r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 600 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 42 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 34395 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1386700 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 250 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 41 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 33745 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1386050 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 2550 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 44 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 33145 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1385450 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 44 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 30545 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1382850 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 750 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 42 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 28645 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1380950 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 2650 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 27895 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1380200 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

• 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
• 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
• 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
• 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
• 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1300 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 42 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 25895 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1378200 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-19 📊 Total Staked: 9,177,376 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

• u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,634 NEW (staked 300,000)
• u/1-derful → 📰 147 NEW (staked 27,000)
• u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 785 NEW (staked 144,201)
• u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 377 NEW (staked 69,264)
• u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 723 NEW (staked 132,706)
• u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 2,014 NEW (staked 369,741)
• u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 343 NEW (staked 63,071)
• u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 204 NEW (staked 37,600)
• u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 22 NEW (staked 4,083)
• u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,791 NEW (staked 328,796)
• u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,432 NEW (staked 262,940)
• u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,665 NEW (staked 305,770)
• u/Chinoui67 → 📰 23 NEW (staked 4,352)
• u/Chucklum → 📰 1 NEW (staked 205)
• u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
• u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 65 NEW (staked 12,100)
• u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 6 NEW (staked 1,189)
• u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 28 NEW (staked 5,153)
• u/Dragon3766 → 📰 96 NEW (staked 17,692)
• u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 11 NEW (staked 2,154)
• u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,663 NEW (staked 488,900)
• u/Emaniuz → 📰 130 NEW (staked 23,879)
• u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,363)
• u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/GUW00 → 📰 61 NEW (staked 11,325)
• u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 329 NEW (staked 60,500)
• u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,270 NEW (staked 233,205)
• u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 52 NEW (staked 9,592)
• u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 220)
• u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 51 NEW (staked 9,365)
• u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,089 NEW (staked 200,000)
• u/Ionut404 → 📰 206 NEW (staked 37,966)
• u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,005 NEW (staked 184,517)
• u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 38 NEW (staked 7,078)
• u/KIG45 → 📰 683 NEW (staked 125,500)
• u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,298 NEW (staked 238,377)
• u/L10N420 → 📰 222 NEW (staked 40,904)
• u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 43 NEW (staked 8,057)
• u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,305)
• u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 6 NEW (staked 1,200)
• u/LuminousViper → 📰 4 NEW (staked 750)
• u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
• u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,672 NEW (staked 307,000)
• u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 205)
• u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 424 NEW (staked 78,000)
• u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 665 NEW (staked 122,220)
• u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 174 NEW (staked 32,108)
• u/MrPopsMx → 📰 62 NEW (staked 11,521)
• u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 18 NEW (staked 3,410)
• u/NeeL21YT → 📰 77 NEW (staked 14,307)
• u/NeohWise → 📰 583 NEW (staked 107,137)
• u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 255)
• u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 19 NEW (staked 3,553)
• u/PapiMak → 📰 1,754 NEW (staked 322,000)
• u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 876 NEW (staked 160,847)
• u/Prish22 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 227)
• u/Prodj3010 → 📰 34 NEW (staked 6,369)
• u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,664 NEW (staked 305,579)
• u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 972 NEW (staked 178,500)
• u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 106 NEW (staked 19,592)
• u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 1,069 NEW (staked 196,226)
• u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 1,940 NEW (staked 356,102)
• u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,523 NEW (staked 279,577)
• u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,152 NEW (staked 211,498)
• u/Sojatoshi → 📰 119 NEW (staked 21,976)
• u/Starcat75 → 📰 265 NEW (staked 48,709)
• u/Sweetserra → 📰 879 NEW (staked 161,500)
• u/The_herowarboy → 📰 15 NEW (staked 2,805)
• u/Torporific1 → 📰 468 NEW (staked 86,000)
• u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 385 NEW (staked 70,677)
• u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 85 NEW (staked 15,634)
• u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 2 NEW (staked 500)
• u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
• u/WTFrashelle → 📰 584 NEW (staked 107,305)
• u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1,392 NEW (staked 255,530)
• u/XManReboot → 📰 2 NEW (staked 500)
• u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 5 NEW (staked 943)
• u/TheTownCrier → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
• u/armthrash → 📰 1,273 NEW (staked 233,665)
• u/beerans → 📰 16 NEW (staked 3,003)
• u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,841 NEW (staked 337,956)
• u/bp_ohio → 📰 235 NEW (staked 43,233)
• u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
• u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/coinllector → 📰 1,229 NEW (staked 225,661)
• u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/daltadka911 → 📰 13 NEW (staked 2,534)
• u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,509 NEW (staked 277,028)
• u/eyoomix → 📰 20 NEW (staked 3,720)
• u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
• u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/ieatmoondust → 📰 831 NEW (staked 152,606)
• u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/nsavalve → 📰 98 NEW (staked 18,128)
• u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
• u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
• u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 8 NEW (staked 1,500)
• u/seon_mx → 📰 54 NEW (staked 10,033)
• u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
• u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 3,106 NEW (staked 570,224)
• u/timbulance → 📰 100 NEW (staked 18,390)
• u/tylerv602022 → 📰 38 NEW (staked 7,074)
• u/valikazar → 📰 1 NEW (staked 199)
• u/wato4000 → 📰 43 NEW (staked 8,000)
• u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

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