Donna Telecom, one of many of Floptropica’s state owned telecommunications companies, has been experiencing new scams called DaGirls scams. The scams usually target people on corn websites, or online shopping sites such as Temu, Shein and La-Roche-Poosay, as links or products that promise to bring instant, never ending pleasure.

How to spot these scams

These scams usually come in the form of links that are coloured dark blue or black, which strays far away from the yellow, light blue, white and pink of normal sites. They also lead to websites ending in ”.DGZ” (Domains in Dagirlz State) or files ending with “.DGRLZ.” These files will install malware similar to Trojan Horses, except they are targeted specifically towards Floptropicans.

How to deal with these scams

An easy way to avoid these scams is simply scrolling past them or not clicking them. If you cannot discern whether the link is a DaGirls scam, err on the side of caution and not click it, or contact your service provider and/or your local police station. If you had clicked on the link already, a good strategy is to play any Cupcakke song (Squidward Nose, Ballerina Coupe and CPR work the best) on spotify, of simply take ur Jiafei USB aand insert into ur rose toy to create an EMP signal to clear your computer.

Donna Telecom’s Response:

Donna Telecom is looking into this issue, and paying back their customers 927482273Flop Dollars as compensation for the issue. Donatella Versace warns that users should not make calls through their phone, and rather either through pigeons that are Cupcakke’s reincarnation that be shitting on them bitches or meeting up in public. She also warns that other telecom companies may be affected at some point in the future if they cannot solve the problem, so she asks people to be cautious when signing with other providers.