I miss when I didnt smoke weed that much, and I would just giggle for hours. I don't get that feeling anymore. Like I feel good but I never just giggle to giggle I miss that shit
I was just watching a video about it in English (don't ask why im looking for native and not my (TL) and my god, they are terrible!
The first one I saw, the guy made cuts in the video that a non-native English speaker wouldn't pick up on. You had to watch very closely to tell he was editing the video. The only reason I noticed was because I am a native English speaker and it didn't make any sense. The video was titled for beginners, too.
He did like a preview for the edits, and it started normally, but after that, he kept using his hands to make random movements. I guess he was trying to use hand movements to explain words, but my god... it made ME confused. I went on to look at other videos about learning English (my native language) and all of YouTube has videos like these! People talking kinda slowly and making big hand movements that make no sense at all, and they have 300k subs and 200k views.
Is this helpful to anyone?! I tried using Dreaming in Spanish and I got irritated by all the things I was talking about. It's annoying extra bits that don't explain anything or help anyone understand what the hell you are saying. It's just extra movement that doesn't help. Am I the only one who feels this way, or is it a language-learning community problem that we get trash native talk-alongs?
Yeah, I know it's YouTube and anyone can upload a video, but it feels so odd that so many bad ones are getting so many views and saying they are good.
So my neibors at the time where pot heads. They had their whole house filled with mushrooms and plants and the works. I didn't smoke at the time because I just got out of the navy.
This was before covid so I knocked on all the doors to get to know everyone. Then covid hit. Weed became legal in the United States. And it wasn't legal in my state but everyone smoked it anyways. So I figured fuck it.
So I went over and MAN the girl was EXCITED to get me high. She said its fun to get non-weed smokers high. I don't get it but okay. Her boyfriend was gone at work so it was just use and the dog.
The Dog sat on my lap and she told me to hit her pen. So I hit it. I didn't feel anything. I took another hit. Still didnt feel anything. Im sitting on the coach thinking "man.... I just wasted 100 bucks on something that doesnt effect me" No time diolation. No happy happy. Nothing. She said "alright wait" then she got her bong. Showed me how to do it, I hit it. Still didnt feel anything. So I took a longer hit. I hated it cuz Im not use to smoking even today. But I hit it. Still didn't feel anything. She was shocked. Blown away. Then I realize... the dog hasn't fucking moved in a while.
Turns out, I smoked so much and that the dog got slightly high. (a good high he was a very big dog. Didnt effect him that much. He was still wagging his tail.) So, I think to myself, "Okay this dog is big ill help her get him to his bed" So I slide him off my leg and move over.
I stand up
BAM!!!!! Legit cartoon hit. I saw rainbows and everything was spinning. I stood up and could barly stay standing. "What the fuck happen" then she remembered "oh sometimes it only hits you once you stand up" So all that fucking weed I smoked was waiting like a ninja or some shit to hit me once I stood up. That bong was like a snipper and it got my ass.
I took 2 steps, I fell on the ground. The dog got up, jumped down, then layed on top of me. Then immedatly went to sleep.
Now there's this 250lbs black guy and a 110lb something dog that this 90lbs tiny mexican girl can't move at all. Her boyfriend got home and said "hey Harry" and I faded out, like im in a white person movie, when he said "what happened" and after I heard that I heard her say "okay so what happen was" while laughing and I just remeber being SOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy while the room was spinning.
That was the first time I got high on purpose.
Love you fam. I love all of yall.
expect for you. You know damn well what u did
man I use to say just the most wild goofy shit. Like "yo if I could cut open my chest and use them for wings I would do that shit" and ppl would laugh but now everyone takes everything I Say so seriously. Like calm tf lmfao I clearly don't mean this shit!!!
Then you say you're joking and mf say "nah you clearly just said you want to cut open your cheast and try to fly like a bird" taking it so literally. I know aint all of these ppl are autistic. Man finding a good conversation these days is hard.
Someone pass the green I can talk too after I smoke it
I guess I'm high enough to say it. Idk, I wanna talk about it so I'mma make it your problem.
If you think prostitution is gross, you are slut-shaming and that's not cool.
Prostitution should 100% be legal. And yeah, I do use prostitutes. It's a nice quick fuck.
People normally say that prostitution is gross because they believe that you get STDs from them. However, I've had both bar sex and prostitute sex. I had sex with 3 women from the bar and 5 prostitutes. I have never gotten an STD from a prostitute and I have gotten STDs from 2 of the bar women. One of them I asked when she got STD tested and she got offended by me asking. Sex workers, however, get tested every 2 weeks. I personally get tested every single month. Not because I want to, but because I can't do my job in remote locations if I have a medical issue. So I always have to do a lot of blood work and get tested for any STDs and I'm always free of them.
The reason I'm saying it's slut-shaming is because I think a lot of people put women who have a lot of sex have loose pussies into this camp, but I think we all kinda know that isn't true. If a pornstar can still have a tight pussy, I think any sex worker can. A porn star is getting fucked more often and harder than any street hooker ever could.
There's also who say it should be illegal because you are exploiting women into doing work they don't want to do. But man... Who wants to work! That never made sense to me because everyone rolls their eyes at me when I say the government is exploiting me to make me work! I don't want a job! I am 100% happy being a hobo.
I've been a hobo! I was happy! You know why I stopped? I got caught by the police for minding my own business in the woods. But that's off topic. If they didn't have prostitution they wouldn't be making any money most likely, or maybe they would be working at Dollar Tree but making so little they can't afford to take care of something they need to. It's just a bad argument overall.
I already said it should be legal but more than that, I think people should stop thinking of it as gross. Safe sex is safe sex. As long as everyone is getting tested and is clean (and wears a damn condom which idk why people don't do more), how tf is it any different than having sex with a woman at the bar or someone you had a few dates with?
It seems unbelievably childish to me to say having sex with a prostitute is gross when you both are clean and actively taking steps to avoid pregnancy, STDs and having a good time.
Hello.
I am almost done with a coding course and wanted to start a new project. I also want to lose weight so I figured I mix those two things together.
My Idea was a Pokemon Nuzlocke that rewarded weight loss and punished weight gain.
The idea I had was I connect a computer to a scale acting like a kinda Key that I need to weight myself in order to sign in, and that key logs my weight.
Depending on the weight change, I either get XP points that I can distrubute to my own pokemon instead of them getting XP by battleing and if I gain weight then the pokemon world in all reigion and battles go up until I lose the gained weight.
Im not looking for help with the coding itself, but I am looking for help to flush the idea out and the xp calculations because I never got competive into pokemon. I have always just burt forced my way to the elite 4 using moves that looked cool and getting to lvl 100. So I figured this would be fun.
Im also not planning on selling this or doing anything like that. This is 100% just a passion project I wanted to try while I learn coding. If anyone wants to steal this idea for a TikTok or youtube video, be my guest.
Also in a Nuzlocke, I heard that you name Pokemon to get a sense of attachment. I figured why not take that one step further and make a AI ChatBot that has your whole pokemon party in it that you need to spend 10mins a day talking too and feeding or they take dmg as well. Kinda like the old game Puppys on Nintendo DS
I hope this creates a lot of back and forth conversations and we all keep it super civil
Imagine being a dog and seeing a human turn on and off the lights. I would think they had the power to make light
I wanna learn drawing but cant figure out how to get ride of those on the bottom left. Its not a big deal but in some pictures it blocks the imagine and I need to trace it
You are alone with an Angel that meets you once every year. (the creepy biblical looking ones not the sexy ones from Anime)
All humans on earth have disappeared and you are the only one remaining. The first year God said the Internet, Water, Electricity and everything else in society will work completely fine, but after that year the day after the angel comes down to check up on you, all of it will break down naturally.
You will not age from the age you are now. However if you get hurt you heal naturally.
You are given a staff that can grow nuts that can feed you for one week and plant nut bushes (but you have to grow them in the correct climate.) and that's all.
After 1000 years All of humanity will return to exactly how it was.
What do you do for the next 1000 years?
(Angel will save you once per year in any way you ask it. If you need a ride, it gives you a ride, if you are sick it will heal you. It wont put you in an op situation but it will help)
Edit : You know what, to make it a little harder, all Animals and insects are gone too. Micro organisims like Yeast are still around but anything you can put in your mouth and eat are gone as well.
BECAUSE IM DEBT FREE BITCH!!!!!! NO DEBT ANYMORE!!!! These are tears of joy BITCH!!!! I'M DEBT FREE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
SMOKE EMM if you got emm!!! Credit score SKYROCKETED!!! Everything is going exactly as planned!!! In 1 month ill be in the Ph sipping coconuts with 5 Filipina women in my lap!!!
Why? BECAUSE IM DEBT FREE!!!!
Hey, what's up, guys. I am currently thinking of going to Cambodia to do a weight loss vacation. I'm bringing enough for 12 months. I'm planning on just doing visa runs, going to Laos and Vietnam, then re-entering.
Not gonna drink, date, or do anything like that. I just want to work out and learn to swim (indoors if possible). Any recommendations on where the best place to do that would be? I only speak English, so English speaking is a must.
Any recommendations?
Im studying python right now on a website call boot dot dev and I have been studying ever single day. Something I didn't think I could do. I think its because of how they game it. So I wanted to make a goal game for myself like boot dot dev in python. However today I sat down and wrote what I want from it and I realize I have no idea how to fucking do it lol
Like I know what I want but I don't know the math behind giving out XP or giving out coins or how much a item should cost or how much a freeze (referring to streaks) should cost.
I know how to program it but I don't know how to build it.
Im aware that there's many goal games out there on the market. I think I tried a few of them but they aren't what I am looking for plus since im learning coding anyways I want to make it myself.
Thats why im here. Any recommendations on how to get started learning that math behind game design?
Reading a lot of do's and don'ts and I keep running into this but not seeing "why"
I'll go first. Kronk's Spin Puff from the empires new grove. Surpising awesome
You gotta say the movie, who made it and the dish
Doritos taste different now.
Sour patch kids got less sour
Koolaid isnt even the same these days.
Taco Bell sucked after Highschool idk wtf they did to change it. It went from not real mexican food but ill still eat it while im high/drunk to not worth it in anyway.
Oreos still hit but I just don't buy them no more because its so many.
I miss being 18 and having a black hole for a stomach. Now im also 30, can take 2 bites of something and still somehow be fat.
OMFG and Food trucks suck now!!!! Remeber when Food Trucks where the best thing you ever put in your mouth! It was like a food blow job but the blower got all the pleasure
I didnt even know I did this but apperetly I speak in quotes. I was asked why am I learning coding and I said "oh well you know the best time to plant is tree is 10 years ago the second best time is today" and the woman screamed back (in a joking way) "stop speaking in qoutes!!!" and I asked what she was talking about and everyone had a example. Like when someone asked me what I would do if a woman cheated on me I said well when one door closes another has to open.
Never knew I did that
It's getting to the point where whenever I smoke the only thing I think about is ass and blow jobs. Like I havent been with a woman in 5 years but when Im sober idc. But when Im high Im horny af and I kinda don't like it. I mean I like it but I don't like it. Im jacking it ever day and got like a tab open ever day of a porno I can watch, and everday I find a new one and everyday I find watch the one from the last day.
And it's so weird when im NOT high I don't think about sex but when I am high its all I want. I don't even want the sex I just want a BJ as I zone out and look at the ceiling.
U think if I smoke a certain type of strain I can smoke without getting turned on?
No set destination. Just want to travel and see nature. Im not into partying and getting drunk and Im not into the passport bro/sex pat life style. I just want to see nature and live in the woods. Im American. Im brining 8k trying to make it 6 months.
I was thinking Veitnam but heard there's a new tax law where they can keep u in the country if you have more than 2k in taxes not paid off. So that made me change my mind.
Ive been to Ph before and Mexico but that's it and def not backpacking. Just looking for recommendations. I was thinking India too
Everytime I say "Hey I dont wanna go here but I wanna learn to swim, any recommendations?" I get flooded with why and I feel like they are just waiting with pitch forks to make me go to one place I dont wanna
