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i went into my uncles house, but when i entered to his house, i fell and i went into a office, with posters of uncles, grandpas, elderians and those things, then i saw the cameras and i realized that the house was protected by UNCLE and AUNT, wich both did poor ahh jobs in security,

NIGHT 1

i saw my cousin rat oming in and i died for idiot.

NIGHT 2

i saw my cousin brain and i closed the door for security and then my cousin shitalia cam in and i got scared the hell out.

NIGHT 3

my aunt came and she started doing messes on the doors and i got jumpscared the fuk out

NIGHT 4

i was losing the sanity and i started rolling, spinning and dancing in the floor and everyone saw me as if i had POOP in the face.

NIGHT 5

my uncle finally came and he breaked trough the door and he filled me with "diamonds" but i was screaming and everyone heard claps fufufukfufkufukfukfukukfukff

THE FINAL NIGHT

i was hyper active and i was doing all things to prevent all of them

1. with Aunt, i had to turn off her phone with facebook
2. with Cousin rat, i had to change his game to Something that isnt boblax
3. with Brain and Shitalia, i had to close them the doors
4. and with my uncle i had to tell them that i eated with the other grandma

and then.... the floor started shaking and my grandpa's ghost came and started causing fear and killed me with a jumpscare,

END, I SHOULD DONE BURNING THE GAME BEOFRE IAEIEEAWU9A,4242

1. REAL REDDIT SONG:
2. ooohohhohohohhoh we are manchildren
3. ahahaohahoah we are losers
4. hhoahdhahhfsafoshsfha our grades on school are down below zero
5. dohohoohhhhohohoh and whe failed 100 jobs,
6. ohohohoohoho we dont know about the grass,
7. we are going to break redit noonnononononnnoonooooooooooo

yeahyeha, hwahwhwhawhhahwhwhhahwah

i failed walking when i was 4, basically i never walked since 999 years ago, ohohoohhohohoho

and when i tried to walk finally, i fell off and i left all the teeth on the floor, my mom saw me and said "idiot, you failed walking" and i tried to move the arms and my arms fell off too, so i screamed like an chicken and i started to spin and fly on all my house until i crashed on a window and i saw my uncle who laughed at the stupiditely i did.

yeah bros, i failed lunch from school,

the lulnhc was hard, i treid 8 times and i failed misserably, the teacher saw my sondwich upside down and he got mad to the point he called my dada and my dada threw me to the window ahsdhasdsdhsajjdahjdahjsahsdaj, and this was my result of SCHOOL YEAR:

UNCLE:
MATH: 10

ENGLISH: 10

SCHIENCE: 5

LUNCH 0

TWERK: -457

USE THE BATHROOM: execution

and then i got permanently kicked out from the school "stalfile and boboin"

this happened back in 2012 when i was 19,i was sick and i had diarrhea but i didnt wanted to tell to my bru who said that at 2:99 am we will do the sunole bex, 2 hours later and my stomach got loose and my bru took his pants of and he satrted to put me the pingas, BUT THJE ACCIDENT HAPPENED, my bunole didnt handled it, and i spilled explosive chocolate in my brus coca cola got covered in natural chocolate, and it became a disaster, chocat espilled everywhere, my bru screaming, the neighbours saying "what the hell is happening to those bros" and i was ashamed and i cleaned my butt with 999999 swipes of clorox.