u/Prowiambic

Yeah yeah, go ahead and tell me more bullshit like how he's so easy to beat because he's big. Oh no. He is most certainly not. Your ground speed is FASTER THAN JIGGLYPUFF in the air. Your back air is better than clouds. You have 4 different spikes, 2 grounding moves, a charge punch that your grounding moves confirm into, 4 different true combos, and even if they arent true, BAM another back air. Being big isnt a drawback when you have superarmor on SO many of your moves. ALL of your specials have superarmor. And you can act RIGHT out of cargo throw? And it confirms kills at 90%+ because apparently recovery isnt an issue either. Talk shit all you want, but I want to see clips of YOU winning against a DK using puff. And to all you DK mains who think they're cool, GO FUCK YOURSELF! Hahaha.

Sincerely,

A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate player

I used to main Palutena. I'm trying out mega man, fought a palutena, realize how annoying i was, and I reflected on my life choices. I'm glad I quit maining her.

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I have the worst habit of shield dodging AWAY from projectiles instead of spot dodging or dodging towards it and am always hit by it. That's probably my worst habit right now besides hopping on quickplay and draining my elo on a character I've never touched so my main doesn't get dropped into the pits of hell.

Don't EVER tell me that roy has aura or sauce. EVER. That fucking INCEL LOSER HAS NO FUCKING LAG on ANY of his fucking moves. "B-b-b-but he's SOOOOOOOO skilled guys" But he still kills on his TIPPER (WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE WEAKER GUYS) and his SIDE SPECIAL has NO fucking endlag and kills you at 90???????? Sakurai what the FUCK are we doing? "Lets give marth tippers and make them useless [Nerfs him to d tier]. Oh roy? Oh yeah lets give him normal attacks but they're STRONGER at the hilt. Oh? That's unfair? Yeah lemme just make Marth's sour spots WORSE because you complained" Keep in mind i was trying out Mega Man btw. Who he supposedly wins again. Despite being SLOWER and gets PUNISHED for existing. I did better against an AEGIS player than this cuck ass main. Feel free to say I have a skill issue, because that just tells me you're just as bad.

People often complain about how difficult potion making is, however they severly overestimate the growing time of herbs and use mods in place of actually playing the game.Yes I'm criticizing you but I don't care what you do.

I heavily recommend downloading the smart regrowth mod which just makes harvesting plants way less tedious. I personally use fishing QOL alongside it because trying to fish in calamity is torture, and shouldn't be an issue for you considering you probably use alchmistnpc or a similar mod (which I don't blame you). If you want a fair(ish) experience using fishing QOL, I'll put what I think is fair at the botton

-When to start-

Always, and I mean ALWAYS loot the plantoid draedon lab to obtain the 20+ herb bags from the chests. This helps a fuckload in the long run.

I'd say a good time to start planting herbs is after king slime, which is when you obtain the daybloom planter boxes while also unlocking the dryad to purchase said boxes, and if and after you find the staff of regrowth. You will only need about 30 Boxes per plant to get decent results before steadily increasing capacity to about 120 before it becomes overkill.

-How to efficiently farm tedious plants-

Dayblooms grow extremely quickly and bloom during the day. You should always have a stead supply of these even with a small farm.

Blinkroot grows fairly quickly and blooms and unblooms randomly. Make sure you harvest them as soon as you see them bloomed

Moonglow grows quickly and blooms at night, same as daybloom, you should always have a steady supply.

Shiverthorn takes a little longer than normal to bloom, but always stays bloomed.

Deathweed blooms during a full moon or blood moon. Save bloody tears for whenever you require a harvest and make sure you always get at least one more bloody tear per bloodmoon in case you need a blood moon for this or other reasons.

Waterleaf blooms whenever it's raining. You can search the chests in the sulphurous sea biome for the torrential tear, which starts rain, which means you can harvest whenever you please.

Fireblossom blooms between 3:30pm and 7:30pm. This herb is in very niche recipes and doesn't need to be farmed as much as other herbs.

-How to get staff of regrowth quickly-

Use fishing QOL or get lucky with jungle shrines. I didn't get one from a shrine in my current infernum playthrough so I unfortunately had to fish.

Fair(ish) Fishing QOL config

Infinite Bait - 25 requirement

Infinite Potions - Off or 30 Potion requirement

Extra Lines - Any amount between 1 and 10 (I use 25 cuz I'm super lazy)

Fishing Power Boost - Between 25 and 50 (I use 100 for the same reason as the lines)

Remember that you can do whatever you want so don't take any mod recommendations to heart.

No clue how to beat this guys. Gear/Weapon Changes?

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If you use either diddy or donkey you aren't good and stop thinking 4 unpunishable spikes is hype while also having the second best dash attack in the game (first being snake), while also thinking that spamming banana and f/u smash makes you good and a side special that flings you across the stage with no drawbacks or lag. Also stop spamming down tilt you fucking incel.

I can deal with the Paladins just fine but the Core is straight bs

Edit: I beat him and WoF

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Why do people hate Kazuya as a character? He requires a lot of skill to use and requires a lot of "precise" inputs to actually do combos. His side special is really bad in neutral and I don't understand how people struggle against that... I can understand complaints about his neutral special and his rage down special killing so early, but I feel like rob has more to complain about than Kazuya.

2 Days ago, I decided to use my nso free trial. Why? To play smash online, nice change of pace you know? Turns out, it just fucked me. I'm trying to get robin to a somewhat high gsp, maybe 5m-6m gsp, something around that. I've been stuck between 2.9m gsp and 2.3m gsp since I've gotten on. Maybe I'm washed, maybe I'm bad, but I know one thing for certain. Top tier characters aren't even close to being annoying as obscure characters. Duck Hunt is a prime example. I've had to re-fight this one duck hunt a few times, and I've won once out of, maybe 7 games? They aren't even that good. I know what they're gonna do, but I literally can't punish it. And captain falcon. OH BOY. Don't even get me started. The falcon kick spam is genuinely insane. And I can't do anything about it because it has no endlag which makes is safe on shield. Me being slower than 95% of the roster makes it a whole lot better to. I literally perform better on characters above A tier than I do on low tiers. I genuinely almost broke my controller because of captain falcon. I'm so tired of this game. And I'm only getting like 70k-120k per win. I'm never getting out of this hellhole.

OH YOU'RE ON LEDGE? FIREBALL SPAM. YOU'RE ON THE FLOOR? FIREBALL SPAM. OH YOU'RE ABOVE ME? LET ME JUST SPAM MY OVERPOWERED ASS UP AIR. OH YEAH LET ME ALSO JUST, YKNOW, DO THE EASIEST UP AIR CHAIN INTO A FAIR KILL (WHICH ISN'T FUCKING HYPE BTW) BECAUSE IM SOOOOO GOOD AT THE GAME!!!! YEAH LET ME ALSO SPAM CAPE SO THEN YOU CAN'T FUCKING ZONE MEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAWHAHA\HSGwawgeng ]W[RGJAWEPGJw[p9mfs)DFn THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING FUNNNN1N11N1N]1R23NG[ 0qfjwEF-]fq312inm41 SMASH BROS IS SO FUN I LOVE TO GET ON IT AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK BECAUSE MY LIFE IS AMAZING AHAHAHAHAw

Today, you wake up and hop on smash. About a week ago, you thought hard, and made the absolutely amazing decision to downgrade your wifi. Why, you may be asking. Well for one, I can save money on internet. Two, I can hop on Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to make everyone's life miserable. I'm feeling great today.

If you main any of these characters, you are inheritly a bum. Doesn't matter of you main or second, you are a bum. Try not to spam short hop aerials and see where that gets you. Don't pretend you're good at the game. You aren't. If you're falco, you're worse than fox. Your neutral special cancels. Why does it have hitstun? I would love to know. Your aerials not only have no landing lag but all come out before frame 7. Amazing. And your reflection? An abomination. At least Fox is a LITTLE honest, but falco is just bullshit. Now wolf. Oh boy. You wolf mains think you deserve life. Holy shit. I've never seen more bs in my life. Falcos neutral special? Double that and give it to wolf. No endlag at all, nearly impossible to get past because it's slow and big, and it stuns. Not to mention that it actually has 2 hitboxes. And your side special? It spikes? Amazing. Genuinely Amazing. "But you have to space properly to spike" doesn't make it any less bullshit. Don't even get me started on up smash. That shit is fucking cancer. You're above wolf? Up smash. You're on the side of wolf? Up smash? Just missed your spammy ass neutral special? Up smash. You breathed in the wrong direction? Up smash. Fuck you wolf mains. And it's like one of the only smash attacks in the game with unpunishable endlag. Quit the game, you aren't good. Fox tries to be honest but winds up not. Not his fault. I just hate the people who play him. Nothing justifies falco and wolf.

Hate the player, not the game. Steve is a character that needs resources to function. And he will use his kit to get those resources. Deal with it. If a Steve is playing like a bitch (spamming bair or cart from a distance, something like that), then sure, go ahead and hate, but if he's literally just gathering resources normally then you have no reason to complain. I'd say aside from his special moves he's on tier with, maybe Roy? Maybe a little better.

In ultimate, the only change to his ENTIRE moveset is his down special and losing his tether grab (which just made him worse for no reason), and nothing about him really screams "breath of the wild" in anything else. They couldn't even bother changing the boomerang to a Lizalfos Boomerand instead of a normal boomerang (which I'm pretty sure isn't even in BotW) or add anything meaningful.

--Ground Attacks--

Smash attacks right now are just omni directional sword attacks like typical swordies. Now, he uses one handed, two handed, and spear weapons in his ground kit.

Fsmash/Tilt - Spear

Ftilt is a spear attack IDENTICAL to the way it is in breath of the wild. Quick frame, medium endlag, far range. Fsmash is a charge attack, also working the same way. If fsmash isn't held long enough to start a charge attack, then it does a tilt attack instead.

Usmash/tilt - Sword

Tilt is replaced with current smash, but has slightly less knockback (up smash is really good). Up tilt is a traditional swordie up smash, as a (somewhat) nod to skyward swords game cover i guess. And it's hype. Weapon of choice is the Royal Broadsword

Dsmash/tilt - Two handed Sword

Now this is where things get a little gimmicky. If dtilt is used again within 25 frames of the first dtilt, the it does the second attack sequence that is present in BotW. DSmash, however, is held, doing the spinning attack and allowing for slow movement during it. Works functionally identical to how it does in BotW. The final hit is a slam down that can hit ledge. If not held, this down slam is done immediately after a medium windup (like ganon fsmash)

Dash attack - Sword swing

Works functionally the same as a running attack in BotW, having an active hitbox.

Jab - Charge Attack

After a 3 hit jab combo, the last hit charges a stage 1 charge attack and does a spinning attack similar to grounded Up Special in the original Kit (Trust me, the stage 1 charge attack time is shorter than you think. Try doing it in game), but it does the one strong spin instead of the tornado.

--Aerials--

Just trust me on this one

Fair - Bow

Identical to old Neutral Special (yes it can be held, no it isn't cancelled when you hit the ground so yes you can keep spamming bow in neutral and you even get to do it easier since you don't have to stop using inputs to do it and yes it's basically just better animal crossing fair/bair) Trust me on this one. It also reduces your fall speed by about 30%, so even more stalling

Bair - Master sword

Does a spin to face backwards, stopping when reaching the back for a strong and active hitbox, with its sweet spot being the frame that it reaches the back. Looks somewhat similar to robin bair. If you have no damage taken, then you will use the master sword beam (obviously). Kills late (140% - 150% range)

Uair - Master sword

No changes

Dair - Master sword

Can be chained infinitely for hype moments and aura /j (No Changes)

Nair - Kick thingy or whatever

No changes

--Specials--

This one is gonna be goooooood

Neutral Special - Arrow Swap

Swaps between different arrow types

-Normal Arrows are the fastest but deal low damage, and has an infinite supply.

-Fire arrows, believe it or not, would deal fire damage (shocker), which increases its damage. 15 Supply). These arrows can be recovered if they hit a sold surface and don't hit a target.

-Bomb arrows explode on contact with anything and have decently high knockback (would kill at the 90 - 120 range on direct hit, 120+ from explosion on a surface and collateral. Explosion size similar to the size of a fully charged samus shot. 5 Supply). Speed Slightly slower than a normal arrow.

-Shock arrows have (much) longer hitstun but deal less damage than a normal arrow. Explodes into an electric area when hitting a solid surface (I know that it only happens on wet surfaces but who cares? 10 supply).

-Ice arrows deal no damage but freeze the opponent on hit. Collateral can also freeze yourself for a longer duration (to reduce it's effectiveness up close). Collateral size is a bit small than Steve's tnt explosion (15% ish smaller).

There is no cooldown between arrow type swapping so you can synergize arrows better. You can suggest balance changes to this because this seems a little broken but idk how to balance in smash ultimate. I just thought it was cool and used it

Side Special - LIZAL BOOMERANG

AT LEAST FUCKING CHANGE THE BOOMERANG TO FIT BOTW JESUS CHRIST

Up Special - Revali's Gale

Uses Revali's Gale, creating an upstream allowing you to use the paraglider. Has 3 charges, and goes on cooldown for 6 seconds after last charge is consumes. Even if you don't have charges, you can still use the paraglider to stall for revali's gale (which can be used DURING paraglider) Super balanced I know (thank me later). Using it again while paragliding puts it away. Revali's gale will linger for a while, and has an upwards windbox (windboxes propel you upwards more when using a paraglider. This windbox is special and doesn't actually push you up, but reduces your fall speed when in it. Except when using paraglider. Yes, a different link can use paraglider on your revali's gale). More bullshit shenanigans to deal with yay. Also revali's gale can't be used if there is one already active (only applies to each individual players. Of course you can't just use it in a mirror match to always get a kill). Sorry for the long yap sesh 🙏

Down Special - Remote bomb

Can be detonated while being held, and launches you backwards when you do it. Here's my logic behind this. Basically, in game, when you use a remote bomb and place it, it will be placed in front of you. And when you blow it up, where do you go? Backwards. You can still do the z drop recovery shit tho if you want.

Throws, recovery attacks, dodge frames, movement speed, initial dash, and all that bullshit

Literally the same im not changing that shit and i don't need to since like why would I do that lol.

Hope you liked these WILDly (BotW reference lol) unbalanced reworked moves and have a great day.

I've been watching a bunch of smash videos lately, and every fight against min min is like, incredibly boring to watch. All she does is spam side special and tilts (which you can move during for whatever reason) and then spam that dragon arm bullshit to kill. Which is extremely aggravating and now I don't even watch min min matches anymore because she's just that annoying to watch (not even remotely close to how annoying she is to fight personally, but still bad).