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Moving On
▲ 24 r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk

Moving On

Eating wildflowers in a forest like a dainty deer.

I'm so mad at my husbands right now. So I decided to quit my last 3 jobs because they were toxic environments and I deserve better treatment than that. Obviously. 

"I need an update on this!"

Incredibly rude!

"Just buying these things please."

What if I'm not in the right mental space for that right now?

"Where is my son, I was paying you a lot to watch him!" 

I was sad about having to leave that job because most of that day was really relaxing actually.

And now my boys are being so mean about it just because I made them move to this villa and we can't afford it if I don't keep a job. Honestly I'm so over it I deserve better. 

u/BreadGallon — 6 days ago
▲ 11 r/Dogfree

Slight Qualifier I Guess

I think we might be framed as a group who hates dogs, but I think atp, it's much kinder to dogs to be against them being pets. They're much happier out in the wild. I've seen countless emotionally beaten down dogs that are just sad and barely move. They're in a small living room or a cage. Even if they're kings and queens in their households, they'd be happier rolling in shit and eating a squirrel they caught.

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u/BreadGallon — 10 days ago
▲ 36 r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk

Bridge Over Troubled Daughter

Milk from an old grenade.

When I go under my favorite bridge (very aesthetic), I always find a man wearing a very long trenchcoat and nothing else and he's usually happy to see me, but he can't remember my name. I'm not completely sure if it's the same man. Maybe it is, just with different vibes? We're having a lot of fun, so I don't want to put a label, or name, or a number on things, you know? The problem is, he's not happy to see me if I don't have at least $5 in my purse when he makes me hand it over. What's the best way to make money everyday for my boyfriend without working? I really don't want to work, but I could see this really going somewhere. He seems a lot older, so he's probably really smart.

u/BreadGallon — 10 days ago
▲ 37 r/Dogfree

Ruined House

I used to have a friend who hosted church gatherings. You would go over and she would be so sweet and inviting. "It's nice to see you, take a seat," but they got a fucking pit bull and from then on when you walked in they couldn't even say hi to you, it had to be "NO! NO! GET DOWN!" and you could never wear shorts there or this thing would lick your leg like it was trying to get to the center and they wouldn't do anything about it. I remember mentioning it like "she's licking the hell out of my leg, this is awful," and they were like "haha yeah..."

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u/BreadGallon — 16 days ago
▲ 2 r/90smemorylane

String fruit snack

Does anybody remember a fruit snack that kind of tasted like fruit by the foot but it was like string you would peel off cardboard and it came in shapes like you would peel off a ukelele shape of the stuff or a car or something? Maybe I Mandela'd myself.

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u/BreadGallon — 19 days ago