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u/TheatreBar

r/SWORDS r/Scams r/Hema r/shitparkingofnz r/Armor r/knightposting r/pirateposting r/dresdenfiles r/armorcirclejerk r/newzealand
Can't even piss without having to watch adds anymore, we used to be a proper country 😂
▲ 74 r/newzealand

Can't even piss without having to watch adds anymore, we used to be a proper country 😂

Are our brains that cooked that we need quiz questions and adds above the urinal now?

u/TheatreBar — 5 hours ago
▲ 220 r/armorcirclejerk

What is the BEST non-historic armor in media?

I posit the clone lancer armor from the 2003 clone wars cartoon. Its essentially floating harness with a space barbute.

u/TheatreBar — 10 hours ago
▲ 298 r/armorcirclejerk

Where's her boob armor, don't they know Brienne is a W o m a n

Uj/ some of the best armor in the show, I know that took restraint

u/TheatreBar — 1 day ago
▲ 127 r/armorcirclejerk

I don't know what's worse, the two swords or the sci-fi barbute.

This guy's jerking it with both hands.

u/TheatreBar — 4 days ago
▲ 369 r/dresdenfiles+2 crossposts

An elixir so powerful it'll blow the rust off your armor.

One arrangement of my current kit, I know what is wrong with it and am slowly improving it.

u/TheatreBar — 5 days ago
▲ 212 r/armorcirclejerk

The TSA will never be able to tell im wearing armor now.

Tlingit (Indigenous people of pacific north west coast of north america) Wooden Armor

u/TheatreBar — 8 days ago
▲ 36 r/armorcirclejerk

Just two Mediterranean bros cranking their hogs together.

Only 4 horses per chariot? This baby's packing 80 horses

u/TheatreBar — 10 days ago
▲ 53 r/armorcirclejerk

Anglo Saxon gimps will be kink shamed before execution

'Harder fæder'

*reposted for spelling 🙃

u/TheatreBar — 11 days ago
▲ 101 r/armorcirclejerk

Letting people try on your armor results in new people to spar with 9/10 times

They'll also say 'wow this is heavy, you must be so strong'

u/TheatreBar — 13 days ago
▲ 367 r/armorcirclejerk

Eyeslot Seeker 1360 wants to know your location.

If he flicks off his gauntlets to grab his dagger, you're already dead.

u/TheatreBar — 15 days ago
▲ 542 r/armorcirclejerk+1 crossposts

Put down the phone and pick up the sword.

To fence is to know thyself. To understand the limitations of the body and the boundless potential of the mind - Meyer probably

u/TheatreBar — 16 days ago