It happened to me part 2: 1/3 of finance is out to get me

Last time I talked about a configuration gone wrong that I THOUGHT was fixed, but this week, it came up again.

Generally the pattern with these is that the item has a numeric precedent and a suffix that contains a code correlating to something else. I knew the code they were working with, and I saw the precedent, so I renamed it to that because that's what the emails seemed to say. I wrote the whole thing out to the finance director at least twice.

She comes back on Monday saying her AP can't find it. She sends me the wrong sequence she'd fucked up before. She wasn't reading my emails properly, so I had to talk to her. No, she wants unrelated item number for the suffix. Ok. I do it.

But she's mad, and my boss goes to do an autopsy on what happened. That didn't go well for him. He couldn't actually discuss anything with her, and she actually spouted off a lot of shit. She claimed her staffer's emails weren't in the thread, but...we all have that thread, and they are. That's ok, we have the emails showing she didn't read what I wrote lol.

Then there's a permission ticket I got last Friday. It was set to medium priority, so I have 3 days to fix it. I come in Monday, she's asking why it isn't done. I needed her approval, and I hadn't heard the alarm that goes off when she emails me lmao. So I go and fix the permission, and check in with the person who needed it in finance, she's one of the 2 Good Ones Who Aren't Dumb and she thanks me because she's an adult.

This is also a fight with the finance manager, because this one person in finance who made the ticket is saying she went into our office and lied, saying I was watching a movie and scrolling reddit on my work set up instead of helping them. I actually don't do shit on my work set up outside of work; she's a fucking idiot who holds a grudge because my department put its foot down on policy and she blames me because it was my ticket. She's a fucking idiot also because my boss told the finance director he wouldn't care if I WAS listening to a movie while working, but he's never seen me do it, and also that IT SHOULD be on reddit learning more. I had some idea because our support tech watches anime all day lol but that was weird to hear. Apparently she didn't know the status of the ticket, and shuts up.

That's pretty petty; that's the 1/3 that wants to kill me. It gets dumber, though.

Today, I get a permissions ticket for an accountant who, after double checking, already has access to the things requested. I email them both so it's on record that he already had that, close the ticket. I guess there was a systems glitch when he tried to complete a procedure, which is ok, but the rest of everyone else thought this meant he didn't have access. I do a call with him and it works, because he had access the whole time and it was just a glitch lmfao. This guy is chaotic neutral. He doesn't hate me, but he doesn't understand shit about our software or computers. Like, this guy tried to tell me copilot wasn't installed on his HP Elitebook with a Copilot key on the keyboard. Anyway, none of them know the fucking difference between a glitch and not having access to something, and the director emails me to ask if I just added the permission, probably because she doesn't read or believe my emails, even when they're short.

I keep it on record that there was a temporary glitch and that the accountant indeed had access. Accountant says, these two could do it but i couldn't and then it worked when myname showed up. I go full autistic (because I am, and they need to learn some things, that's part of our job) and explain that he has the same access as one of them, and to make a ticket if they can do something but he can't, because that's an issue. I also explain that lack of access is typically accompanied by an "access denied" screen, and that I can access security logs to find the right permission if they actually tell me that's what happened. Then I explain that our last SME (who i miss, DEARLY) was a senior accountant, too, so his permissions are actually super user level for finance, with the director only having a few admin suite permissions added on because we're trying to distance ourselves from them.

"thanks, myname" they both say separately. i think the accountant meant it lol because he seems like the kind of person who leans on IT a lot but doesn't get mad. Like the two who generally behave themselves (but don't need me that much).

I'm considering requiring "access denied" screenshots from Finance. I hate this from any other department, but I might need that from them since they don't seem to understand the difference between that and an actual issue.

We're not talking to HR because my boss is documenting everything and getting the executives involved. T_T I've been admin for three years and have NEVER had an issue with any department before where I wasn't supported by the execs AND HR. HR literally asked if I was being bullied when we were onboarding and nothing worked lol. This finance director tried to blame all the onboarding issues on me lmao.

My boss' current strategy is to respond to all their tickets immediately. Like, he changes to the status to in progress before I can and follows up with me. USUALLY i get into this before he can, but he's on high alert. and we've had some serious fires this week that i've alerted him to, with someone deleting a ton of data because some idiot at our vendor let her and another director being unable to post important business things for us to get money AND the licensing department at our vendor skipping licensing for an entire segment of our business. like i got to that first, but he beat me on some finance tickets lmao.

tl;dr I didn't have this much drama in highschool or any part of my life until now. i've been admin of this software for 3 years with contractor training for a few months, plus conferences. finance director had a year of contractor services then got cut off, probably because she made our contractor do everything for her. i don't know everything, but i know they're wrong about the admin things they think i don't do. emails prove they're wrong. the end. ty for reading if you did. i can't post in r/vent because the rest of reddit hates IT.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 — 5 days ago

It happened to me: the Finance Director is gunning for me

Luckily my boss has my back and has dealt with this before. I've always kept communication with her over email and CC'd my boss when it looked like it was taking a turn (once a week) but now I CC him on everything, because it always gets weird anyway.

Today, she asked me to configure an item in our software. Apparently she mistyped 7 characters, but I found this out at the end. In the meantime, she told me her staff couldn't use it. OK. I ran one of my processes again, tested it, it worked. No, it's not working, she says. Give me a screenshot, I say.

She gives me a screenshot many hours later where her staff is entering a completely different sequence. I point this out, then see if the staffer's sequence exists, it doesn't. I tell her and paste the sequence she gave me at the beginning of the thread. "Yes, that's what she entered??" for three whole emails. I keep telling her, no, those are completely different. Then she goes OOPS I made a typo (melting emoji, prayer emoji). A 7 character typo. That she couldn't identify from the screenshot or the reminders I gave her about what she requested. And it was PRETTY different, too, she really garbled it up lol.

This is the second weird thing this week. There are 1-2 weird things a week, usually with at least one being a situation where she doesn't know her own SOP. I think it's dunning kruger effect, except she doesn't know fucking anything so I don't know where the confidence comes from. I wouldn't mind so much if she hadn't argued with me for an hour and also wasn't trying to get me fired, but both are true, so...yeah. If there's an inquiry, we have many examples of dumb to show off, I guess.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 — 12 days ago

learned something about my coworker lol

I asked him about his recent vacation, and he mentioned he went to Kentucky to see the Ark Encounter. I was like, "THE KEN HAM EXHIBIT???" He had no idea who that was, so I asked if there were baby dinosaurs in cages, and he reluctantly said, "yes..." as in, "how tf do you know that?" I don't think he was very happy that I knew about those.

He was pretty weirded out that the theme park was infamous among atheists like me lol.

Do you know anyone who's gone? Is it normal for them not to know who Ken Ham is? I'm guessing he must have missed the big debate with Bill Nye the Science Guy all those years ago.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 — 17 days ago

Does anyone work somewhere where at least half their users know how to clear cache?

Maybe it's because I'm in the public sector, but my users just open their browser (if I'm lucky) and then stare at me lol. Someone today got the furthest any of them have ever gotten and guessed it was in her browser settings, and I appreciated that.

The best bit is that doing so clears out their 7 day MFA for our SAAS and they RAGE about this! They would have hated being me when I had to do that every day just to get into the support portal.

I was a BA that got thrown into desktop support in addition to BA things for a couple years, so I feel like they could learn too after a couple tries; they just expect us to do everything for them. My boss was doing IT at a hospital before this place and he says it's much worse here and that we have more people on support for less than 100 people than he did for many times that. I don't think he's bluffing, because he rides along and even did support himself once in a while to relive the glory days. He stopped that after a couple tries lol.

I'm patient and I don't expect much from people and I'm happy to help with my dumb BA ass, but this type of thing isn't something I've encountered before going into public sector.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 — 25 days ago
▲ 1.0k r/VoidCats

Things my cat does that concern my dad

As in he notifies me of these things thinking she's broken and needs a vet.

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🙀 She goes OOF when landing on the floor after jumping from higher up

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🙀 She ignores him when he claps his hands and yells at her, so he thinks she is deaf (she isn't, she just doesn't like him or that very much and ignoring him is the best she can do)

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🙀 She puts her head on her paws while resting on the floor. She wasn't doing this around him until yesterday, and I think it's because he snuck up on her a couple years ago and poked her butt with his toe and scared her. Then he informed me that she was deaf afterwards. My late mom retorted that Salem had trusted him up until then not to do things like that

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🙀 She didn't greet him at the stairs one morning

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🙀 She regressed a bit after being at a cattery for a week and ran from him the first time she saw him after not seeing any men for a week

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He had a dog growing up in the 50s when animals were supposed to do what you said to do, so cats are very strange to him. He will be 80 in November! Don't worry, they do get along in their own way lmao. As in she taps him on the shoulder for treats and he gives her...like way too many, actually, but she only eats a few.

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Cat tax - we are working from home today. 😺

u/BeneficialShame8408 — 26 days ago

anyone else in public sector?

are you suffering? we were made to manage a zoom meeting because the executive assistant can't, for some reason. when we said clerks could do it in other orgs, she almost cried lol.

for the documents...I went out of pocket and said I could have done it when I was 7 years old. but we bought a software to replace that that apparently people couldn't learn in time, and my boss' boss had to set a hard line.

are we just hopeless in public sector? any success stories??? US btw.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 — 2 months ago