u/BaerttheConstipated

Words cannot describe how good I feel (Also did not have any QC issues)

The amount of times I have to drop everything for a stab wound is insane

I am unsure what I did and to who, but whatever atonement I must seek, please make it known. I’m tired grandpa

I get it, security reasons, but “hold on, let me log back into EPIC” is not a phone conversation I want to have every other call

It is a yes or no question. I am 99% done. You have more years of experience here than I have even been alive. I am not asking you questions about every specimen, just the special case here and now. The circumstance isn’t even in the policy, it is a tech judgement call and you are the lead. Yes or no, please, I beg of you.

Works for the pager too.

Just please let this be a normal workday. (In the Blood Bank, no way!)

JUST GO

I can’t seem to catch a break. But gotta keep the product flowing

My hands for some reason. Like bruh…

She was just casually mogging us noobs (relative to her 40+ years) by being able to pull and label segments (the DIN stickers) for two units at a time and being just overall ambidextrous with decent southpaw writing skill. She can look between two forms and write on both without having to move her stance or the paper, just turns her head. If I didn’t know better, I would swear she was aura farming.

I swear on my mother I draw bad luck like the plague. Before I started at this place, it was eight to twenty a WEEK. Maybe half being known patients. On God, if I started making a panel puzzle from each antibody I had to work up I would have just about everything. Just missing Jsb, Kpb, and Mur. I am not even in a trauma one