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Today’s Vlog - “The Weight is just falling off” 🙄

OPENING SEGMENT SUMMARY - It’s the start of the vlog and our gorl has already had a “green smoothie,” an Alani, & a diet cherry coke but don’t worry yall she just drank them to shill her special cups she ordered online 🙄. She said this is only day 3 into WW so Liar Rodriguez weighed herself again only two days after her first weigh-in and claimed on IG she didn’t weigh in until that Friday. (This portion of the vlog is from her performative posts on instagram) Starting out with bullshit already and we’re not here for it 😩

Breathless & Lispy went to Walmart AGAIN & bought MORE zero cake mix so if this is only day 3, cupcakes are already gone, how many points was that entire pan Alex? She found another recipe for baked goods and just had to get it. She downplays it as “taking a break from the cupcakes” to make her new dessert 🙄 So this is another grocery haul and we don’t care.

She says she’s not in the WW GLP1 program and says she has hypoglycemia from her Gastric Bypass so it wouldn’t be good for her to take one 🤣 Whatever just continue with this bullshit because it’s obviously working for you so well 😒 Why is she buying so much more shit when it’s only been a few days?

She’s craving a walk & it’s hot which is code for no actual walking is going to take place, so she films herself standing outside with the stroller and Bruno minus Anderson. No walk actually was recorded and she admits the walk didn’t last “very long” yeah I bet.

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Gorl we still don’t believe you’re doing night shifts, and even if we did, you should be used to this, being that this is your SECOND child 😒 And if she isn’t settling after eating then that means you’re still not taking the time to burp her & hold her properly because you just want to go back to sleep. If you’re so sleep deprived, the last thing I would be doing is shining a bright ass light in my face to take a pic & complain on the internet about it. But again, I don’t believe Performative Rodriguez has been up all night with the baby and here’s why:

She’s said multiple times that Anderson wakes up at 6am (which is when this was posted EC time), so she’s most likely up & getting him ready for daycare OR, she got up and took this pic because she’s trying to be relatable to other moms out there getting no sleep. She needs to stop complaining about her healthy, growing newborn needing to eat, she should be concerned if she weren’t.

Throw some of those non-working eye patches on, drink your creamer coffee & Alani, hit up the drive-thru per usual, you’ll be alright 🙄

Gourd Head’s gonna continue her “postpartum diaries” complaining about her children and more “feel sorry for me” nonsense. She has just been non-stop recording since she’s been home 🤦🏾‍♀️

She really out here trying to convince us she didn’t have a scheduled induction. She didn’t even say what was in the drink so I looked it up. Our gorl is desperate to go viral for anything 🙄 GO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR CHILDREN!

THE “VIRAL” DRINK:
An Iced Passion Tango Tea or Iced Passion Tango Tea Lemonade with four pumps of raspberry syrup.

ETA: She had to show us she is actually capable of finally looking at her newborn 🤣

It’s a boomerang of Alex loving herself and still not looking at her daughter. We all knew she was going to post like crazy, but the day of her birth onward? Wild. Take some time to actually bond with this baby Alex, take a break- but who am I kidding, we all know she won’t do that. Time to shill everything baby including the actual baby.

Today’s Vlog - Watch her decorate.

Summary - Not much to tell here either. This is 9/1 so we’re a week behind. She breathlessly makes a big deal out of having her first pumpkin coffee of the year 😒 She already plans on doing MORE shopping. She has the self-awareness of how out of breath she is and pretends like it’s pregnancy related. She smacks obnoxiously on her drink as if she’s never had it before. So this vlog is just more shopping and decorating while showing her massive overconsumption problem. Waiting for NYAR 🤣 & get the “cozy” counter started.

ALSO: Gorl does NOT look pregnant, especially in the bottom left pic of the thumbnail, wtf Big Dookers? Not wanting to look massively pregnant now?

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Today’s Vlog - Watch her shop.

Summary - Not much to tell here. I’m even waiting for reaction channels 🤣 Skimming through, a big bulk of it is her at the store picking out all of her fall decor. She fed Anderson eggs before sending him off to daycare, made a drink with her pumpkin spice syrup and STILL went to the McDonalds drive-thru before shopping. The NEXT vlog *spoiler* is her decorating, saved yall two videos 😩

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One Month ago was her Coastal Living Room Reveal. Now Fall Threw Up in her living room. Come October the Christmas Bins are being brought out the basement 🤦🏾‍♀️ What a waste of $$ And we all know we’re going to get a vlog or several dedicated to her “process” of throwing up Fall Decor

Why is she so smug? Congratulations you made it to 38 weeks without emergent intervention? This is a normal pregnancy timeline. As long as it’s not endangering the baby, good. Like IMO I feel like she’s bragging at this point and that this “proves” she can still remain unhealthy and carry to term. I think the progesterone had a lot to do with helping along with that, meanwhile she’s been complaining in her vlogs about still being pregnant because she wants her Alanis and to decorate for Fall.

Guess the wannabe Coastal Livingroom was just something she did because she was bored. You can’t tell me she doesn’t have several bins of Fall shit in her basement already? I’m sure she’ll find every item bought and link it for profit 😒

Today’s Vlog - Al dates her mom, beach visit, she discovers Torani Syrups, same shit different day

Summary -

Purple lips starts out the vlog saying she’s going on a beach day then gives us a Nikacado Avocado angle to show us her gut to prove she’s still pregnant 😒 per usual, can’t tell the difference. She shows her packed bag, drinking a sparkling water & jumps to the drive thru at Starbucks. edit McDonalds

She jumpcuts after the order so we don’t know what the hell she ordered. Nasty Nancy is in the passenger’s seat and Anderson in the backseat. Al makes a comment about lightening crotch and her butthole… literally what she said for no reason to her mom.

At the beach Al makes Nancy fetch rocks for Anderson, hold him, chase him and be the stand in parent for the day.

Jumpcut to back a the house because who actually wants content? It’s dinner time for Al & Yar bc Anderson is in a coma already per usual while they eat dinner without him. She shows off her sandwich. Our gorl shares she walked half a mile and acts like that took her out- not our 3 MILE A DAY WALKING BREATHLESS ATHLETE? What happened? TV Show talk so skip we don’t care.

Jumpcut to the next morning for her to show off heatless curls… RIVETING NONTENT. She can barely get out words being so short of breath. She shares a sad moment for Anderson being awake, saying his ABCs alone in his crib while this bitch watched him on camera and the empath in her felt emotions or some shit. Mom of the year yall. Jumpcut to her GRWM chair and I’m out

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Today’s Vlog - Al Larps as a Mother and fails per usual

Summary -
Our breathless athlete starts out the vlog complaining about an "Anderson" necklace she needed an extender for and she states "it was too tight for my fat neck" while hiding her non-existent neck behind filters so... what fat neck Big Al? Anyway, guess her stans who believe her lies are gonna be confused about that one.

- She manages to complain about both children, the unborn one and her toddler by letting us know how much she doesn't want to be pregnant anymore because she's so uncomfortable, and she's just letting Anderson play in her drink cooler to stay out of her hair. I hope she carries to term if it actually benefits her unborn child.

- She baits false labor yet again and stops because Anderson babbles over her, so she monster talks at him before jumping to ranting about having nightmares about shitting herself... not beating the poop fetish allegations Big Al.

- She's not even paying attention to Anderson, just repeating whatever he manages to say. Then to stick it to the haters, she pops in a clip of Ms. Rachel teaching Anderson his A-B-Cs on the television and he repeats the letters as they pop up on the screen. No parent interaction during this clip.

- She hates being pregnant because she can’t drink the Alanis that she has been hoarding, she bought yet another case in her instagram reel posted yesterday so now the pantry AND the drink cooler are stocked with them.

- She attempts to hold Anderson and he immediately wants to get down and goes back to playing in the drink cooler. How about getting him a safe kitchen set Big Al? Nah? Oh okay.

- Here she admits she has an induction scheduled for "her due date if she doesn't go into labor beforehand" girl bye we all knew you were getting induced, just surprised you told a half-truth here. She has Anderson alone today so of course she finds a reason to go to Nancy's. Apparently Nancy got logged out of her youtube account or some shit while probably shifting sock accounts and Alex NEEDS to go over there to save the day

- Jumpcut to the car and she is feeling "insecure" about her Anderson necklace, why? Because you have to make sure it's not jumping all over the place by magic due to your industrial strength filters? Yeah that's probably it.

- Fall drinks are out at Starbucks and her face is full of Dooker's Delight as she acts like she had no idea when this woman has notifications set on her phone for when certain food items drop. Pumpkin Cream Chai is her drink of choice and omg Anderson is in the car behind her most likely facing forward because we hear him but her mass completely hides him. Baby girl's car seat is behind the passenger's seat rear-facing, so IMO this is most likely after she made Yar move Anderson's carseat to her car.

- She lies about not finishing her Sparkling caffeinated drink at home and she just HAS to take a sip of her drink while driving, vlogging, & with Anderson in the car. We didn't see her order get handed to her, so she most likely got more than just drinks for her and Nancy, nothing for Anderson per usual, I'm sure she's got a pouch packed somewhere. She is driving with one hand, sipping her drink with the other, and vlogging all while Anderson is in the car with her. Mom of the year yall.

- Jumpcut to footage of Anderson in the elevator at Nancy's apartment- what happened to not filming when he's present and all that other bullshit? Oh, not doing that right now? Ok. Anderson sprints out of the elevator and she can't keep up with him. We see NONE of the visit at Nancy's.

- Jumpcut to home and the house is DARK in the background so Anderson is most likely in a coma right now. She didn't finish her Starbucks, most likely because she stuffed her face with whatever else she bought and lies about the excuse of there being too much sugar in it. So... why didn't you throw it away? Why hold on to it and bring it back home with you? Liar.

- She shows off gifts Anderson got for his birthday from his great Aunt which is cute. She shows a random clip of Anderson playing with his toy vacuum then jumpcuts again to being in the kitchen to make muffins "for Anderson." It's 1226 and she says he is down for his nap. Let's see if we can see the clock by the time she finishes. Nope.

- Jumpcut to after his physical at the pediatricians and she said it was too much “for them.” Oh the horror of you needing to take your son to his 2yr physical. No wonder you’ve been in a mood you couldn’t chuck him into daycare today, GOOD. She states he's almost 32lbs, hitting ALL of his milestones, and she is glad they "made it through" aka talking about herself being stressed over his appointment. The empath in her broke her heart that he was upset at the Dr.s office. So again she wasn’t a source of comfort for her son. His appointment wasn't until 4 I believe, and she says he slept until before then, we can't see the clock. She mentions the muffins she made for her son are ones that she and Yar love... 🤨

- She bought a Poppi and her friend who is also pregnant told her they were safe to drink so she can't wait to dive into it. This bitch said she hopes it tastes like Witch's Brew and is already trying to think of ways to modify it to taste that way. So she's gonna try it! Like I fucking can't. This woman just talked about having nightmares of shitting herself but downs a prebiotic soda adding sugar free caramel syrup to it. Hope your nightmares come to fruition 🙂

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Breathless with Purple Lips Rodriguez complaining about her son being scared in a new toy that drives under the control of his dad to the point the steering wheel moves on its own. Maybe don’t have him flying ahead of you in it and be alongside him so he won’t be so scared? Just a thought. She DID post the “good” moment in the middle of her bullshit rant and idk yall this just pissed me off 😒

“Everything you see online is not real” yeah especially when it comes to the online appearance you curate every time you post

Today’s Vlog - Follow Avatar Rodriguez shopping all fucking day last minute for her son’s bday, get pre-made dinner, & same shit, different day.

- Yet again she shows herself taking down her hair, yawn. And she’ll link it! She thinks she’s hot shit for her hair being curled. But did she wash it? Probably not. She rants about having an urge to cut her hair but she knows IRL she has 5 chins and it will not look right when she edits her pencil thin neck & snatched jawline. Apparently she has a deadline of Dec. 1st to decide, no one cares.

- She announces she is 37 weeks in this vlog. Didn’t she say she was 37 in prior vlogs? Idk but she has another OB appointment coming up form a Non-Stress Test and she is still baiting unknowingly going into labor. She’s not going to vlog his bday but she IS going to vlog herself shopping per usual. She states it’s after 7am and he’s still sleeping.

- They went to a farm toddler-friendly attraction “with family” so Yar’s side, where she shows a clip for a few seconds of Anderson with Yar, then jumpcut to her bedroom talking about her doo-doo brown romper that hides her unwashed snatch stains well while being three sizes too small.

- She also claims she’s worn rompers to the OB KNOWING they need to see her exposed abdomen for scans. She’s going every week so this shouldn’t be something she forgets but ofc she blames “pregnancy brain” and not the fetish she has for exposing her poor high risk OB to her half naked body on multiple occasions, like wtf. This is just as bad as her always needing to take videos/pics on the toilet or in public restrooms.

- Then she goes into “ready for fall” talk what about your wannabe coastal livingroom? Oh, that’s over now? It’s because it’s so hot now and too much work for her to bathe, drown herself in Vagisil, AND dress properly & appropriately

- Jumpcut to the kitchen where she free pours strawberry acai refresher concentrate and water in a cup while talking about preparing for Anderson’s birthday

- She says she “feels emotional” and has “mom guilt” about having another baby? 🤨 Gorl bye you’re elated to finally have your baby girl. She says she has to edit her vlog before her appointment

- Jumpcut to talking about these cold bra inserts- didn’t she praise these already in the last vlog? She literally shows herself inserting them under her boobs before heading out

- I shit you not she shows herself in the OB’s office and we get a real look at how tight they had to strap the monitor around her abdomen just to get the baby’s heartbeat. Think of a tourniquet being on too tight. Gee I wonder why she’s so worried about not looking pregnant like, ever? She’s also making ducklips while filming herself and it is genuinely cringe.

- Jumpcut back to the car at Dollar Tree to shop for the rest of Anderson’s bday decorations.

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Today’s Vlog - Avatar Rodriguez starts the “Make Yar Do Everything Else while She struggles to complete one task because pregnant” Vlog. Also the thumbnail is curated from the same day of her Slurpie Hunt in the last vlog.

Opening Segment - Gasping for Breath Rodriguez starts out the vlog with the “toddler story time” complaining about Anderson because she took him on a walk and he had a tantrum because she never takes him past the corner apparently. Anderson was apparently screaming and crying so loud that Yar had to run to grab him from running in the street because his morbidly obese athlete of a wife could not handle their son wanting to continue the walk across the street

- She dubs this vlog “labor watch” and talks about how she’s using her husband for free labor to clean out her car of HER MESS, clean the guestroom like goddamn you’re not gonna help at all? switch Anderson’s carseat from his car to her car 👀 well we know who’s picking up & dropping off Anderson at daycare now but did we really think SHE was doing it? Also, she said in the last vlog they had carseats for both cars but good to know she’s already chucked off Anderson to being Yar’s responsibility but whatever I’m sure her story will change again

- She also adds cleaning the guestroom for Nancy to stay with them up to Yar (not beating the allegations that’s his bedroom). ALSO, if you have no idea when you’re giving birth, why are you just now cleaning the guestroom when you’ve thought the baby’s coming for weeks now? MmHm gotcha bitch 🤣

- She then goes on a rant about cleaning out the pantry, the ONE task she can apparently handle doing today once Anderson is in his daily coma I’m sure. She mentions social media pressure to make it aesthetic is too much for her now with having two kids- bitch you do nothing all day, literally spent hrs in the last vlog hunting for Slurpies, you got the time.

- Her pantry reveals just how much she doesn’t clean and how much she wastes on soda. She admits she hated the mountain dew cream soda & coconut dr pepper 🙄 Oh and she’s got a top shelf FULL of Alanis. A rotten banana peel on a shelf is blamed on being busy with Anderson 😒To my surprise, Anderson is still awake running free in the kitchen/livingroom while she starts cleaning out the pantry. It almost sounds like someone else’s voice is in the background before it immediately jumps into a music montage of her cleaning off the shelves.

- She says “babe” as if she’s talking to Yar and we hear nothing in response. Isn’t he busy cleaning & shit or did you re-assign him to Anderson duty? She makes a comment about nesting mode again and jumps into another music montage of organizing… RIVETING NONTENT.

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Today’s Vlog - Our gorl pretends like she just now realized she “accidentally” leaked baby girl’s name, that’s the thing she “messed up” on 🙄😒

- Our breathless wonder is out shopping again. Same shit, different day

- She’s having braxton hicks all the time now so she saw her OB and smiles about being one cm dilated at 36/37 weeks I guess, but it’s SO FUNNY to her! (lying laughing and all) that this pregnancy is surviving longer than Anderson’s.

- She’s at 7/11 for a slurpee but they didn’t have any so she got a taquito (280cals) to replace it, GORL’s gotta eat something, can’t leave empty handed.

- Now she’s going to go to Costco but then she’s also looking for different 7/11s? She parks and goes into a rant about pregnancy brain with forgetting to blur baby girl’s name. Mind you she stopped wearing the Sylvie bracelet after showing it in several vlogs, now she’s accidentally not blurring the name in the nursery, makes a joke about naming her Sylvester 🙄 name change incoming most likely.

- Now it’s in to Costco to visit the hot station- I mean, go shopping & touch everything 😩

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I need her to stop trying to chase a “viral” moment because they all suck. She just showed in today’s vlog how scared she was to vlog when a car parked next to hers, she would never in her life say any of these things to anyone, especially when the general public can’t even tell that the real life unedited Alex is pregnant, BFFR

Today’s Vlog - Fuck all the way off with Fall Decor. I’m in 96 degree weather basking in the sun & she’s trying to get an early jump on Fall already. IT IS AUGUST. That wannabe coastal livingroom will be disappearing fast 😩 Our gorl must have had to fullfill her Walmart Affiliate Duty.

Opening Segment:
- This vlog takes place the SAME day as the last one (whatever day that was, I don’t remember) She makes duckface at the camera checking herself out in the viewfinder while literally in the middle of talking about the nursery.
- She lies about feeling “what could be” contractions again while telling us how much she’s bitched at Trout mouth Nancy to have everything packed and ready to go whenever she “spontaneously goes into labor” uh huh.
- Our gorl plans on stocking up on diet sodas while claiming to be low, then she gets scared about a car parking next to her so she immediately cuts the clip. Scary ass 🤣 But Anderson is the one who doesn’t like crowds & people? Riiight.
- Jumpcut to her walking up to her greatest enemy, a windowed door and she purposely points her camera down to her feet so the camera doesn’t catch her reflection as she returns baby girl’s original curtains 😩
- She got her nails done in her bunny neutral bullshit & short, took off the jacket because our gorl was sweating. She acts like she’s comfortable in her ill-fitting romper because she’s pwegnant (she still doesn’t appear pregnant so why does this matter? All of her clothes are forever skintight without pregnancy) She shows her nails to the camera and claimed her previous fire engine red nails were “fun”
- We immediately go off track to being obsessed over seeing Walmart’s fall decor. She took her manufactured bump for a bathroom selfie before looking at outfits that per usual too small for her wide back. She says she “loves that Walmart goes up to 3x” but I thought you were a skinny legend XXL (sometimes XL?) So we all know that 4x Skims top she bought will barely fit when she finally wears it 💀
- She jumps into the fall decor touching everything so I’m out.

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Today’s Vlog - A whole bunch of bullshit with another made up pregnancy related story. Labor scare and I’m sure she laughed her ass off about it, shifty eyes and all. Added in her response to not hiding her daughter’s name.

I’m on vacay guys so no opening summary today, the alt link vids keep freezing on me, must not be a good connection 😩 But I shared the link if yall wanna listen to her lie & shill for 23 mins straight. I saw the opening clip of her stating how productive she was going to be with Anderson napping and Yar literally laughs at her off camera. He knows she’s full of shit too. She also shares that Yar saw the 1000lb sisters reel she posted… but wait wasn’t he a part of it? 🤥 Does she honestly just forget her lies?

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Today’s Vlog - A whole vlog about packing & shilling.

Opening Vlog Segment - Our gorl sounds like she just ran a marathon standing still in her kitchen. She is meal prepping for postpartum for content. She claims she didn’t meal prep for Anderson because it was SO unexpected (lie) and she got takeout everyday, yes she said this but we didn’t hear about it at the time 🤥 She admits being out of breath trying to speak in complete sentences, nothing’s new. She shows a grocery haul. She’s planning to have burgers and carrots made up like fries. She thinks buying fruit means you have a toddler 😒 So Anderson is still subjected to his diet of pouches and berries. She’s in this ill-fitting romper that’s up her crotch, and puts her apron on to start on her prep. She claims she’s going to make the nurses gift baskets for her upcoming birth (uh huh) so if she links everything she bought, all this was is an opportunity to shill. She keeps lying about Braxton Hicks but that hasn’t stalled her cooking for one second. NOW we get that she is making a recipe from Yar’s cousin “years ago” that has “Spanish seasonings” her personality while cooking is fucking ridiculous. Jumpcut to her Alani instagram reel for no reason then it’s back to her in the kitchen still. She lies again about having pregnancy cravings towards the end of her pregnancy. My God she is going painstakingly slow with this prep. Skip. She pretends like Yar begged for her meal prep lasagna for dinner tonight, sure Jan. There’s literally no noise in the background. She says she just had lunch but doesn’t
elaborate, we know, takeout. Now she’s ready to shill shit for her diaper bag. Wait for a reaction channel for this one.

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