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▲ 85 r/cooladam

So no one told you sex was gonna be this GAYYYYY

Your dick's a joke, back is broke, selling hole for fish fillettttt

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 1 day ago
▲ 15 r/cooladam

🕺I got my first real hand job, from Dale behind the five and dime, stroked my two-inch penis red, it was the summer of fucking guys!🗣🗣🗣

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 4 days ago
▲ 42 r/cooladam

🎶Dome is all I got from Mr. Roboto, Gay Dome Gay Dome! (gay dome gay dome) Thank you very much, oh Mr. Roboto for giving me some dome when nobody wants to, Gay Dome Gay Dome! (gay dome gay dome)🎶

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 6 days ago
▲ 4 r/cooladam

🎶Baby don't you know I'm gaaaaayyy, yeah that's all I want to saaaaayyy🎶

But first off Imma start by saying this, ayy

I don't really care about your tits, ayy

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 11 days ago
▲ 23 r/AlternateHistoryHub

What if Ted Cruz, in the wake of his 2021 Cancun scandal, got tired of being pudgy, lost 50 pounds, gained 20 of it back in muscle, and started Tweeting about supplements and workout splits instead of Israel?

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 2 months ago
▲ 530 r/AlternateHistoryHub

What if Kamala Harris ran on a platform of extreme "De-Bidenization" in 2024, similar to Khrushchev's De-Stalinization in the 50s/60s USSR?

Harris was criticized for not breaking enough from Biden. What if she did the extreme opposite, even banning chocolate chocolate chip ice cream?

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 2 months ago
▲ 597 r/nflcirclejerk+1 crossposts

Also said that Edgar Allen Poe was a "weird alcoholic," and that Old Bay tastes like "the underside of an unwashed ass"

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 2 months ago