Monty the Mascot
I'm getting old and I like simple pleasures. The fact that Longmont has a mascot is fun. It's a little disappointing that there doesn't seem to be any representation from Monty at city-events such as last night's wonderful time at Roosevelt Park.
I get it - the costume is hot and physically demanding. There is also a lot of sensory stimulation with all the waves, hi-fives, and group photos. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.
I'd like to formally volunteer to take on the role as Monty the Longmonster.
From what I understand, the rules are clear: Never take off the headpiece, you can't talk even when being asked such important questions as "Does Monty play Minecraft or Roblox" or "How do you eat ice cream with those two sharp teeth?", dance moves must be appropriate: silly but coordinated, modern but not obscene.
I'm ready; let's do this. What do you say Longmont? Do you want Monty out and about?
Hey, I'll be around tonight - let's get that suit going and give out some free hi-fives before the fireworks.
Where can I sign up?