
u/TheatreBar

Not sure if the 'antique' shop is the jerker or the jerkee
Nautical mart at it again.
Hot take: Armor works and is actually quite good.
Unironically, killing a fully armored man is like disabling an armored vehicle. It requires specialized equipment and its unlikely you're doing it alone. People spent the money because it was worth it.
Frenchman with attitude
Every time im reminded that the french won the 100 years war, I weep.
PSA: wear a proper helmet
Image taken from user who is missing 40% of their brain and suffers 'no side effects'
I have found it, I have found the Jerk hammer 40,000
Let he who posts harness pics cast the first jerk.
If you're going to be a dick head, do it here so we can also judge you for your takes.
Do not trust the lord of Kentuckys chicken before battle.
Looted meme, but damn you'll find out just how quickly you can take your armor off when your other option is shitting yourself.
Gorget over breastplate, spaulders attached to gorget? Winged Hussars confirmed Larpers.
I cannot believe they've done this to me.
Mfw they say 'I love all that medieval stuff'
Gatekeeping isn't my favorite, I'd rather teach and laugh at the dumb shit along the way. But damn, some people are beyond help.
The flesh is weak I crave the certainty of steel.
Remember that you are a flesh and bone armored mech suit for that pesky lump of proteins that tricked it self into thinking with lighting. Honestly a bad decision all round. Put me back in the primordial soup.
No Codpiece would contain him, Ser longschlong had to tuck it into his breastplate.
How it feels to have a surface level knowledge of historic arms and armor.
Sally forth for you are true knights.
Play with sound for the 2004 experience.
Is this padding suitable for Buhurt?
Juantramposo - a Spanish folk costume for a trickster that appears at Mardi Gras.
Kettle helmet keeps me safe.
I spent too long making this.
You can't buy good taste.
Painted wool looks more realistic then this painted plastic shit. Not hiring Weta Workshop to do the armor for Rings of Power was a crime along with the rest of the show.
Fetch the pooper scooper squire, Sir Barksalot has shit in the pavilion again.
Royal armory of the royal palace of Madrid c.1535