Hot take: Armor works and is actually quite good.

Unironically, killing a fully armored man is like disabling an armored vehicle. It requires specialized equipment and its unlikely you're doing it alone. People spent the money because it was worth it.

u/TheatreBar — 1 month ago

PSA: wear a proper helmet

Image taken from user who is missing 40% of their brain and suffers 'no side effects'

u/TheatreBar — 1 month ago

Let he who posts harness pics cast the first jerk.

If you're going to be a dick head, do it here so we can also judge you for your takes.

u/TheatreBar — 1 month ago

Do not trust the lord of Kentuckys chicken before battle.

Looted meme, but damn you'll find out just how quickly you can take your armor off when your other option is shitting yourself.

u/TheatreBar — 1 month ago

Gorget over breastplate, spaulders attached to gorget? Winged Hussars confirmed Larpers.

I cannot believe they've done this to me.

u/TheatreBar — 1 month ago

Mfw they say 'I love all that medieval stuff'

Gatekeeping isn't my favorite, I'd rather teach and laugh at the dumb shit along the way. But damn, some people are beyond help.

u/TheatreBar — 1 month ago

The flesh is weak I crave the certainty of steel.

Remember that you are a flesh and bone armored mech suit for that pesky lump of proteins that tricked it self into thinking with lighting. Honestly a bad decision all round. Put me back in the primordial soup.

u/TheatreBar — 2 months ago

How it feels to have a surface level knowledge of historic arms and armor.

Sally forth for you are true knights.

Play with sound for the 2004 experience.

u/TheatreBar — 2 months ago

Is this padding suitable for Buhurt?

Juantramposo - a Spanish folk costume for a trickster that appears at Mardi Gras.

u/TheatreBar — 2 months ago

You can't buy good taste.

Painted wool looks more realistic then this painted plastic shit. Not hiring Weta Workshop to do the armor for Rings of Power was a crime along with the rest of the show.

u/TheatreBar — 2 months ago

Fetch the pooper scooper squire, Sir Barksalot has shit in the pavilion again.

Royal armory of the royal palace of Madrid c.1535

u/TheatreBar — 2 months ago