u/BenedictCucumberButt

▲ 18 r/okc

Serious question: Is it brighter than usual?

Is it just me? I feel like these last few days haven't just been unbearably hot, it's also seemed blindingly bright. Is this happening to everyone or do I need to schedule an appointment with a professional?

reddit.com
▲ 4 r/okc

Biggest burrito in OKC?

I'm looking for the largest burrito available in the city. It doesn't have to be good and it doesn't have to have a great price, though both would be nice.

It does have to be completely rolled though. No mess hanging out.

Where's it at?

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 2 days ago
▲ 1 r/okc

A stylist that can do sports braids on the regular and does some sort of membership pricing?

Any of the metro areas are fine but south side would be most convenient. Need 2 Dutch or French style braids in Caucasian hair done 1-2 times weekly, tight and tidy enough to last a few days. Does anyone have a good recommendation for a stylist?

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 4 days ago
▲ 7 r/okc

Best grilled ghicken and grilled fish dishes at center-city-area restaurants?

I'm trying to cut down on red meats and fried foods but I eat out for most meals and it has been difficult to find a lot of options. Any recommendations?

I'll start. Mcnellies salmon is the best in town! They grill the lemon so it's hot and juicy, and pairs perfectly with the salmon filet.

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 15 days ago
▲ 24 r/okc

$300 Reward for missing wallets! (Yes, plural)

Edit: Both Found!

Neither have money or anything valuable to anyone other than the owners. It's just things that are difficult to replace.

One black leather bifold wallet lost near NW 11th and Pennsylvania or Mesta Park neighborhood.

One sage green suede slim card wallet lost near S Western and 240 or S Western and SW 89th.

$300 reward for each.

Edit: The green wallet has been found! Thank you so much Grayson!!! He literally just went to look for it and found it and then tried to refuse the reward! YOU ARE AWESOME!

Edit 2: Omfg guys! Yall are so awesome! Someone talked to a fellow on the street in a wheelchair and he knew of someone that had found one and tracked them down and sure enough, it was the right one! THANK YOU OKC!!!

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 22 days ago
▲ 12 r/okc

Best restaurants on the south side?

It's harder to find good places without the inside scoop. Are there any restaurants in the south OKC or Moore area? Especially pizza?

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/okc

Boned Corsets and Alternative Clothing in the Metro?

Dig It in the Plaza has a decent selection for the size of space, but it's still very limited in general.

Are there any stores that sell goth/punk/alternative clothing that are wearable quality instead of costume quality?

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 3 months ago
▲ 165 r/okc

I don't know what form of ogres and trolls raised you to think it's acceptable to disturb dozens of people before the sun is even up, but I bet even they regret your existence. I hope you lay awake at night thinking about every stupid thing you've ever said. I hope your pillow is always hot and your blanket is always insufficient. I hope your feet grow to be two different sizes. I hope your favorite song is always interrupted. I hope your tire gets a nail in the sidewall. I hope every time you try to make an important call you lose signal and every website you open has a captcha.

reddit.com
u/BenedictCucumberButt — 4 months ago
▲ 168 r/okc

Please invest in some proper toilet paper holders, otherwise the toilet paper inevitably ends up on the dirty bathroom floor. Which is gross and unsanitary.

Looking at you Bar Arbolada, Sauced, Rad Bar, and R&J's.

u/BenedictCucumberButt — 4 months ago