u/BoboMcGraw

▲ 76 r/badtwosentencehorrors

If only I had listened to my parents and not snuck out to that concert I wouldn't be dead now

Sorry, that was a typo, it should read "I wouldn't be deaf now"... because the music was way too loud

u/BoboMcGraw — 5 days ago

▲ 8 r/badtwosentencehorrors

As a girl who lives alone, I was surprised when my long distance boyfriend knocked on my apartment door

Fuck me, he has really long arms

u/BoboMcGraw — 7 days ago