9/13/07 - A listener emails the show after Artie discussed receiving a handjob at a massage parlor in Toronto while filming "Dirty Work" claiming almost 100% of the "women" who work in the area Artie described are guys with breast implants. Artie claims he's sure his hand relief technician was a lady because she had soft hands.
take care brush ya hair!
Don Imus was in trouble for his comment toward the Rutgers Women's basketball team & Howard was loving every minute of it. Pittsburgh Pete called in & asked Howard if he was worried about getting older..
"I will not wither away in public! I'm going out strong & mighty.. like an oak!
I'm not gonna sit there & mutter into the fuckin' microphone like that drooling fool.
How much money do you need? This guy should of gotten off the air five years ago & he could of retired!"
This is just one sad example of Howard promising his audience he would never stay on the air past his prime & it's sad knowing Howard's still muttering into the microphone in 2026 into irrelevancy.
RIP Howard 101
Guest appearance: Artie's Nose
Richard wanting Howard to Chloroform him & put him in a school girl outfit while he's passed out tops my list. Richard brought this idea up several times over the years after, but, Howard wasn't interested.
I was just watching the Robin Byrd documentary on HBO for science & she did a segment on her NY public access show in the 70s/80s where she read erotic stories to "tuck you in & help you fall asleep.." called, "Byrd's Book of Bedtime Stories" just as "Tissue Time" w/ Heidi Cortez was advertised.
That's all, just thought ya should know. Thank ya for my call.
Restless, restless.... It happens all the time!
I love you, I love you, I like you, I've changed my mi-hi-hi-hind!
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I listened to Lou Sassoul's Restless Restless saga yesterday & I can't get that damn song out of my head.
I loved Vinnie on the show. He'd call in whispering b/c he rode on a bus full of inmates who'd become upset if he talked too loud, he messed up every game show he hosted, his ball scratching, his family vacation movies all the way down to his media transferring & archiving skills... the list goes on.
but after drinking a lot & thinking about it I believe the show truly jumped the shark when he played that listener's song, "When I See Beth Smile."
Lamest song I've ever heard & Howard loved it & practically played it in radio rotation right after Bigfoot went gay for a while, it is.
The owner of a chubby butthole & country singer, Natalie Maines, even sang that junk at their wedding! Could it get any lamer?
'Memba the phone calls, Johnny? Not a Capt. Janks or the "I see O.J." typa calls, Johnny. No. I'm talkin' 'bout tha planted phone callers claiming the song made them pull over b/c it brought them to tears typa calls. The type of asshole lathering material that might make you a complete shill for everything Howard & have the voice of a crow & shill Howard's every next move type of deal. 'Memba that, Johnny? It was over. That's when I knew your Ma' didn't love me anymore.
This after Howard triumphantly declared he'd never be married again while on his "tear" bangin' high paid broads, yada yada yada.
Iron Sheik probably said it was a G & F song anyway.
(Btw, he never dated Angie Everheart or Robin Givens. The 3 of them were represented by the same PR company, Don Buchwald Associates. Total PR to get them all in the news.)
That's it.
Thawts? sniff
My 1st Seiko! I had the scratched up crystal replaced but otherwise it's still in great condition.