r/StonerThoughts

So, i thought of writing this, because when i first wanted to start rolling herbs (instead of only tabacco) i couldn't find any resources, to have an idea what each plant feel like.. So after smoking few and trying them, i thought maybe i could write something about this..

Lavender:

One of the best herbs I've smoked, feels refreshing, gives a good taste to the joint. I add only a few dried petals, and it gives a wonderful taste.

Doesn't burn too much in the throat, but the filter must be good.. (m too high now i just smoked a joint rolled with lavender lol)

Jasmine:

Not a big fan tbh.. It didn't got me high even tho i used lot of weed.. And it burned the shit out of my throat.. Tbh it is kinda my fault cause i used a small filter.. I'd rather smell jasmines than smoke them tbf.

Lemon verbana:

Honestly the most one i used, smoking it alone it so awful to the throat (mine, at least) and it doesn't taste that good.. But when rolled with weed it workd just as fine as tabacco. I personally prefer to add a thick tip, because it does burn sometimes (when small pieces of the herbs gets in)..

Tea:

Black tea is the worst thing i rolled tbh it barely stays lit, and taste so bad, and it burn like hell..

Green tea is good tho.. Like teabag or sum..

Hibiscus rosa sinensis:

Tried to use the petals to roll but they do not burn enough to be smoked in, and the smell.. Uuh is so awful tbh i hated it.. Then i realized, this flower's petal is much thicker in comparison to normal roses's petals.. So, it can't be rolled in really..

Tracing paper:

It works well, except.. I forgot that it's not a rolling paper and expected it to paste together after a quick lick.. So, after realizing, i used a glue stick to do that.. That was kinda old, so i don't remember the taste tbh.. But, it wasn't too bad ig?

Idk how did this shifted from herbs to tracing paper but.. Im too high and i e joyed writing thag!

Smoke well ya'll

Omg so my dealer disappeared for a while i thought the cops were after him or sum, and whenever i call him to buy, he keep saying i'll see.. I'll call u later.. So i was worried, let alone how annoying it was that i had to search for a new temporary source..

So today i was hanging out and i met him accidentally so i decided that's a sign i have to buy LOL.. Anyway after talking to him i realized that he disappeared bcz his wife got jealous after finding some chats in his phone and she yelled at him so he deleted everyone and minded his business for a while😭 that was so funny cz the guy is still young, he's less than 30.. And then we noticed his ring, that was so cute

Who knew that my dealer was such a good boy lol

Not even sure what else to say tbh. 😄

I’m sitting on my sofa right now, 12pm, smoking my last 2 joints. I’m 29, and I’ve been smoking weed for the past 10 years. it feels only right to say a proper goodbye.

Weed was there for so many firsts in my life. My first kiss. The first time I worked up the nerve to ask someone out. My first dance. Even the nights before my exams, just trying to calm my nerves. Got me through endless nights of med school depression. I met my best friend of 8 years thanks to weed. We would spend every weekend smoking at my place and ordering takeout. Even though we probably didn’t go out of the house on the weekends for like 2 years. It was the best I’ve ever felt. It got me through so much, and it made so many memories softer and sweeter. ALSO NOTHING IS LIKE MAKING OUTED STONED.

Who am I without being high? I’m about to find out.

It feels like I’m losing a part of myself, this has been such a huge part of who I am, my comfort, my routine. But there’s so much opening up for me right now, and I know it’s time to make space for it. Working in rehab has changed my perspective on things and I’ve decided it’s time to part ways 🤍

Goodbye my guys. I loved this ride.

But then immediately flashed back to the memory of me holding her from behind, while we stood together watching the fireworks last year.

The fact that I can no longer do that with her, damn yeah. That hurts. Shit hit me like a train.

Life is a set up for you to figure yourself out

I stopped using a vape, and I have used a few joints since. I’ve noticed that I could use the vape like crazy but joints are insane. What has your experience been?

Guys I've never done this!!! I have no one to tell LOL

I like accidently made a perfect smoke ring?? It was facing down not like sideways, I watched in awe until it disappeared... I dont know how I did this or how to do it again LMFAO

This happened to me, and if you're reading this, I'm making it your problem.

I was on a dating app, and I get a fair number of responses. I don't reply quickly, and neither do they, but I'm 29 the people I'm talking to are adults, so I get it. I match with this one woman, and it starts off normal. Hey, hello, yadda yadda yadda. The woman I'm talking to is giving me very short and direct answers. Nothing I can really start a conversation with, and since I'm replying once every hour and I have 13 other people/messages in my inbox, I'm just reading it and replying. Then, after one of these questions, she tells me, "Do you not realize you are shooting a bunch of questions at me?" To that, I replied, "Well, you're not really giving me anything to start a conversation with."

I want to talk about what I personally think the problem is. There's a lot of shit talking in gender wars. I don't want this to become that. Instead, I want to look at it from the woman's perspective.

I think it could be one of two things.

The first one is said enough, and it's that women are just looking to be entertained and not entertain others, which is a result of hookup culture. In a relationship, both people should be making each other laugh, not just one to the other, because if that happens, the relationship is 100% one sided, and someone's going to cheat. Not necessarily the woman either. Even the guy could be like, "I feel no connection with her. She's hot and I'm getting sex, but I'm going to get sex AND emotional stability from another woman," and that's how a main chick becomes a side chick.

The other thing I think is going on, and I think this is MORE likely the reason so many women are terrible at having conversation, is women ALSO have a fear of rejection. But I don't mean that in a man's sense. A man's fear of rejection is him walking up to a woman and the woman being extremely rude, doing something extremely cheesy like saying "talk to the hand," "no," "bye." When I say women are scared of rejection, I'm talking about rejection on an emotional level coming from conversation.

Again, this is rooted in society. Everyone likes to laugh and make jokes at things they find uncomfortable or if they don't know how to respond. Some people, in this case women, might find that rude or as if they are making fun of what they are saying. So, for example, if a woman says she likes to game and someone replies, "You're a gamer? What are you, a pickme girl? Hahaha," that would be a form of rejection... her feelings would get hurt, and she wouldn't want to share that again in conversation. And again, in our society, THAT'S WHAT WE DO TO EACH OTHER! So I think in many conversations (first-time conversations), women are scared of getting emotionally rejected when being asked questions and don't want to share much detail. Which makes this very annoying issue where the man (or woman, because conversations are two-way) can't make real conversation.

If you don't know, the answer is obvious, by the way. You need to share more when someone gives you an icebreaker. If someone asks you, "Hey, how was work today?" instead of just saying, "It was so stressful," you could say, "It was so stressful. I work in HR, and two people got into a fight today over a girl. It's some high school shit." THAT starts a conversation. You can talk about the fight, you learn about her job, they can make a joke about the workers and not the woman herself. The problem is, sometimes the fear is correct, and people WILL respond negatively and call that oversharing. And if that happens, then that's fine that person just isn't for you. But I think the fear is so engraved in women's minds that sharing is a bad thing, due to fear of humiliation or fear of being stalked, that conversations are just so damn boring and hard to get rolling.

That's my two cents on the problem. It's super annoying being a man trying to start a conversation with a woman right now, because they refuse to share anything that starts a good conversation these days.

Let me explain. Many people who do high doses of psychedelic drugs all report having a common experience. They experience a loss of ego, and become a part of a universal consciousness encompassing everything, everywhere, all at once. Many report that when in this stage, they (we) realized we were alone in existence, so we created the universe and split our consciousness into separate beings so we could experience what it was like to feel novelty and not feel alone.

What does this remind you of? When we masturbate, we are often feeling alone, and fantasizing about not being alone and engaging in hedonistic self pleasure (which is exactly what our existence would be for a universal consciousness).

What I’m trying to say is that in a way, our lives may be the result of the universe masturbating.

Not asking for me, I think it's gross and I don't have a sister, but I'm just curious what you all think.

Ciao a tutti sono M26
Ho una esperienza particolare con le canne e non so in realtà se sia un bene o male in realtà

Ho fumato canne tutti i giorni per 12 anni, poi all’età di 24 ho smesso completamente

Per 2 anni non ho fatto manco una nota è ciò che amavo è che avevo sempre voglia di fare 1000 cose, cosa che facevo e mi facevano stare bene
chiaramente, solo il sabato sera, mi sfondavo di alcol nei locali

ora ho 26 anni e ho ripreso a fumare, con la scusa che ho amici che non lo facevano da molto e volevano riprovare, io compreso, e così è stato

Ora sto continuando, anche da solo a casa.

Non che mi dispiaccia o che mi crei problemi, l’unica problema che forse mi crea è che mi fa un po passare la voglia di fare cose, e di conseguenza sto più davanti a degli schermi (aggiungo con il fatto che in momenti morti prima dormivo tutto il pomeriggio, ora magari fumo davanti al pc)

Non so qual’è il problema in realtà o se ne esiste uno, il fatto è che in parte mi sento incoerente

i said what i said

Laying here in bed after some cherry pie and cbd flower and my cat is laying on my pillow and I can feel her purr vibrate my cranium and it feels so healing.

I’m drinking it. It’s surprisingly tasty. Pic in comments.