u/BarbaricYawper789

Got Tinder Platinum yesterday.

Got laid today with a French girl today.

This Platinum shit really moves the needle.

I was on free for a few days, got nothing.

Then I was on Plus for a week, got like 1 match/day.

Got Platinum and immediately got 10+ matches. WTF.

Anyway I'll write a field report soon with my profile screenshots, openers, texting sequence, the date itself, the pull to my apartment, the sealing of the deal in my apartment.

Honestly I did nothing special, she was DTF and compliant from the beginning.

I didn't even really need to do shit.

She bought her own drink too (God I love Europe).

Moral of the story: GET PLATINUM. DON'T BE A CHEAP ASS.

And no, I'm not paid by Match Group to post this.

I'm a Malaysian who was prosecuted under Akta Hasutan for 3R stuff in 2013.

I skipped bail, and I've been living overseas for 12 years now, but my charge is still pending.

If I return now, what are the chances that they'll:

1. Toss me in prison for a long time? Anything a year or more is long to me.

2. Toss me in prison for a short time?

3. Slap me on the wrist (e.g. RM5k denda)

4. Drop my charges fully, because it's no longer politically expedient to pursue these types of cases?

I might be delulu, but somehow I'm predicting something more like 3 or 4, especially after so much time has lapsed.

But what do you think?