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Damnit... I'm dialed in virtually to my IOP (props to people who know what that is) and took a hit of my vape

Now I'm all paranoid someone will notice in the call. It's also really hard to concentrate

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u/thrice_nobody — 7 hours ago
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I wanna start off by saying

I started searching for "stoner thoughts" in my google browser because I thought I was searching in Reddit. For that reason alone Imma go with the reasonably buzzed flair.

Anyway my original thought, why am I still able to buy "banned books" if they're banned?

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u/feralpageturner — 7 hours ago
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Everyone should name their children after their favorite food

Like, I already love you so much that I name you after my favorite item that helps me sustain life? That’s a beautiful thing.

Now…time for bed, Tres Leches.

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u/Significant-Gift-241 — 1 day ago
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Who else likes getting stoneed and standing up swaying from side to side feeling the floor move?

If you aven't tried it you really should, it’s very therapeutic.

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u/GrabFormer9460 — 1 day ago
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anyone else enjoy getting high alone? just having your own thoughts run around uninterrupted. it's therapy. peace and silence in nature

I honestly think it's alot peaceful to blaze alone but yeah everyone is different..

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u/worldnicestorm — 3 days ago
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Man I never laught anymore while high

I miss when I didnt smoke weed that much, and I would just giggle for hours. I don't get that feeling anymore. Like I feel good but I never just giggle to giggle I miss that shit

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u/Grouchy_Theme1461 — 2 days ago
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You know it's good when... 🦞🍋

I was sitting on the couch rolling one, and I have two different strains on the tray.
I turn to my husband-
Me- "Dude. I'm dumb."
H- "Why? What's up?"
M- "Well, I got lobster (Blue Lobster) and lemon (Lemonhead) all I need is butter."
H- starts chuckling "That's funny."
-A moment passes-
M- continues rolling a mix of the two "Would you consider this to be a lobster roll?"
H- smiles
M- "I'm full of 'em today!"

This is extra funny for us as we both hail from New England in two states that are known for their lobster/lobster rolls (MA/CT) and we live down south, where that is not a commonality. 😅

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u/angelasmangelax — 2 days ago
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how do people in the UK deal with not experiencing weed? like imagine being somewhere - and weed isn’t a thing to have or accessible

i feel bad for the bri ish

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u/Sad-Ad6602 — 3 days ago
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Why are brass knuckles illegal but wearing rings on all your fingers is fine?

Like the only difference is brass knuckles are fused together. A swift punch with a hand covered in rings can sure enough do almost the same amount of damage right?

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u/Ozzie_no_not_osborne — 3 days ago