u/BerntHackley

Ass Eating Drive-Thru

I had this cool idea for a drive-thru service where you can either sign up to eat ass, or get your ass eaten. Just pull up, ass goes out the window and a tongue goes inside. A few minutes per customer. It would be a great way to relieve people after a hard day.

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u/BerntHackley — 13 hours ago

I'd fuck my grandma if she wasn't my grandma

Ngl. I saw pictures of her when she was young...total fuckin hottie. Even now she looks good with a voluptuous bod. Jacked it to her once when I was a teen. Don't you ever wish you could screw a family member? It sucks when your mind tells you one thing and your dick tells you another. Battle of the heads.

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u/BerntHackley — 5 days ago