r/howardstern

Live Programming on two days a week, 2-3 times a month, and possibly nothing live during the summer....this is the Long Goodbye confirmed

Repackaged Sternthology for vacation? No "live" programming until September?

It used to be on YouTube but can't find it for the life of me.

I think Dan The Song Parody Man created it?

Does anyone happen to have it and mind sharing? I love it so much!

Dell' Abate comes home from his first day working as a waiter. He says to his wife, "What a clean joint I work in. We use tongs to pick up the ice cubes, tongs to pick up the rolls, tongs to pick up the napkins. They even have us tie a string to our dicks, so that when we have to take a leak we can just pull on the string to get our dicks out." His wife says, "How do you get your dick back in your pants?" Dell' Abate says, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use my tongs."

Woods is moping around the house, and he's irritable, he's real cranky. His wife says, "Woods, you're bored. For Christ's sake, why don't you get yourself a hobby?" He says, "All right." A week later, he says to his wife, "Hey, I got a hobby. Come on in here and I'll show you." He brings his wife into the bedroom, reaches under the bed, and pulls out a cigar box. He says, "I'm a bee collector. Check it out." She looks inside the cigar box, and sees a pile of bees. She says, "Woods, these bees are all dead." He says, "Fuck 'em."

Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll? You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."

Rufus calls up Teefus. He says, "Hello, Teefus? Why don't you come on over and watch the football game?" Teefus says, "I can't. I's layin' linoleum." Rufus says, "Oh? She got a friend?"

Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? It changes their blood type.

Want to hear about the Swift wedding

Howard , Robin, Artie and Fred were really cruel about Chyna, making fun of her calling her a man, making it seem like she can’t have feelings since she is a body builder. HHH was respectful and did not play into their meanness. He clearly loved her at some point. Its odd since the clips Howard was showing of Chyna were with her very feminized face, slim down body beautiful hair she actually looked really pretty and she was always very nice. I mean clearly later on she was strung out when she went on the show and It was just horrible to watch. It was very sad that this is when she was coherent and she looked incredible actually, so it was weird that they were still goofing on her like that.

I’m expecting the snark and the reply nothing good has happened on the show in the last 5-10 years.

HOWEVER I COME IN PEACE.

I’ve had a lot of down time this weekend with the holiday doing housework etc listening to old sagas on the show. YT really doesn’t have anything long-form, post-Covid. So my question is what would you consider to be an event that happened on the show after 2020 that is worth listening to?

Outside of Mehmet going full ham on everyone that got him rabbit holed from the show i really can’t think of anything. Maybe Shuli crashing out after moving to Alabama? Open to suggestions and opinions because maybe im just mot searching for the right things or it’s just true nothing of note or entertainment value of in-fighting with the staff has occurred.