r/ForHonorRants

Your hearts fucking lead bro. Souls of mud fat and shit. If you have more than 100 hours on this game you’re done, straight to hell. There is not a fucking chance for you and if you have ever, EVER played a game of juren, know that I have gone to church, spoken with Jesus and have a SIGNED FUCKING CONTRACT WITH GODS confirming your souls obliteration to Ammit the ultimate devourer. You’re done. Times up shit bags.

You ugly cunt, no good fucking piece of trash. You fucking low life scum. You fucking stain on society. Hitler had a more positive impact on society than you’ll ever have you fucking monkey, baboons. You fucking cheap whores, free onlyfans having, testicle sucking, cock munching, big lipped, baboon mom having ass ducks. I genuinely wish you and your family and your potential pets nothing but the worst in life. I hope you have nothing but bad days ahead of you and I hope each one is worse than the other until you fucking give up on living

Literally the most unfun trash hero to fight against. Hyper Armor. Hyper Armor. Hyper Armor. Literally eats every attack. Meanwhile I get hit 4 times and die. Whats that? Play defensive? Well now I have to guess between a light+heavy cancel grab/headbutt or somehow parry the light. If I try to attack, well, you guessed it: Hyper Armor.

STOP FUCKING HIDING BEHIND YOUR SHIELDS AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN. YOU GET CARRIED BY YOUR FUCKING SHIELDS THEN START SPAMMING YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIELD BASHES. AND YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU CONQ

Fought a dude who has got to be one of the dumbest crotch rot cunts I have ever encountered if any of you know Mr cupid (no that's not his gamertag or anything so chill the fuck out mods but surely someone has to know little bitch) but this dumbass plays juren with regenerate. He spends his time killing minions my team and I are holding the line at both points so we're safe so I decide to get minion lane back this nigga spams wow when I start engaging him. He runs away to hide behind the minions and regenerate. I kill minions and still give chase and beat him in a heads on battle. "WOW WOW WOW" dumbass proceeds to have a vendetta against me for the next 4 matches we were paired the next match hes mad and talking shit and sounds like the most sheltered twig in existence. Next match we fight he plays kyoshin rep 90 (figures hes that much of a shit stain) after multiple matches of facing him where he only emote spams and says thanks when I get ganked and I beat his ass in 1 v1 during Dom next game and and after I embarrass him he rage quits. So Mr. Cupid you sad little fuckin gremlin here's my message to you. Get. Absolutely. Fucked. (That whole feud because I wouldn't allow you to regenerate and farm kill our minions and actually play like a decent teammate with a brain)

I’ve had my games against them, and what’s up with the constant light speed UD UB attacks? It’s literally impossible to fight against them. Whoever said they aren’t broken has no idea what they’re talking about. It’s literally spam™️ the character. Most miserable fucking fights I’ve ever had.

I just played a game against a team with a musha and all I can say is WTAF??? Why the fuck does he have the ability to go into his full parry stance .0001 second after he finishes his last attack? There's literally no window to punish, and then since you can't punish you get light feinted to fucking kingdom come from every direction with no window to dodge out, meaning you have to either be one of those light parry gods to escape or just pray you're reaction time is fast enough to block all of the attacks they spam at you