I humped my mattress to Brandy Talore porn. My review inside…
I’ve always been fascinated by how Eric the Actor jerked off. Despite having little cooked spaghetti fingers, he was able to get himself of by humping his mattress. Artie gave him shit for it – “If you have an odd freakish way of jerking off, why would you announce it on the Howard Stern Show?" – but we all have to get off somehow and Eric found a way.
I decided to give it a try. Although my GF knows all about my ETA obsession – we even visited his grave together and left him a Pepsi – this is not something she needed to see so I waited til I was home alone.
I loaded up some ETA era Brandy Talore porn (mid 2000s). Eric said he used to first watch the porn first on his computer before wheeling over to the bed to hump his mattress, but I decided to have the “hottest bustiest porn star in the business” with me on the bed.
It’s an interesting method, I gotta give him credit. He obviously did it out of necessity, but I can see the appeal since it sorta simulates actual sex. I however was not able to finish with Eric’s method, so I resorted to using my hand just like Derek from Texas. I’m sure it would get better with practice.
5.5/10.