u/BigFackingChungus

I was stuck behind this SUV for like 5 miles on the expressway. He is camped in the left lane. There were multiple opportunities for him to move over. There was no sign of him getting over anytime soon.

Finally, there’s a huge opening for me to pass him. I move to the middle lane, start my pass, why is he matching my speed now? We were just going 70! We’re both pushing 85 but my car is faster than his SUV. I get in front of him.

He falls WAYYY behind again! He’s an ant in my rear view mirror. I can see a parade of cars behind him.

PSA: if you play traffic cop, purposely match speeds or pace the cars next to you so that no one can pass, you are a hemorrhoid. That is all.