
Jam players
Are all the same. I've never seen a Jam player who didn't play exactly the way I've expected them to play, but somehow it keeps working for them

Are all the same. I've never seen a Jam player who didn't play exactly the way I've expected them to play, but somehow it keeps working for them
Out of every single animal she could've chosen, why the dolphin? We all know the answer..
We all know how despite being cute they are deeply disturbing, and that's precisely why she chose the dolphin
This spawn of satan has been walking free for way too long, getting borderline TOA's (touch of annihilation) left and right
Pressuring like a millia but forgetting the part where she shouldnt do damage
And bypassing both the USSR and USA combined when launching her ass to the sky with that dolphin, on her way to not be seen again
My poor honest mid tier johnny cannot deal(👀) with that :((
also fuck disaster of passion its stuck on my brain like a parasite
every character but mine is scrubby fuck you arcsys how the fuck am I supposed to lab against a character if I don’t fucking own them fuck you elphelt fuck you Chipp fuck the entire kiske bloodline I hate all of you cave dwellers labbing combos for thirteen morbillion years just to shit on my fucking bronze lobby because I made the sore mistake of trying a new character I hate all of you
Theres so much discussion about this character and its like man who gives a fuck. god you dont like people bridget posting but not playing gear? who gives a fuck. Its been the same shit for three fucking years. its like, people have been larping bridget forever at this point, just fucking get over it at this point holy shit. We're fucking strive players we're damn near larping the franchise by default holy shit. Who fucking cares any more, why does anyone continue to speak in these pointless ass circular discussions. Theres no godamn endgame here its just more and more pointless bullshit constantly holllllllllllly fuck. It makes me feel like any time shes brought up outside of like a competetive settings its a fucking cia plant to get gear players to play their godamn game less, we're getting got by blazblue players psy-ops wake up.
3 years ive been seeing this shit, 3 godamn years, and you all still contribute to it fuck offfffffffff.
Hold this L you carried piece of garbage. Like i get it bro fighting games can be hard, maybe you should leave this genre of video games for adults and try hello kitty island adventure instead :)
I just wanna rant rq
I consider myself decent at the game. I have exactly 400 hours atm and played since s1. When ranked mode dropped I got vanquisher the first week after placing plat 2 with Elphelt. Took me a ton of games but I did that and got very burnt out.
I hopped on other fighting games between the end of september to the start of 2.0 since I was waiting for the next change to strive before hopping back on. I didnt like the balance of the game during all of s4 tbh especially bulkier characters just being overtuned af.
I tried some jam out at the beginning of the patch and was having a great time in diamond, but I thought I should hop back on Elphelt and gun for 1600 DR or at least top 50. Last I played I was hovering around the high 1400s low 1500s.
I was hoping that the balance changes to the game would fix the problems I did have with last season, however they seemed to not change at all for my character much. I still find she has dogshit matchups against most of the cast. I am still whittling away at characters who can do 80% off one combo. The nerf to bomb and change to out of repair really made her feel clunky. Despite this I am trying to persist.
I have yet to find myself go on a "win streak" but many losing streaks. I started off strong and stayed in the 1480-1510 range, even tho I was shaking the rust off, and believe I have a roughly 48% WR this season, but I have dropped from 1500 - the low 1400s and have dipped to 1380 once or twice. I hop on, have some close matches, and then at a certain point just lose like 3 sets in a row. I then claw back up to roughly were I was before and it repeats. The clawing up isnt even win streaks its 2-1 sets or people who are just 50+ my points giving me more. And as soon as I am back to 1460 or 1470, Nago Pot Nago Leo Ky Anji in a row and back down to 1420s.
This character feels like she is getting punished for doing stuff that other characters can still do. Rekka no longer HKDs off of "nailed it", but Unkia still has hkd off of both her high/low options, you can do both raw as well and dont have a mid starter to let the enemy know "its high low time" along with a lot of damage. The biggest difference is Unika's high/low is not a true 50/50 while elphelt's is, but I would rather take scum dipper and a hkd overhead than tickle monster rekka that doesnt reward you unless you have RC. For the record I dont think Unika is OP I am just making the comparison between her mixup and Elphelts, I feel this way similarly with Slayer and Anji, along with some options like johnny's mist finer mix for example.
At this point I just want to give up on my main. She got me my first C floor, I love her visual design, but she is just not fun to play as for me right now and most of the community doest gaf because she is also annoying especially in lower ranks. I hate how her entire balance is centralized around this one move that is uninteresting for the player and not really interactive for the opponent so they make the rest of the kit worse to compensate. She has shitty hp, mid neutral, no defensive options outside of a stubby 2p(that was affected by a universal nerf this patch) and decent 6p, and she does a mid amount of damage for strive. Imma give her a bit longer but I really might just stop playin her until the next big patch.
Regarding the losing streak, MU knowledge, and actual matches, I still have a lot to learn but I feel fuckin washed and chopped and unc and fell off and cooked whenever I play currently. It is hard to enjoy the game when all it does is make you upset as soon as you play more than 5 sets. And i really dont know why this game makes me soo upset vs others. When I was on Tekken 8 during my strive break I never felt like this. When I play deadlock or overwatch I get annoyed at teammates sometimes but never like actually fully upset. Maybe cause I feel like Strive is one of the games I am actually proficient in and I am not living up to my own standards. I feel like such a fraud for dippin below 1400 at one point, I feel like such a fraud for wanting to switch my main, I feel like such a fraud when I lose against an opponent I have already downloaded or I know is playing worse than me but the tilt makes me play bad and I end up losing.
Anyways I just wanted to rant after a stressful session because I cant keep this poison in me, feel free to say "FUCK YOUR CHARACTER" below I understand that feeling
Like is this fun to you? Do you enjoy stun dipper rc that much? is the fireball really that fun?
Now go die alone
dear mr daisuke arcsys i am pretty sure more people would care about your OC donut steel character that is annoying af to fight if she wears this instead of her default outfit(not me thought i like sweaters and respecttile women) thank you very much......
.......is what i wouldve said if i was a degenerate gooner.WHICH I FUCKING AM GOD FGUCKING DAMMIT WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO THIS FUCKAS CACHARACTER I HATE ASO FJCKGING MUCH IN THE ACUTAL GAME
YOU KNOW WHYU I MADE THIS FUCKING POST? I WANT UN*KA MAINS TO SEE THE CUTE GIRL DFESIGNS THAT IS WASTED ON THE ABSOLUTE CANCER OF A CHARACTER, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT JUST SPAMS SHIT AND SPAMS SHIT AND THATS IT AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT SHE HAS A METER REVERSAL AND A FUCKING DP TOO THAT FUCKING COMBOS CAUSE FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CHARACTER THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CUTE BUT PLAYS LIKE PIECES OF SHIT AND THE WORST PART IS WHEN YOU WANNA PLAY IT BACK SUDDENLY SHES SLOW AND SLUGGISGT AND YOU CANT DO[ SHIT AND IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE YOU ARE HURLING A GIANT PIECE OF SCARP METAL LIKE A ABRAINLESS FCHAMPZEE CAUSE RULES FOR THEE NOT FOR ME SUDDENTLGY THE CHQRACTER WEAKNENSSES ARE OUT AND FUCK YOU GUESS WHAT NO YOU CANT HAVE UFN WITH THAT BUSTED THACAHRACATER FUCKIGN I CANT EVEN SPELL CARAC FUCK CHARACTERX FUCKKKKKK CHARACTER I AM SUCH A FUCKING CHUD LOSER WHY AM I OBSESSING OVER AND KEPT LOSING TO THIS FUCKASS CHARACTER AND HER FUCKASS FAMILY I HATE THE KIS,KEE GAMILY SO MUCH YET THEY ARE ALL SO FUCKING SERUXHNAXY WHYA GOD WHOYYYYY DID YOU MADKE YOUR PRETTIEST ANGELS THE WORSTA DEGVILS BRP
I think i need help.
No, her mix isn't bad.
No, her neutral isn't bad.
No, she's not difficult to use AT ALL.
No, her normals being relatively stubby doesn't mean she's mid.
No, it's not ok that her damage is like that.
No, she doesn't need a nago Beyblade on steroids.
The amount of people here that try to justify her being overtuned is absurd, people like nago and Leo being strong doesn't make her ok fellas
i have to fight for every stupid stinking inch of the screen with jack'o and i like playing her cuz she's funny and weird but unika's huge hitboxes and FULL SCREEN PROJECTILE feel like they stuff every one of my dumb little approaches. my moves are not that BIG i do not have MOVEMENT skills. either i'm jumping or i'm running or i'm jumping and running. i just don't have the options to get in on GIANT FUCKING NORMALS AND SPECIALS. i want to play my silly little game of strike-throw and summon my little buddies in peace.
edit: holy shiut 2 upvote. i didn't expect this post to explode like this but thank you alll so much. you guys rock
It is as if SOCIETY forgot that these MACHINES were slaying our kind for the whole century, and now that the royalty chose to have one as his wife we're suddenly ok with it?
I'm utterly devastated by the way current SOCIAL NORMS are. Not only do we care less about them MURDEROUS MACHINES roam across the cities, but also we let them intergrade into our SOCIETY, it is way negligent of us to do such a thing.
Such ABOMINABLE CREATURES should be
out of all my red romans like half of them turns to purple dogshit and the other half launches the opponent to weird fucking angles that i cant combo with. Meanwhile Unikas can just combo that shit from any move and theyd pull off RRC and launch me in the perfect angles to delete most of my healthbar and wallbreak. Is there some fucking mechanic that lets unika does that or am i just a fucking scrub like usual?
they tryna sell their main as this "honest wholesome shoto" character among the entire cast of pure cancer despite every single guilty gear character being cancerous in their own ways(which is also what makes it fun btw) which is just not fucking true, dudes an absolute cancer to fight in neutral(as intended), his entire gameplan revolves around keeping you in neutral until he has meter, charge you and do his pressure and just go full gorilla on you once his throw or dust hits and when people call them out(through out the years too) they just kept downplaying and saying that their shoto is actually balanced and you are a scrub if you complain about his all rounded toolkit that has basically no weaknesses since all rounder=balanced. Ive seen people downplaying their mains , hell I downplay mine too but Ky mains are doing this in the most egregious way
hell that exploitable image that people are passing around is actually making fun of mids and lows shoto characters and Ky mains and throwing it at people everytime someone complains about their "oh so honest" character bitch this is ggst no one is honest
What's so fucking special about elphelt between every other character i don't fucking get it what are you trying to achieve here? rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade -> shoot -> rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade -> rekka -> grenade ->
Might as well poke me with a stick until i die or better yet wait for me to fall asleep mid match
I air threw you 90 times in a single match already stop fucking trying, i swear elphelt mains never played a game in their lives they just landed on strive and happened to land on elphelt
"B-BB-But pro and high level plae gud blah blah" yeah i almost fell asleep watching the "Pros" play or even play against them, too fucking predictable and lame
It's a shitty character with a shitty ass style shitty approaches and shitty fanbase
No i am not complaining that elphelt is strong, but i would rather go back to MK1 over one rematch against this lame ass half assed underbaked excuse of a character
To me it makes running strike/throw feel pretty awkward and kinda bad, it really feels like it’s cemented mixups as the better win condition.
I’m not sure it’s a bad change though, because I feel like most strike/throw characters usually have strengths in other areas like defense, high hp, and high damage.
I think that the change overall makes the game more balanced but it makes characters like Ky, Sol, Nago, Gio, etc. feel pretty awkward to run offense on.
I don’t know if I’d rather keep the change for the sake of balance or revert them for better feeling characters.