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Me: Bro, why’d you bring a deck of cards to the hospital?
Friend: In case we get a bad hand... gotta stay positive
u/BrighttMooon — 3 days ago
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My dad: I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode
Me: Dad, your battery is at 1%
u/BrighttMooon — 5 days ago
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Two married couples went on a weekend vacation together
As the weekend passed, and they were having a good time, one of them said, "You know what I always wanted to try was that partner-swapping thing."
As they all glanced at each other, they then decided to just go for it.
A couple hours later after some mad, passionate love-making, one of the guys exclaimed, "I can't believe I waited this long to do this. That was amazing...I wonder how the girls are doing."
u/BrighttMooon — 6 days ago
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dad jokes
My dad is still sleeping since last night, and is telling us that the rest means
u/BrighttMooon — 6 days ago
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dad jokes say true
is it possible to sleep with closed eyes
u/BrighttMooon — 7 days ago
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These is to joke people
Why don't skeletons fight each other in port Harcourt traffic?
They don't have the guts... or fuel to move
u/BrighttMooon — 8 days ago