I shut down LIRR, a message from WaWolfie
It is I. I am WaWolfie. I have been secretly acting for years to cause chaos to the University, and now I make that campaign public!
I negotiated the contract with CulinArt. Behind the scenes, I plotted to convince admissions to admit as many students as possible, so we would fill up housing! Through complex NIL machinations, I am also responsible for SBU football's winless 2023 season.
Guess who introduced leadership to the vendor behind Stony Brook village? Leaving nothing to chance, I also told the architect that he didn't need a furnace or basement.
I was responsible for the flooding that took out dorms and the Chapin power outage last year. In my most recent escapade, I secretly coordinated with LIRR management for years to create conditions for a strike... during finals week!
When you hear of research going bad, a bad professor, a shut down of a popular academic program like say theater arts, or other general chaos, I want you to think of me...