u/Brave_Cabinet_5055

His kids have not visited him in 4 months. It will be longer.

Every hour wasted on this fucking char ever since i decided to swap it up and try him out feels like it’s been wasted, how do you convert off of this. Gee golly, I get a MIXMIXMIX??? A WHOLE MIXMIXMIX??????? YOU’RE SO GENEROUS DAISUKE! I love how this game is balanced, like, imagine if the gravity scaled so that you could actually mix loop off of it instead of having your target bellyflop against the floor and stop bouncing by the time you input your second 2S. Imagine how fucking broken that would be. I bet you’d be able to get a Faust combo that’s higher than 200 damage, damn I can feel the rage posts coming by the mere thought of it! I LOVE FAUST 6H, I LOVE WATCHING MY OPPONENT PINBALL AGAINST THE CEILING OFF OF A COUNTERHIT AND KNOWING DAMN WELL THAT THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO TO FOLLOW UP ON IT. I LOVE USING THIS SLOW ASS OVERHEAD AS A GO FUCK YOURSELF BUTTON IN THE NEUTRAL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO CHAIN UNLESS I’M ACTIVELY IN TIP TOUCHING DISTANCE, GLORY TO THE HONEST MID TIERS SIEG KYLE

Yes you can probably do more off of it other than just special cancel and return to neutral but it’s not intuitive and I couldn’t find it so that means it’s the dev’s fault probably

Will he dodge or will he not? Will he dodge or will he not? Will he dodge or will he not? Will he dodge or will he not? Bash blue bash blue bash blue bash blue, look how I used my high level reads to do the move that hits you if you dodge attack and normal dodge instead of the move that interrupts and guarantees damage. Look at how good I am at coin flipping! Shaolin Kyoshin Juren Shinobi Tiandi BP even Medjay all of these heroes have the same mixup, you guys are fucking boring kill yourselves

“When you hit that JJ flow state”, “when you lock in on Shinobi”, “Dat Aramusha flow” “ascending with Shaolin” as if your characters couldn’t be played to its peak by a smoke detector? “Cooking with PK” do you even hear yourself?

Shaolin mains in particular hooooly fuck. “I’m PIECING this guy up!!” No shit? Not 3-0ing someone on this bitchmade champ is valid grounds for killing yourself to atone. Do you think the main reason why so many Shao clips consist of deflects is because if they showed ANYTHING else, the viewer would become aware of how fucking bullshit their main is? “Yeah you see how I skilfully hit that guy who dodged my sweep with my sweep because its hitbox is wider than my mum? See how I chunked 60% of his hp in two wrong reads because I can just spam feintable, un gb-able bash blue slop and 400ms lights on demand? In fact, I think I hate people who manage to be bad on Shaolin even more than people who pretend they’re hot shit by using him, because how do you even manage that? Was your other hand not free that day? Were you forced to play with a blindfold on??

Fuck do you mean Cent and Jorm can get a full time job and a family of four by the time they can use their unbalancing follow-ups while Tiandi has to be fucking frame perfect in his inputs to get a 20 damage punish? And this kick doesnt even confirm a Zone or a fucking dodge forward heavy???? Adjusting that shits not even a buff, it’s a basic qol change. I particularly also love how they made the dodge heavy, the most fun part about his kit, gb able any time during its duration so that any monkey would be able to see you input it, stop whatever he’s doing, be it via feinting or just plain chaining the attack in a different direction , and gb you. Because the fucking dodge heavy was the problem with Tiandi and not the fact that his kick is unpunishable on whiff????? I’ll touch you.

TEN YEARS and you still can’t get these fork chewing mouthbreathers to add a feint to gb option for the bot. Or get it to do a dodge attack on reaction. Or get it to do INTEGRAL PARTS OF A CHARACTER’S KIT LIKE RAIDER’S STORMING TAP OR ARAMUSHA’S SOFT FEINTS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING UBI.

I can understand not being able to enter it while in queue (unlike literally every fighting game I might add) because you have issues with the software needing you to do the whole HONORRRRRRR spiel where the chars touch tips at the start. Fine, fine, frustrating, but fine. But why is it still so pathetically barebones? Why do I need friends to hop on a private server to do basic mixups on me so I can work on my reactions? I dont fucking have friends JC, that’s why I’m on For Honor. Bitch ass.

I dont give a shit that he’s top 1 in duels (blatantly untrue btw Afeera still exists goddamn I hate Afeera actually. Imagine being a hero with infinite offense UBs, safe mid chain bashes that you can also recovery cancel and delay the fuck out and also mix it up with feintable UD heavies that she can also mix up with her feintable unreactable neutral bash along with her finisher heavy that can also wallsplat you because why the fuck shouldn’t the sub 5 victim weight arab contortionist be able to wallsplat you with a metal rod while Conqueror can’t? I mean it just makes sense, consider the ramifications, she’s an OUTLANDER, of course she can’t be anything but busted at any point in time fuck anybody who mains this champ needs to pass on, I dont mean this in a funny or exaggerated way, I just want to wake up tomorrow without you doing the same.

Anyways remove Tiandi’s ccs and just give me a normal dodge attack please. VG has cc dodge attacks that still have i frames, so why can’t Tiandi? I know for a fact that 70% of those successful CCs that his players land are accidental too, just fucking remove the property and give him a dodge attack that actually dodges things without you having to delay the input. This wouldnt even change Tiandi’s placing in tier lists either, if the CC was going to land then a normal dodge attack would have landed too, please homogenise the cast for me because I’m too employed to learn how to properly use his kit <3

In fortnite I already KNOW that Juren mains are dog rapists, I KNOW that Gladiator mains sneak upskirt photos on the train, I KNOW that Shaolin mains blush and bite their lips when passing by a kindergarten. But do you know which char I haven’t seen enough disdain for? Do you know which tumour on the duels scene has unbelievably avoided slander till now???

This is probably because the most of the players are teamfight merchants that would rather suckle milk from a Bull than complete a Duelling Slayer order (I’ve deadass had somebody tell me “Just stare at PK lol she has no openers” that alone should tell you how little these dominiontards actually fight this champ), but there must be some of you out there who prefer 1s? How has nobody complained about her? About her insane damage and pressure on everything? About how she can soft feints gbs and soft feint lights and soft feint sending in that job application their aging mother has been nagging them about and how she can just dodge cancel out of that bullshit if she makes a wrong read and just talking about it is pissing me off I hate you I hate you I hate you you need to be eliminated for the common good

I touch myself to female Tiandi’s voicelines

How am I expected to focus when she’s pouring herself out, crooning and groaning at me all game? All her grunts of exertion, the guttural yelp she cries out during the zone, the little gasps she gives out when getting a gb fuck it’s like they took the best parts of female Tiandi and Khatun and mixed them up together into a beautiful homunculus to admire. The agility, flexibility, sweat flying everywhere I’m so tempted to just let those flimsy sickles hit me so I can hear her more, I want to pin you down splat your wall let me guardbreak you let me guardbreak you let me guardbreak you

Idk but his oppressive offense kinda pmo, so I’m helping you guys deal with him in 1v1 settings!

Whenever he readies up a bash, dodge backwards instead of to the side. This will beat literally every one of his options save for an immediate feint to gb (or a feint to zone, haven’t seen that tested yet). The spacing created by the back dodge can overcome the bugginess that his momentum has, where it would sometimes catch you even when you side dodged correctly, or not allow you to GB it as a punish because you were too far away. And if you notice that he’s charging up his bash, you can just unlock during the back dodge and roll away, i-framing his bash away and allowing you to remain unpunished. This makes him choose between actually letting his bash fly or feinting it to the rollcatcher, forcing more reads out of him even though he already guessed correctly (you’re winning out either way because the rollcatcher does less damage than the top heavy a charged bash would give you)! Don’t spam this tech too often, because he will catch on eventually, but this is a nice extra layer of safety against him. Works against Warmonger and Hitokiri as well!

Hope this helps! :3

It’s like the weird kid sitting at your lunch table unprompted, or watching a nepobaby move on scene after a touching performance by a real actor. You are not wanted here, you do not belong here. The flow of the gank or 2v2 or whatever screeches to a halt whenever you join it, both teams collectively sigh as you whirl around the field eager to participate and have fun, asking yourself why the brawl suddenly seems like it got all the life sucked out of it. It’s because you are there. You are not respected, and it’s disgusting to see you attempt to pretend that you are one of us actual players. You are not. You will never be.

Flying lotus btw

This hero is cancer. You can’t do shit against him in the neutral because THERE IS NO NEUTRAL. The match has two states, either his turn or the end screen. So you either let him just chip away at your health until his turn ends (DEFEAT) or you try to parry something, which is hard because his heavies and lights look fucking identical to me, and risk getting thrown off the map in Greece after getting Gbed in Russia. And then Ledditors who wouldn’t understand frame advantage if it popped up and busted all over their face will come along and say he NEEDS unblockable finishers? He NEEDS to be able to chain off headbutt? He NEEDS to be able to recover cancel in to fullblock? You NEED to get a job, fucking monkey, go contribute to society before you turn him into another Sohei

I’m so glad that most of his players are lowborn swine that forget that he has crushing counters too.