r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – July 05, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1300 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 6590 NEW | 👥 55 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1437910 NEW | 🌍 214 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 21 hours ago

▲ 7 r/thenewsbruh

We've managed to get another volume 3 done on Base.

https://opensea.io/item/base/0x8afecd57740cfe85979fc5ae764fc50698717647/16

u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 17 hours ago

▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh+2 crossposts

Final Boss Fight: Experiment with Dynamic AI Image Generation (Inputs and feedback needed from the community)

Hey guys, we keep experimenting with ways to expand the possibilities for artists and the utility of Mashis for collectors.

In this partnership with r/thenewsbruh and u/Hoppy_Doodle, holders of Paperboy ( https://mash-it.io/mashers?listing=940 ) can play the News Run game ( https://mash-it.io/game/play/news-run/final-boss ).

We just added a Final Boss level with an experimental feature: "Victory Prompt." It uses Gen AI to create a victory pose based on the Paperboy image, the Boss image, and the player's prompt.

This image generation consumes AI tokens, which cost real $$$.

As a pilot, we are sponsoring 100 plays, fully absorbing the token costs. If this works, we'll explore how to make it sustainable.

Now we want your feedback:

What's your opinion of images being generated by AI based on non-AI Mashis and artwork designed by our artists?
If we charge a small amount (e.g., USD 0.15–0.20 per play, like an arcade), would you play? Part of this money would cover the AI token costs, and part would go to the artist/game designer who created the sprites for the game. Note: this is one way of addressing "AI stealing artists' work" — actually, AI would let collectors augment the artist's work while remunerating them with a micropayment in every gameplay.
If we sell $MASHI "stablecoins" (again, to play a game, it would cost 15–20 cents of 1 $MASHI) to be used in games and other features, would you buy? Note that this would be a "utility coin" — similar to a stablecoin — not a speculative asset. Don't buy it expecting it to "go to the moon"; its value would be stable, and the use case is to play a game or perform an action that consumes tokens.
Any additional considerations or ideas?

We are excited to hear your feedbacks and to see your victory images! (There are rummors that Paperboy holders who defeat the boss might receive something)

u/Atorcran — 12 hours ago

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📰 Daily Delivery – July 04, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2650 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 5440 NEW | 👥 54 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1436760 NEW | 🌍 214 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 2 days ago

▲ 5 r/thenewsbruh

Then there were 16

u/AgitatedDragonfly769 — 1 day ago

▲ 8 r/thenewsbruh

I've added a link to our side-bar for News Run - The Paperboy game

You will need The Paperboy mashi by u/hoppy_doodle to play it.

I'm finding it very challenging!

u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 1 day ago

▲ 7 r/thenewsbruh

What criteria must be met to advance in rank?

u/Ancient_Command687 — 2 days ago

▲ 9 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – July 03, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 800 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 44 Active Users
This Month: 📰 2290 NEW | 👥 54 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1433610 NEW | 🌍 214 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 3 days ago

▲ 9 r/thenewsbruh+1 crossposts

Volume 2, edition 79 is now available on Opensea (colour)

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/165

u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 2 days ago

▲ 7 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – July 02, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1490 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 51 Active Users
This Month: 📰 1490 NEW | 👥 51 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1432810 NEW | 🌍 214 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 4 days ago

▲ 8 r/thenewsbruh

The Paperboy and Little Gee are now in the rewards section of the Telegram app!

Link to the Telegram is in our sub side-bar.

These two mashis are still available in the mashit shop.

💜

u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 3 days ago

▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

New Obsession Unlocked 🗞🖤💪🏻

I've been around TheNewsBruh for a little while now, but somehow I've only just realized how addictive collecting these editions is 😅

I currently have 6 Volume 2 editions... and here's the funny part I didn't even buy them. I won all six during one of DueDue's (u/Due_State5096) giveaways! Huge thanks for that, and now I'm officially hooked 😂

I already found myself wanting to collect more. The collecting aspect is genuinely fun, and the app itself looks fantastic. It's still in development, but it's already looking great from my point of view.

Huge thanks to Ana (u/Anasthesia) for all the work that's gone into it so far. I'm excited to see where the project goes from here.

If anyone wants to check it out, just search "TheNewsBruh" on Telegram, or simply use the link in this subreddit's sidebar.

Now, if you'll excuse me... I've got 144 more editions to hunt down 😄

u/Recent-Ad8165 — 3 days ago

▲ 2 r/thenewsbruh

Somebody have 80000 New off chain and il tip you here ?tia🫡

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u/Ancient_Command687 — 3 days ago

▲ 17 r/thenewsbruh+1 crossposts

News Run — The suburban street level is live!

This is a partnership with r/thenewsbruh and u/Hoppy_Doodle!

To play you need to hold The Paperboy Mashi: https://mash-it.io/mashers?listing=940
Once you have the Mashi, click here to play: https://mash-it.io/game/play/news-run/the-suburban-street

Stay tuned for more "news" in the next few days!

u/Atorcran — 3 days ago

▲ 27 r/thenewsbruh+1 crossposts

My next Mashi THE PAPERBOY is here

https://mash-it.io/mashers?listing=940

An with this you will also get the Paperboy game once its ready!

u/Hoppy_Doodle — 3 days ago

▲ 3 r/thenewsbruh

Buy the news bruuh📰📰💪

u/Ancient_Command687 — 3 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – July 01, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1350 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 140 NEW | 👥 3 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1431460 NEW | 🌍 214 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 5 days ago

▲ 16 r/thenewsbruh+1 crossposts

Oh - it's out! Let's go, bruh!

https://mash-it.io/mashers/shop

The Paperboy by u/hoppy_doodle

💜

u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 4 days ago

▲ 29 r/thenewsbruh+2 crossposts

The interviews went really well today - we've decided to employ this guy. Want to know more?

The first job we've given him is to head over to the r/mashit offices to deliver them some good news.

You'll find him there tomorrow!

Looking forward to seeing this work from the awesome u/hoppy_doodle

We also have another super important job for him - and that'll be happening tomorrow too.

🎮

🕹️

Keep tuned - more info coming soon.

💜

u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 4 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – June 30, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

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🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 6 days ago