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My dog is dead, my foot rotted off from diabetes, and my balls are hella stinky. I'll never find love.
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My dog is dead, my foot rotted off from diabetes, and my balls are hella stinky. I'll never find love.

Slow cooked corn and meat for dinner.

u/BoomerBrainrot — 10 days ago
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My shitty pet is sick/dying/dead and I wanna share it with you, Reddit! Fuck you.

I'm a selfish piece of shit. I miss them/will miss them so much!

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u/BoomerBrainrot — 1 month ago
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My cat died. Here's photos of my dead cat before they died. Your cat will die one day too. You'll also die, and so will everyone you know and love. Fuck you.

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u/BoomerBrainrot — 2 months ago
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I'm a selfish loser, my cat died, and now I must tell 10000 strangers. MY CAT IS NOT ALIVE ANYMORE. It's dead. Be sad like me. Fuck you.

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u/BoomerBrainrot — 2 months ago
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Preppin din din for Hubby. Hopefully he comes home soon.

Hubby left again, presumably to Rondayvoo with his boos, my sister, mother, cousin, and son. I'll forgive him if remembers the frosty this time tho ngl🙏 😂

u/BoomerBrainrot — 3 months ago
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Hubby (73M) told me (55F) he's banging my sister, mom, cousin, and son. He says it's "all good" and I'm "an idiot."

I made him dinner, but he went to Wendy's instead and didn't come back until 4am. He even forgot my frosty I asked for. Sausages baked in dough in a toaster oven.

u/BoomerBrainrot — 3 months ago
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MY cat, Karl, is DEAD and DUSTED and IN THE GROUND and I AM HYSTERICAL. I come to YOU in need of COMFORT and REMEMBRANCE of my RETARDED cat KARL.

u/BoomerBrainrot — 3 months ago