A knew study from Harverd reveals that people with my political views are smarter and more hamsome and definitely do have a hot blonde girlfriend that goes to another school and aren't lying about it

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u/BurnerAccountforAss — 15 days ago

As a voluptuous gamer gentleman, I'd like to thank some of my favorite plus-size musicians for helping me to feel more confident in my body!

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 2 months ago

James from "The Orfice" after a rogue pack of bloodthirsty woodland gnomes rip his co-workers to flesh-flavored tinsel

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 3 months ago

Give me a second inch, you know I never have been straight, my friends are in the bathroom getting, gayer than a San Fran date

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 3 months ago

The closeted gay man's penis is represented by two separate, yet equally important, inches: the shaft, which pleasures men, and the head, which receives pleasure from men. These are their stories:

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 3 months ago

🎶🎃 (He fucked my ass!) He fucked my zesty ass! (My zesty ass!) With two-inch dick he smashed! 🗣🕺

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 3 months ago

So no one told you sex was gonna be this GAYYYYY

Your dick's a joke, back is broke, selling hole for fish fillettttt

u/BurnerAccountforAss — 3 months ago