r/armorcirclejerk

Uj/ some of the best armor in the show, I know that took restraint

The armet isn't a real helmet btw, it's got hinged cheek pieces so it's just a visored Vendel XIV helm.

For all your Roman/Helenic Crusader needs! Zeus Vult!

A 6’8 250lb fully armored peak human knight with a 7 ft great sword takes this gauntlet one at a time , does he clear

The knight starts each match at 100% with no injuries from past match . Assume each animal is a once in a generation physical specimen in terms of weight , height , speed , agility etc

1. 250lb boar

2. 575lb Silverback

3. 700lb lion

4. 1600lb bull moose

5. Five 150lb top 1% chimpanzees

6. 1500lb polar bear

7. 5000lb Bull Hippo

All matches take place in the Roman Coliseum

Works Cited:

zackdfilms. “The Sword Designed to Break Chain Mail 😮.” YouTube, YouTube, 19 July 2026, youtube.com/shorts/sVpU9SifaXo.

I know that the estoc was effective against armor, but I never knew you could just run through plate mail like that!

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But look at this chick!

This guy's jerking it with both hands.

Who else but you? I wanted to post it on r/armor but I decided to post it here. I trust you guys more

One arrangement of my current kit, I know what is wrong with it and am slowly improving it.

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