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u/iLuvModsNFollowRules — 1 day ago
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PSA for self published authors: Your writing isn’t bad. You just haven’t found the right audience.

u/gastro_psychic — 2 days ago
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This guy killed last night at my local comedy club

at the end of the day I just wanna tell funny jokes

u/toodybreeze — 2 days ago
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How does on get laid in 2026?

One* So I was 18 or 19 years old in the summer of 2014, and I didn't get laid until summer 2020, I was only 5 weeks off turning 25. The woman (27f) had tig bitties.

But that was 6 years ago now, 12 years ago I never got to fuck any hot girls my age, the instructions were unclear. In truth I don't wanna fuck girls my age (over 30), I just wanna suck their titties like I did then.

I could go to a local bar to find a woman in her 30s who would be willing to help beat me off, but I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer, I don't know what they'd do for $50.

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u/camport95 — 3 days ago
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I am Eagle spirit flying above Qeshm island in the straight of Hormuz. I see the vast inner canyons, salt caves, and rock columns give way to the coastal wetlands in the south. Dolphins surf on small waves near the white sand beaches of the west coast.

And I see imperialist warships and their bombs. My female lays eggs in the high cliff caves every spring, a rat got them all this past year. My oldest male offspring is a real sonofabitch, I chased him off to the military base. I have no contact with humans, my gaze naturally does not behold the daughters of Eve. I heard that some eagles are now wearing glasses to record footage and broadcast it to many humans.

u/toodybreeze — 4 days ago
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Anyone here looking to jerk in a circle?

I’m taking this group very seriously and I’m very interested in meeting up to rubadubdubdub in the tub if you know what I mean (masturbate our erect penises all over the place)

69M 420-friendly HETEROSEXUAL

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u/pogopogo890 — 5 days ago
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Rate my Blonde pawg GF

(Repost) didn’t realise I had messages off

Who wants wants to see and rate my GF see how slutty she looks 😏 if anyone is serious about it hmu

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u/Apart_Mastodon_6675 — 4 days ago