007)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,122 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 134 NEW (staked 35,523)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 186 NEW (staked 49,273)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 219 NEW (staked 57,990)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 610 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 713 NEW (staked 189,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 266 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 102 NEW (staked 27,206)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 748 NEW (staked 198,112)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 965 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/TheTownCrier → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,304 NEW (staked 345,436)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,411 NEW (staked 373,668)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 438 NEW (staked 116,128)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,311 NEW (staked 347,106)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,594 NEW (staked 422,205)
u/eyoomix → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 994 NEW (staked 263,189)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,846 NEW (staked 753,544)
u/timbulance → 📰 69 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 67 NEW (staked 18,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 11 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 09, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1350 NEW | 👤 1 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 7920 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1474305 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 11 days ago

▲ 14 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 08, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 6820 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1473205 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 12 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 07, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1650 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 6470 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1472855 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 13 days ago

▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 06, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1800 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
This Month: 📰 4420 NEW | 👥 55 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1470805 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 14 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 05, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 300 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 2420 NEW | 👥 55 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1468805 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 15 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 04, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1650 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 2320 NEW | 👥 55 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1468705 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 16 days ago

▲ 15 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – August 03, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 450 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 44 Active Users
This Month: 📰 770 NEW | 👥 53 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1467155 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 17 days ago

▲ 6 r/thenewsbruh

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-30

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-30 📊 Total Staked: 12,935,272 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,159 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 104 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 943 NEW (staked 244,006)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 211 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 575 NEW (staked 148,999)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 606 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 243 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 438 NEW (staked 113,410)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,598 NEW (staked 413,457)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,476 NEW (staked 381,925)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,785 NEW (staked 461,908)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 46 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 19 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 284 NEW (staked 73,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,465 NEW (staked 637,720)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 92 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 43 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 560 NEW (staked 145,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,394 NEW (staked 360,887)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 37 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 36 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,159 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 146 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,127 NEW (staked 291,727)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 27 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 889 NEW (staked 230,000)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,425 NEW (staked 368,731)
u/L10N420 → 📰 273 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 31 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,847 NEW (staked 478,000)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MazzaHunta → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,160)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 657 NEW (staked 170,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 986 NEW (staked 255,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 124 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 44 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 55 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 414 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 282 NEW (staked 73,154)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,534 NEW (staked 655,737)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 930 NEW (staked 240,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 24 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,772 NEW (staked 458,567)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 1,018 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 265 NEW (staked 68,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 758 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,076 NEW (staked 537,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,569 NEW (staked 405,938)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,148 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 118 NEW (staked 30,572)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 180 NEW (staked 46,659)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 198 NEW (staked 51,410)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 624 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 691 NEW (staked 179,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 273 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 103 NEW (staked 26,894)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 721 NEW (staked 186,554)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 987 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/TheTownCrier → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,315 NEW (staked 340,321)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,434 NEW (staked 371,168)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 448 NEW (staked 116,128)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,302 NEW (staked 337,004)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,585 NEW (staked 410,218)
u/eyoomix → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 974 NEW (staked 252,065)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 70 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 38 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,851 NEW (staked 737,704)
u/timbulance → 📰 71 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 27 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 59 NEW (staked 15,314)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

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