▲ 6 r/circlejerk
I tried to donate my kar to Kars 4 Kids and instead giving my kar to a cid they just shot me and took my wallet :(
reddit.comu/BurnerAccountforAss — 5 days ago
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What if Ted Cruz, in the wake of his 2021 Cancun scandal, got tired of being pudgy, lost 50 pounds, gained 20 of it back in muscle, and started Tweeting about supplements and workout splits instead of Israel?
u/BurnerAccountforAss — 6 days ago
▲ 530 r/AlternateHistoryHub
What if Kamala Harris ran on a platform of extreme "De-Bidenization" in 2024, similar to Khrushchev's De-Stalinization in the 50s/60s USSR?
Harris was criticized for not breaking enough from Biden. What if she did the extreme opposite, even banning chocolate chocolate chip ice cream?
u/BurnerAccountforAss — 7 days ago
▲ 682 r/AlternateHistoryHub
What if, during his acceptance speech at the 2020 DNC, Joe Biden just said "Genders" and then walked off the stage?
u/BurnerAccountforAss — 14 days ago
▲ 168 r/baseballcirclejerk
I heard John Rocker dressed like a ghost! It's not even Halloween 😂
u/BurnerAccountforAss — 16 days ago
Also said that Edgar Allen Poe was a "weird alcoholic," and that Old Bay tastes like "the underside of an unwashed ass"
u/BurnerAccountforAss — 23 days ago