Wicomico County Executive Called Out, Lies Exposed
11 minute video, a rebuke of Executive Giordano’s slander and false accusations.
u/BiscutsAndGravey — 10 days ago
The Greater Salisbury Committee Spends $100K to Put Their Biased Opinions in a 'White Paper' so You'll Think It's Science
SALISBURY, MD—The Greater Salisbury Committee released a groundbreaking white paper today that aligned perfectly with the interests of its members.
The GSC has fiercely denied any bias, "To call this an 'opinion' is an insult to the amount of dollars we paid a consultant.”
“If the people living below the poverty line in Salisbury want their opinions taken seriously, they should get their own consultants.” said Mike Dunn, President and CEO of the GSC as he adjusted his Rolex.
The elite coalition is debating whether the true crisis facing the Eastern Shore is a lack of affordable housing or the visual inconvenience of unhoused people walking past their commercial developments.
At press time, the committee was voting to approve a tax break for a new waterfront boutique hotel, noting that it would serve as excellent motivation for those sleeping on the streets nearby.
https://greatersalisbury.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/GSC-Housing-White-Paper-2024_09_11-Final.pdf
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u/BiscutsAndGravey — 3 months ago
Wicomico Audit Confirms Taxpayer Funds Safely Converted Into Untraceable Plastic
SALISBURY, MD—Praising the efficiency of gift card spending, Wicomico County Executive Julie Giordano defended the county’s decision to distribute $50,000 in untraceable gift cards by noting that tracking exactly where taxpayer money goes would only distract from true transparency.
The statement came after an invasive nine-week audit which revealed that a box filled with plastic gift cards had absolutely zero tracking mechanisms or formal usage policies.
While standard, boring government programs rely on spreadsheets, line-items and signatures, Wicomico County revolutionized public spending because nothing says "transparent government" quite like laundering taxpayer money into an untraceable Market Street gift card.
In retaliation for the audit, Giordano announced plans to launch a comprehensive fiscal analysis into the exact cost of the internal auditor's salary.
"It is an absolute disgrace that the taxpayers had to fund a $98,000 auditor salary just to find out we lost track of $50,000," Giordano stated. "If we had just fired the auditor, we would be up $48,000, which we could have easily converted into untraceable Visa gift cards to hand out to whoever supports me personally.
u/BiscutsAndGravey — 3 months ago