Seriously, lord almighty, DELETE THIS MAN. Most especially that fucking hold dodge attack. Sure it takes 10 YEARS to attack with it. But it has the i-frames of a light build dark souls chara--
*Ring Ring Ring*
What the hell? Who's calling at this hour?
Yea hello? I'm the middle of a rant post right now what is it?
*GASP* OH MY GOD
*I sprint to my car and head straight to Citadel Gate in a panic*
*I rush to point A where a crowd has formed. I push everyone out of the way to what happened*
NO MY BABY BOY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
*Cent lies on the ground, half dead, missing both his hands*
WHO TOOK HIS HAYMAKER, WHO DID THIS!?
*Centurion and I hold each other in sorrow as much as we could, it was a little difficult w/o his hands tho*
It's ok Cent... We'll get through this, it gonna be okay...
*Far from any eyes of the crowd, Ubisoft looks down in disgust and excitement. A smile forms on its lips*
"Its done sir, next will be Gladiator, and soon the entire knight faction. Phase 1 is complete... Mr. Netanyahu."