As an emissary of rage?
I’ve seen a few rage posts about Wolf and Falco is probably on the Mount Rushmore of this subreddit (especially if you exclude DLC characters) but I’ve yet to see one about Fox who is of course above both of them on the tier list (for whatever that’s worth).
Is he just more well balanced? Fairer? Am I blind to something here? What makes Falco so much more hateable?
Perhaps if you didn’t main such an utterly flaccid character, you wouldn’t be as susceptible to losing to a D-tier like myself. Fucking bozo.
Up two stocks against a Zelda that then just proceeded to camp at the edge(s), spam the phantom armour and that dumb fire spell and then teleport with her fucking cheesy as fuck up-special whenever I breached an advance until I had lost the will to live completely and pulled my own eyes out.
Was I naive in thinking that elite smash would be home to players with a touch more shame? Pathetic GSP farmer, I wish you nothing but the worst.
After several months of trial and error (and a lot of workshopping in arenas with my friend and Samus main) I have finally made it with King Dedede to Elite! Completely elated!