Tutorial of how to deal with low inteligent people.
Hello there.
Today i will show you how to deal with people that lack of braincell,as well i will show you how to redeem yourself in case you are one of then.
#NUMBER 1:Honotards(Aka:I let you alonr in 1 vs1 because honor)
Honotards are people that joins to cooperative and team modes,and let their teamate do all the job like if it was duel mode because they think its honorable.They will go along you into a point,and then they will cease all interactions until you kill the oponent or you die.The worst part of it is that unlike someone that leaves you alone at the hand of fate,they will stay in the point without doing nothing,just staring and observing.
They could go and clean point b or find oponents in another zone,but no,they decide to stay and being a deadweight. As you can see;these people are retards that oftenly will die agaist the enemy when they get gangbanged by 4 shugokys at the same time.Funny enough they will DC if this happen too often.They think they are superior in morality,but the reality is that there is nothing less honorable that let you teamates die when they are figthing for you.
How to deal with them:
Leave them alone.
As soon as you spot a honotard,leave that point and let his ass be ganked by the entire team,do not help him nor revive him until you see he start doing his work as a teamate.Do not insult them or threat them,is not worth it and it can get you reported.
If they still being a honotard,you can report them for sabotage.
If you are a honotard,please stop being a idiot and help your teamates.
#Revenge Feeders:(aka i give revenge for free and get my entire team killed)
Revenge Feeders are the other extreme of being a honotard.They are people that "help too much".
As the name say,they will do bad moves that will give revenge to the oponent very easily. Now there are 2 types of Revenge feeders,the Retard and the Inocent.
The Inocent is a revenge feeder that oftenly will feed revenge because a misscalculation or bad input.Take in account they are not bad people,since everyone can make mistakes .They oftenly learn from it and start being more cautious. There is no real way to deal with them,since it was a accident,the only thing you can do is be more cautios around them.
If you are a Inocent,you can redeem yourself by taking all the consequences of your actions,one way to do this is by figthing 1vs1 the Oponent who is in revenge mode while you teamate steps back and recovers.
The Retard is a revenge feeeders that doesn't care,they will feed revenge and never learn.They do it soo often and in such ways that could make you think they are part of the enemy team.There is a evolution of this class called Revenge Runners.
Revenge runners are people that feed revenge and then they will retreat and leave their teamates alone to deal with the consequences. This subclass if plagued by orochi players but other characters can fell under this category.
To deal with them you must leave them alone,the same way you deal with a honotard.Unlike honotard,is very hard for a Revenge Retard to redeem himself.
#Minor inconvenience Players or Cristal Players:
This kind of players are people that will DC at the start of the match or in the middle of it if they don't become number 1 in the table .If in the beginning of the match they die because they decided to solo the entire team they will leave.If you team have 200 points of diference or less agaist the enemy team,they will leave.If your team is winning but they are trash and are going negative they will DC.If someones DC ,they call it a lose and DC as well.
This players oftenly have masive ego or they are passing through a bad streak.
*How to deal with them:
Is very hard to spot a Cristal player.The only clues you will have is that they will spam the quick chat at the beginning of the match or after being killed.If you think you have a DC players in the team,the only thing you can do to avoid him for doing DC is by winning or helping them.Note that you can also just let them alone so they DC quicly and the game finds a better player.The problem is that you team will be in disventaje until the new player arrive.
If you are a Cristal player please grow tf up. If you are in a losing streak,please take a break.Countless of games have been losed just because you decided to fuck you entire team by ragequiting.
#Runners:(Not always but oftenly plagued by Shaman,Orochis,Shinobis and pacemaker players,in other words,characters wirh higth movement speed)
This peculiar disease of players have somenthing in common.They fuck enemys and teamates alike.
Runners players are this kind of people that will run from a battle or provoke you to chase them after you manage to low their HP. Unlike you normal players,they seems to refuse to heal,since what they want is make the enemy chase them.
Now the reason why they fuck you as a teamate is because they will oftenly abandon dominion points and they will also leave you alone in battles,they will also refuse to figth unless there is a teamate with them that helps them gank.The entire games can become a 3vs4 only because them.Luckily sometimes they can be helpful by draging the enemy from the dom points.
*How to deal with them (as a oponent)
Do not chase them,stay in the point or go help you teamates,they will die with time .Also since they are low in HP and they are doing nothing,it becomes a deathweigth,1 less oponent to figth.
There is a evolution of this kind of players called the Cowards.Cowards not only run,but they also will hide themselves until the times runs out.The best places to find them,is in the spawn point of both teams,you can also go to those parts of the map that no ones go since is not a optimal travel zone.
#Incurable but Treatable Disease of Players#
This category of players are people that will fuck you game and there nothing to do until the match ends.
*Hackers:(Losers)
Perfect Parry,perfect dodge,perfect anti gb moves.
The hacker is a loser who can't play the game.They will often remains still without doing nothing to atack you,since these are their only weakness.The only way you can deal with them is by punishing their mistakes,since they are losers without braincells they will probably spam ligth atacks.Parry those and deal enough damage,or gank them .Characters like Warden have good moves to bypass or force them to act.You can also player characters that punish the oponent ,like shinoby,nobushi,JJ.Remember to always report them at the end of the match.
Lagswitcher:(Losers without money to buy hacks)
This people will use vpns or break their wifi to get ventaje agaist the oponent. Unlike Hackers,there are always very ofensive. Insta atacks,insta dodges,teleporting.
The best way to deal with them is by making good readings and guess their moves.Since their love to play by spaming unreactable atacks,you can play defensive characters like aramusha,VG,BP and WL to catch their stacks and punish them for it.Also remember to report them.
Last but most important.
Arch-Betrayers
The worst of the worst,this kind of players are oftenly a collection of all of above.
Worst of all is that they are in your team.
They will sabotage all the game.
To make it simple i will make a list of what they do.
-Revenge feeding
-hit and kill teamates
-give the enemy free points
-leave teamates alone
-kill their own minions(Juren)
-destroy you stamina in purpose(granade t2 feat)
-Drag the timer
The only way to deal with them is reporting them.Luckily the enemy team will also do it depending of how they see it .If you DC you will be penalized and they will win.Do not give them the sastifaction.
End of Tutorial.