r/alexandrarodriguez

Place your bets (4X Skims edition)

  1. The 4X sweatshirt is gonna fit like a glove and not be oversized at all
  2. We're never gonna see it again, because its 4X and fits like a glove

I'm shocked she admitted the real size. I bet those XS shorts sent her into a binge eating frenzy.

(edit to correct binge tasting to binge eating lol)

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u/Educational-Shop-979 — 11 hours ago

Alex Thomas???

Is this new? Why would she go by Thomas and not Rodriguez on her Amazon storefront??? It’s definitely not an old storefront or anything because it has all her latest nursery items on it!

u/Ok_Instruction4627 — 15 hours ago

Hygiene

Hey Yah’ll. I was just wondering what girly maintenance fat al has done on the reg? Obviously pedicures and manicures. Brows? They look darker and more shapely. And her lips look more nauseating than usual. Botox?
I ask just because I am debating having lip filler or a lip flip as a birthday present to myself. I had my third sweet baby in April and would really like a treat. Not sweet treat like fat Al. Just wondering what you all think. You all are amazing.

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u/mindfulcollette — 13 hours ago

Skims

No actual adults are out there buying a sweatshirt that says a company name for $98, right? Like I cannot imagine going to the skims website, picking out a sweatshirt that advertises for them, and then paying $98 for the pleasure!!!

No shade to people who like this sort of thing but this feels like two things: consumerism, of course, and trying to be a cool girlie pop who wears sexy brands.

I just cannot imagine going to this site and paying almost a hundred dollars to look this tacky.

u/inductiononN — 1 day ago

All the digs about Alex's flat head :(

Of all the features of her appearance to snark on... That flat head is the one part of her that wasn't her fault.

So her shitty parents left her lying on her back so long that the back of her skull flattened. That actually makes me feel so sorry for her. Baby Alex deserved to be held more, she deserved to be properly cared for, she didnt deserve to be neglected until she developed a flat head.

There will be readers and snarkers on this sub, and many perfectly decent human beings out there, who also suffered parental neglect as babies and have flat heads. Probably spent their whole lives feeling self-conscious and getting teased about it. How awful it must feel to see comments about how ugly and hideous and noticeable a flat head is! ALL of those babies once upon a time deserved to be cuddled and loved and given tummy time, and their flat heads are just injury added to insult.

Sure, snark on how Alex, through her own moronic and self-centered actions, ate her way to necklessness and four chins, and then molded her body into the unfortunate shape of a retired linebacker by getting an obese tummy tuck and continuing to gain. That's all on her.

But i hope we can have more kindness around here regarding flat heads, with awareness about the sad history that that particular skull shape comes with.

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u/Own_Round_7600 — 23 hours ago

Andersons Sleep

In her most recent vlog where she buys a Skims tent, she mentions she needs to get some jobs done and Anderson had already been asleep for two hours and she should start being productive, indicating he would still be napping longer. I have a child very similarly aged and I’m just a bit confused like is Anderson napping for over two hours a day and then going to bed at like 5:30pm?! HOW is this possible? I have a very healthy and playful toddler and if she napped for that amount of time during the day, my husband and I wouldn’t be able to get her asleep till at the earliest maybe 8:30pm.

I know this isn’t isolated in my experience, my friends toddlers all have quite short naps now but if they had like a 2+hr nap during the day, a 5:30 bedtime would be laughable. How is she essentially forcing a toddler into being asleep for like 18 hours out of 24?! They’re so headstrong and stubborn at this age so I just don’t understand.

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u/Latter_Abroad3494 — 1 day ago

No originality

Alex has no originality. this is basically the same set up she had for Anderson's nursery. I do like that rug, though. that chair is also not going to hold up to her weight. It doesn't even look wide enough for her.

u/Bananarama2538 — 1 day ago

Selfish

I know this is nitpicky but it REALLY bothers me how she shops at secondhand stores and Facebook marketplace for her children but then buys herself an ugly ass 98 dollar sweatshirt. I’m all for shopping secondhand and think it’s super smart. But the amount of stupid expensive shit I’ve seen this narcissist buy for herself is next level. Why do you feel the need to save tons of money on things your children NEED but have no problem forking over insane amounts of money on non-essential things for yourself? I just don’t get it.

u/Final-Algae-6064 — 1 day ago

Baby girl hasn’t been born yet but here we all are fearing for her life.

Because, where is the safest place to put a mirror you say? Right above babies head while she’s getting her diapers changed.

Lied about Yar putting up the curtains?

She flipped out on that commenter a few days ago saying Yar put up the curtains but in today’s vlog she says “she had the curtains put up” implying she hired someone? Then said when her and Yar walked in the room he asked if they were blue curtains, if he put them up wouldn’t he have realized that?

I’ll link the post where she said Yar put them up in the comments

u/mullink — 1 day ago

What in funhouse filter hell is this? 🤡🤡🤡

I know this heifer didn't filter herself to a 6 foot tall, long-legged, flat stomached, size 14 gazelle in this vlog. She gave herself ankles and everything😅 The pic on the right was ONE month ago FFS!

Friendly reminder, Fat Dump - you have an upcoming weight loss arc after Thylvie shows up early. You gotta stow your delusional filtering for your fake weigh-ins and progress updates. After all, you'll be eating like a starved sasquatch all holiday season, you complete dingus.

Notice that Alex liked this comment, but didn't say a word in response about it. Why you may ask? Because she isn't actually interested in this idea & WON'T do it! Anderson is in daycare learning his animals, while his fat dump worthless mother is binging cider donuts

Funny how she sends voice notes to clapback about Yar hanging curtains & replies back to people who kiss her fat ass, but when someone tells her to do something with Anderson she's completely silent. She liked this comment, but didn't say anything about it. Because she doesn't give a shit & won't ever do it! She can't stand being around her son for even 5 mins, she made him nap for 3hrs in this vlog from 11am until 2pm & still put him to bed by 6pm. She's not looking for activities to do with him, she wants him in daycare or asleep period.

u/strawberrybliss90 — 1 day ago

Daughters name reveal

This mornings vlog she did not edit out the banner in the nursery. You can see SYL in the shot. Probably Sylvia or sylvie

u/Novel_Ant_3997 — 1 day ago

Receipts proving that she did in fact LIE! It was Saturday the 15th when the curtains were already up in the nursery. Yet on Sunday the 16th is when she did the voice clip saying that Yar was "putting them up as we speak" CAUGHT AGAIN!

Regardless if Yar did them, or she had someone else do it, she still lied about it. Her new vlog she uploaded today starts out on Saturday, the curtains were already hung up at this point because she filmed them. Again this footage was taken from SATURDAY Aug 15th. But then on Sunday when her last vlog was uploaded in real time she replied to that comment with the voice audio clip. Clapping back saying that Yar "does plenty" & literally said that he was putting up the curtains in the nursery "AS WE SPEAK" so how the hell was Yar doing that on Sunday Aug 16th, if they were already up & steamed, had bows on them on Saturday?? Girl stop lying! This is embarrassing 😳

u/strawberrybliss90 — 1 day ago

Riddle me this, Dookers, you “sized up” 🙄to a 4x sweatshirt that you plan on wearing after you’re no longer pregnant. But, while pregnant you’re only an XL? 🙄Why is it necessary to go up at least 3 clothing sizes to be “comfy”?

u/Few-Classroom-747 — 1 day ago