I had this cool idea for a drive-thru service where you can either sign up to eat ass, or get your ass eaten. Just pull up, ass goes out the window and a tongue goes inside. A few minutes per customer. It would be a great way to relieve people after a hard day.
It’s called popcorn because actual corn seeds pop out and become the snack we know and love! I thought popcorn wasn’t actually literally from actual corn.
idk it’s 1:15 am rn and i gotta bring my kitty cat to the vet at 12 so im setting my alarms but tbh? i think they should have a ‘final warning’ alarm alarm. like hey this is your last chance. u feel me?
like a “HEY!!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH!!!’” we need one of those.
hire me apple, i will change everything.
When I was 11 weeks off weed (and nicotine/alcohol) I began eating more cereal about 3 times a week. I then became a cereal killer. I ate all kinds of breakfast cereal on many mornings.
When I was a kid in Ohio, there used to be a cereal known as "Trix", exclusively for children. I went into a local grocery store recently, and asked if it was a problem for me, age 30, to be purchasing a box of this breakfast cereal (Trix). "Silly Redditor, trix after for future junkies!" Yeah yeah...
I should have said it was for my kids, but they likely already know that I don't have any kids. I can't just approach some kid around the store and be like "Excuse me, would you mind buying me a box of trix?" I need cereal suggestions.
Currently watching a video essay on the Bennu asteroid sample.
You’re telling me the universe is made of particles. Those particles like other particles a bit more than the rest. And SOMEHOW these grouped into molecules that could talk to each other and break down other particles…
If I were a betting man.
Anyone else get worse brain freeze pain when high? None of my friends get high so I have no one else to ask 😅
Went on a walk tonight along a 25mph street with no sidewalks and thought what if I lost my footing and fell as a car was driving by and got hit.
Then every time I saw a car approaching I'd tense up for a sec trying not to accidentally fall.
You ever just feel even more chill when listening to bands while high? I think we all listen to the occasional Pink Floyd or BoB Marley etc.
Probably a weird question lol. Halocene, Deftones, Sleep Token, and 311 always get me vibing pretty hard when high
The 2000’s was great too but I have a massive soft spot for the stuff that came out before my time.
I was thinking how odd it must feel to have someone with the same grandparents as you (that is not a sibling) but ig this is pretty normal for most people. I’m not an only child and neither are my parents yet me and sibling ended up being the only grandchildren of the family**
**actually there’s a bit of family drama as technically I now have a cousin but it will never that kind of relationship (big age difference).
But yeah, I never grew up with cousins.
Remember to set ur alarms so you can toke up at 4:20 4/20!
Pls I needa know
I'm having a rough day
I'm trying to work on my coping mechanisms and utilize those and deep breath and not go get high right away but fuck lol
Some days just fucking suck and I really don't feel like being alone OR sober OR an adult.
I want a hug lol, I've been laying in bed hugging myself like a big loser lol.
Anyway, I don't need anything or want anything, I just wanted someone hear me say "I'm sad and want a hug I can cry in" and you guys are the nicest subreddit 🖤
Thanks for coming to my pity party, how long should I give these coping mechanisms a shot before rolling a joint? I'm thinking 20 mins 😅
I feel like Bread does not enhance your enjoyment of a sandwich
I just went to the gas station to get donuts, the total was 4.99 so I gave the kid a 5 and he gave me back a nickel 🤦. I could have said something but frankly was too high to try, and had cottonmouth so trying to talk as little as possible. But boy was I confused when he didnt hand me a penny. Threw me for a loop
Erm yeahhhhhhhh
So basically what happened is that I was blazed as shit and the outside my door I swore I could hear my mother calling my name in a whispered tone and it scared the shit out of me because I was really high and I assumed she wanted to talk to me. So I started saying her name loudly but she kept whispering my name back. I then looked outside my window which I decided to keep open and realized wtf it’s the birds chirping my name or something. Oh shit I was fried but I swear it was the birds doing it,. I just know
My cat is really cute and I love him. He is like 13 and he's lowkey so old but also he's just a lil guy. His birthday was on the 10th of this month. When he was a baby and my parents were at the store to adopt a kitten for my birthday he apparently walked right up to them (in the cage) away from his apparently large crowd of brothers/sisters/cat family.
Anyways he's still the cuddliest most attention-seeking loving lowkey attacks me w affection cat ever.