r/SmashRage

Yeah yeah, go ahead and tell me more bullshit like how he's so easy to beat because he's big. Oh no. He is most certainly not. Your ground speed is FASTER THAN JIGGLYPUFF in the air. Your back air is better than clouds. You have 4 different spikes, 2 grounding moves, a charge punch that your grounding moves confirm into, 4 different true combos, and even if they arent true, BAM another back air. Being big isnt a drawback when you have superarmor on SO many of your moves. ALL of your specials have superarmor. And you can act RIGHT out of cargo throw? And it confirms kills at 90%+ because apparently recovery isnt an issue either. Talk shit all you want, but I want to see clips of YOU winning against a DK using puff. And to all you DK mains who think they're cool, GO FUCK YOURSELF! Hahaha.

Sincerely,

A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate player

I used to main Palutena. I'm trying out mega man, fought a palutena, realize how annoying i was, and I reflected on my life choices. I'm glad I quit maining her.

As an emissary of rage?

I’ve seen a few rage posts about Wolf and Falco is probably on the Mount Rushmore of this subreddit (especially if you exclude DLC characters) but I’ve yet to see one about Fox who is of course above both of them on the tier list (for whatever that’s worth).

Is he just more well balanced? Fairer? Am I blind to something here? What makes Falco so much more hateable?

No one has ever enjoyed playing against you. Even if you've played thousands of matches, 0 of them have been fun for your opponent.

Just so you know.

They really did Ganondorf dirty in this game. The fact that R.O.B. can outbox him without using any of his two projectiles is bullshit.

How would you improve Ganon to at least make him an A-Tier while keeping him authentic?

Omg it makes me SO MAD when Donkey Kong GRABS you and then CARRIES you to the edge of the stage and THROWS you and WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT?? I pressed as fast as I possibly could to escape

Perhaps if you didn’t main such an utterly flaccid character, you wouldn’t be as susceptible to losing to a D-tier like myself. Fucking bozo.

IM SO SORRY. YOU OUTPLAYED MY INCENEROAR 99% OF THE TIME AND I LANDED LIKE 8 MOVES IN TOTAL. YOU DID NOT DESERVE TO LOSE THAT. YOUR UP AIR DRAG DOWNS PLAT FORM TECH CHASE UP SMASH FELT LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME AT THAT PLUS 100%. IM NOT SURE IF MY SIDE B SHOULDA KILLED YOU AT 60% FOR NEUTRAL GET UP SHIELDING.

As soon as you get close to 16 mil GSP the most miserable players match with you. Constant taunting during the game, during the results screen and if you beat them they disconnect right before the match ends. Actual personality disorders.

Just a fun experience to vent. Take your main, and imagine you paid 9.99 to make him or her broken.

For instance: Mario, his down special is no longer the useless Fludd, it instead brings out a special menu like Hero's or Shulk and lets him use one of several iconic powerup, such as the fire flower (all his attacks now have a fire burst and that extends his range and damage), the ice flower (same, but it also freezes opponents), and even the super star, because why the hell not! The power up fades after 30% damage, and the same powerup can't be used again for 30 seconds.

Up Special no longer puts Mario in freefall.

His grab now uses Cappy and reaches even longer than Luigi's.

Also, at 100%, he becomes small Mario. He is now the size of Pichu, but his attack and launch power is not reduced at all.

So, did you just lose AGAIN to Kazuya or Mithra or Joker? Then for one moment, imagine what it would be like if your favourite character was lame and PTW too.

Je viens de tomber sur un steve et un samus vers 12600000 GSP pendanr qur je jouais falcon, le steve punissait toute mes approches horizontales par un grab et toute mes approches verticales par un up smash , des que je voulaus aller les chercher en l’air in fesait son down air et je mourrais a 60% je ne pouvais pas edgeguard car il avait son putain de minecart , le samus s’eloignait du combat et spammait les neutrals b et les side b , des que je l’approchait. Le steve me courrais dessus , me grab ou dash attaque et je me prenait le neutral b de samus qu’elle tirait en boucle , j’ai rage quit et je me suis fait ban pendant 1h05 , je ne comprenait pas la haine contre steve mais la je l’ai senti passer allez vous faire foutres bande de spammeurs

This character can just do nothing and not get hit. Bro low profiles naturally under every aerial. Doesn't matter if I have a disjoint if this fast MF can just move around and never get touched. Then he hits me with a super fast and safe attack and I eat high damage or die. Down tilt is a war crime.

Also no character should have that movement speed and be aloud to jump that high. I don't care if he's a frog.

If I was able to cut 10 characters Greninja would absolutely be one of them.

I made it in anyways, BITCH! Very next game. I three-stocked him too, just like I did you. Now I'm sitting pretty with 26 characters in Elite Smash while you're throwing tantrums because you PAID for your S-tier character and still can't win.

I guess it should really be him making this post, but the rage and dread I felt when I thought I'd finally made it into Elite with Sheik, and then having it ripped out of my hands, was so insane. That character is like negative F tier online bro. I could have easily pulled a shit matchup right after and gone on a massive losing streak (I call it the Sheik classic lmao). But I clutched it, and I am so relieved to be done with that grind, and I feel so triumphant in spite of a sore loser who wanted to deny it from me.

That's all. Goodnight 😈

Title says it all, no matter the character, smash players never rematch after they get an absolutely undeserved win, be it for any reason

No matter how many games I play I genuinely can't bring myself to shield. I always find myself either backing up or countering any moves/projectiles I can. Is there a way to force myself to shield???