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📰 Daily Delivery – October 11, 2026
📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!
Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒
🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS
- New readers can comment
!newcomeror!newbiefor a one-time gift - You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
- Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
📬 HOW TO DELIVER
- Comment
!paperor!deliveryto earn 📰 NEW based on your streak - Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
- Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
- Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
- Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
📈 STAKING
- Use
!stake [amount]to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards - Use
!unstake [amount]to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want - Use
!stakewith no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard - A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
- The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
- Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
- Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
🎁 Rewards & Limits
- 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
- 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
- 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
- ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES
- Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
- XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
- Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses
- 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
- 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
- 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
- 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
- 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus
🛠️ COMMANDS
!newcomer/!newbie— Claim your one-time newcomer reward!paper/!delivery— Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks!profile/!home— View your detailed account stats!xp— View your XP & Flair Rank progress!stake [amount]— Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards!unstake [amount]— Unstake your NEW if you wish to!withdraw!balance— View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)!register 0xYourWalletAddress— Register your Polygon wallet!wallet show/!wallet hide— Control if your on-chain balance is displayed!withdraw [amount]— Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet!gas— Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING
!tip [amount] new— Tip other users in posts or comments!gb— Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful!airdrop [amount] new— Split an airdrop equally to all commenters!raffle [# of winners]— Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY
- Yesterday: 📰 500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
- This Month: 📰 9500 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
- All Time: 📰 17328782 NEW | 🌍 231 Total Users
🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE
- CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
- Please use
!withdrawto remove all of your NEW from CCBot. - Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
u/BRUHB0T-_- — 4 days ago