6/9/26 Vlog Yewtube Link
Today’s Vlog - NOM NOM NOM on salt bagels & then some with 4 different versions of A.I Edited Rodriguez in the thumbnail
OPENING TO THE VLOG: Our gorl has been breathless & gluttonous since going to pop-up bagels so she starts out the vlog with a salt bagel taste test 🙄. We already know you’ve been going back daily since it’s your current “pregnancy craving.” ONE person commented that they loved the salt bagel so she had to re-word it with “stho many of you said you LOVED the sthalt bagel” bitch please I called this shit from a mile away. Any excuse to eat. Bruno also has to be subjected to being in the car with her so that means the cleaners are working hard at cleaning up her filth at home. She acts like she’s never eaten a bagel in her life and the dopamine rush with giddiness is ever so present during this moment in the vlog. She rage baits that she’s a GBS girly and can’t handle sweets but ever since getting pregnant she has no cravings for anything. (Reminder, she JUST said she had a craving for bagels but whatever lie to yourself gorl) So the salt bagel is in rotation of her daily fast-food runs. Jumpcut to her GRWM chair and I’m not sitting here to listen to her talking about new products to have the exact same face at the end. She literally zooms in so that we can watch her apply her NEW Covergirl mascara. Skip. She shills an iron for her hair so it must be PR, Idk I fast-forwarded but prices & shit started popping up on the screen. Oh and look at that a promo code popped up, yeah she doesn’t wash her hair for just shits & giggles yall. Anyway skip to the kitchen where she’s going to make some pasta she bought from Aldi. This must be a “linking everything I use on screen” again through her Amazon Storefront. She begs for engagement under the guise of people commenting their favorite pasta shape 😒 We don’t care. I swear she talks to her audience like they’re slow as she goes through each step of making the pasta with a fake ass cadence to her voice- she’s so elated to be eating again after her three bagel breakfast. She eats again on camera with mouth noises, her review of the Elote Pasta is shit with a shitty rating (RIVETING review). Jumpcut to her making dinner- did all she do is film herself cooking & eating? She then jumps to Love Island chatter before cutting to Anderson & Bruno playing in Bruno’s toilet out back. Jumpcut to her breathless in the bathroom for no reason rambling about having dark hair, (she probably had to wrestle Anderson down to make him go to sleep & got winded on top of already being winded just existing) then she jumps back to talking about how she prepares to watch Love Island. She said she has to “prepare to have the energy to stay up and watch it” yall it’s fucking 8pm is she 80 years old? Use your cpap Big Al, you’ll have more energy, and I’m out bc Idc about the new Love Island Season.
You Know the drill. Watch without giving her a direct view or if you don’t want to wait for reaction channels.
Yewtube (the link working at the moment):
https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=F8UutFdq9Fg
Bingo Card: (Pregnancy Edition - NEW VERSION)
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