u/S1vetsta

(So uh, this rant is hella short. But I don't care)

STOP SHOOTING THOSE LEMONS AT ME, I'VE JUST APPROACHED. I hate your goddamn saw and leaf shield. Stop spamming them as if you'll die if you don't use them for 1 second. Fuck his Up Air, like LET ME TOUCH THE FUCKING GROUND YOU FUCKING PUSSY. Also, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR "MeGa MaN aPpReCiAtIoN pOsT" BULLSHIT. I STILL HATE MEGA MAN.

I. HATE. THEM. These annoying little shits only strategies is to throw random crap and hope for the best.

I HAVE REASONS WHY I HATE THEM SEPARATELY:

NESS, I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR PK FIRE, YOUR STUPID VOICE, YOUR THROWS AND YOUR GODDAMN SMILE. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. HE IS NOT HYPE NOR HONEST. HE'S WAY COOLER IN HIS GAME. VERY LAME OF HIM TO STEAL HIS FRIENDS' PSI MOVES.

LUCAS, YOUR HAIRCUT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. I HATE YOUR SNAKE. I HATE YOUR PK FREEZE. I. HATE. YOUR. FACE. I HATE YOUR SMASH ATTACKS, ESPECIALLY YOUR UP SMASH, YOUR BRAIN HAS IFRAMES BECAUSE IT MUST BE MADE OF COMPLETE STONE AND IT SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU ACTUALLY ARE. I HATE HIM EVEN MORE THAN MEH-SS. HE'S BLAND, LAME AND A CRYBABY FUCK FACE.

THANK GOD YOU CAN MUTE VOICES IN THIS GAME.

I swear both of them have the most punchable faces in the entire roster. They have no sauce nor swag.

And lastly...

If you main Ness, you're crazy

If you main Lucas, you're insane

If you main both, you've reached a whole new level of insanity.

He is not for me. I can barely KO anyone, his smash attacks aren't strong. His sword is too tiny, I have to get too close just to land at least ONE hit to my opponent. It's not fun to play as, at least for me. Even if I win, it doesn't hit the same as winning with Sora, Lucina, Mii Brawler, Kirby and even Dr. Mario. He doesn't fit well for me.

Does anyone else feel the same thing?

I love and hate Ganondorf (it's complicated), or should I say...SUAVEMENTE.

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I HATE HIS BELLY ARMOR. RUINING EVERY SINGLE COMBO I DO. IT'S A MISTAKE GIVING KING K. ROOL BELLY ARMOR. IT'S EVEN WORSE IF I PLAY AS KIRBY OR MII BRAWLER.

His neutral game is lame, all King K. Rool mains do is use neutral b, side b and abuse their belly armor just to cheese you. Also, fuck those King K. Rool clipfarmers. They have massive egos clipfarming cheesy kills and get mad when someone does the same thing to them. How disappointing is that.

I need tips to deal with King K. Rool. I would be thankful to recieve them. My characters that I use are in my flair.

This is a long rant, so get ready...

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I just wanted to say...

Fuck you, idiots.

I hate you

I HATE you

I HATE YOU

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU.

I FUCKING DESPISE KAZUYA, EVEN MORE THAN MARIO. FIRST OF ALL, HE DID NOT DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH. BANDANA DEE, TAILS, AMY, EGGMAN OR PAPER MARIO ARE FAR BETTER THAN HIM. SECOND, HE'S FUCKING DEATH HIMSELF. YOU APPROACH HIM? YOUR STOCK IS GONE. YOU MISS ONE ATTACK? YOUR STOCK IS GONE. YOU DODGE? YOUR STOCK IS GONE. YOU TRY COUNTERING HIM? YOUR STOCK IS GONE. YOU DARE GOING BACK TO THE STAGE? YOUR FUCKING STOCK IS GONE. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

ALL KAZUYA MAINS DO IS SMASH THEIR FUCKING CONTROLLERS LIKE THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON THEM. HE ALSO HAS THAT SUPER ARMOR BULLSHIT, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING.

LOSING A STOCK TO THEM IS LIKE AN UNSKIPPABLE AD SO ANNOYING, EVEN WITH PREMIUM DOESN'T SKIP IT. HONESTLY, IT MAKES ME FUCKING DEPRESSED WHEN I GO TO 0% TO 130% FROM A SINGLE HIT.

I RATHER FIGHT 1000 FALCOS BEFORE FIGHTING AGAINST THIS WASTE OF A CHARACTER. I HATE HIS ELECTRIC WIND GOD FIST, THIS SHIT HAS MASSIVE FRAME ADVANTAGE AND IT STUNS. I HATE HIS CROUCH DASH, THIS MOVE IS BUSTED. WHY THE FUCK IS HE STUPIDLY HEAVY? I TRY TAKING THEIR STOCK AND THEY SURVIVE AT LIKE 150% FUCKING PERCENT.

EVEN WORSE, HE HAS A COMEBACK MECHANIC. THIS SHIT KILLS INSANELY EARLY. BITCH, YOU ARE ASKING YOUR OPPONENT TO CAMP AND TIME THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR ASS. LIKE, HOW IS THIS FUN? HOW DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY FIND KAZUYA FUN TO PLAY AS AND AGAINST?

"But he takes skill!" I DON'T FUCKING CARE, YOU'RE CARRIED. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BETTER SKILLS SAYING THIS.

"He has bad recovery." GUESS WHAT? IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO DEFEND YOUR BORING ASS CHARACTER.

"He loses hard to zoners." AND? DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT THAT?!

"Landing an Electric Wind God Fist is hard in neutral!" I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOUR SAYING IS WRONG. YOUR CHARACTER FUCKING STINKS.

HE. IS. NOT. FUN. IN. THE. SLIGHTEST.

And lastly...

FUCK YOU, IDIOTS.

I tried playing as Mr Game and Watch, and...WHAT THE FUCK ARE HIS MOVES EVEN ABOUT?!

Lmao like how did you die by Sora's worst, most punishable moves?? The answer is simple: your ass probably got read real hard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why the hell does it kill insanely early? Honestly, fuck this move.

This actually happened to me while I was bored of playing. The CPU Fought for his life to recover back to the stage, and the worst part is that this CPU actually won in the same 8-player Smash game lmao.

For all Hero Mains, it's too risky. Even if I were to be a Hero Main, I still wouldn't risk my whole stock just to recover with a RNG move.

Some silly Luigi's Side-B shenanigans lol