u/Braineddead

Seriously, lord almighty, DELETE THIS MAN. Most especially that fucking hold dodge attack. Sure it takes 10 YEARS to attack with it. But it has the i-frames of a light build dark souls chara--

*Ring Ring Ring*

What the hell? Who's calling at this hour?

Yea hello? I'm the middle of a rant post right now what is it?

*GASP* OH MY GOD

*I sprint to my car and head straight to Citadel Gate in a panic*

*I rush to point A where a crowd has formed. I push everyone out of the way to what happened*

NO MY BABY BOY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

*Cent lies on the ground, half dead, missing both his hands*

WHO TOOK HIS HAYMAKER, WHO DID THIS!?

*Centurion and I hold each other in sorrow as much as we could, it was a little difficult w/o his hands tho*

It's ok Cent... We'll get through this, it gonna be okay...

*Far from any eyes of the crowd, Ubisoft looks down in disgust and excitement. A smile forms on its lips*

"Its done sir, next will be Gladiator, and soon the entire knight faction. Phase 1 is complete... Mr. Netanyahu."

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u/Braineddead — 20 days ago