u/BrownWarpig

Hey guys I’m in the area and looking to find some red horse and San Miguel light or San Miguel apple. Does anyone know of any places that have these in or around Oceanside?

Alright listen up you absolute degenerates

I just got cockblocked by the most aggressive midlife crisis this battalion has ever produced.

This 32 year old Gunny with a hairline that’s retreating faster than the Taliban in 2001 just materialised out of nowhere the second I said two words to the new PFC.

All I did was tell her where the good coffee is and that the board study group meets at the MCCS on Saturday

Next thing I know this walking “I peaked in 2012” is inventing uniform infractions like he’s getting paid per citation.

“Sergeant your rank insignia is 0.3 degrees off centre”

My rank was perfect you dusty raisin

You just saw a female Marine smile at someone who isn’t you and your entire career flashed before your eyes.

This dude really thinks doing two nothing-burger deployments where the most dangerous thing he faced was undercooked chicken in the DFAC makes him Chesty Puller’s secret love child.

Brother the war ended, the FOBs closed, and you’re still out here acting like you personally captured Baghdad with a KA-BAR and pure testosterone.

Absolute dogshit SNCO would rather invent bullshit than accept that the new PFC finds his “back in my day” war stories about as interesting as a Class A brief on why you shouldn’t stick your dick in the light socket.

I’m still taking her to study. He can keep lurking behind the 7-ton like a divorced mall cop whose only remaining power is writing people up for existing near him.

Some of y’all peaked at E-6, got the rockers, and then just decided to cosplay as a real leader for the next decade while running on pure midlife crisis and leftover MREs.

Semper Fi to all the real ones still out here actually leading instead of gatekeeping conversations like it’s a combat patrol