u/Barbon_8696

Image 1 — Pathetic rodent almost gave me hantavirus
Image 2 — Pathetic rodent almost gave me hantavirus

Pathetic rodent almost gave me hantavirus

This Pichu camped me and spammed t-jolt, and when it didn't work, spammed his LAGLESS aerials

He won against my mac this way, but Big Zard took care of him.

And he left right after I won

You are so pathetic.

u/Barbon_8696 — 2 days ago

The ness of all time🥀

The game starts, and he says "No one can stop me!"

He spams aerials

He takes my first stock and tbaggs

While he was tbagging when I was reappearing I

went down and forward smashed him to kill

I take his second stock by comboing him into ko punch

He then decided to spam pk fire with his aerials and took my second stock

I used my counter every time he uses pk fire

Then he decided to camp me and was met by forward smash

And at the win screen "Lucky!"

He went from "No one can stop me!" To "Lucky!"

Boring ness.

u/Barbon_8696 — 6 days ago

Let's start, dear bitchra player.

I dragged you here to make you actually take skill at smash, something you've been denying cowardly.

I am going to cut your legs and tie you to a chair until you prove you can get better with anybody else.

You can do it however you want, but you will not leave the chair until you prove you can get better in front of my face.

And if you dare pick up shitlypuff or cloud...

I WILL CUT YOUR ARMS TOO! AND YOU'LL BE FORCED TO PLAY THE GAME WITH YOUR TONGUE!

That's all.

Now prove you're good at the game. I will wait.

u/Barbon_8696 — 7 days ago

Return of the shitlypuff hate.

You thought puff was safe for a while, you thought I was gone, you were wrong.

Don't underestimate me.

I am back and I am worse.

u/Barbon_8696 — 11 days ago