u/Bud-W1ser

I got this under Big Narstie last time, and thought it was good value. This batch slaps for the quality. Beautiful buds, solid trichome coverage, 3 bigs, 1 mids, 1 small, nice structure - a touch on the dry side.

Colour-wise - a light green base with dark green & some purple hues, orange pistils. A lovely sight for £5.95.

Effects-wise this is ideal medication for me from about 3pm onwards, chilled sativa hybrid, nowhere near as buzzy as the Green Joy Sour D - that had me firing out emails like a madman all day - but still energising. It's great for my ADHD symptoms; uplifting, but also closing the unnecessary tabs open in your brain.

Nose - a faint but distinct fuel note when you crack a bud - not overwhelming, more of a petrol edge before the fruity notes take over. Not overly strong, but nice. Bit of pepper in there which I guess is the caryophyllene. Happy with it for the price. 

Taste - Strong mango notes on the inhale, pepper on the exhale. Just a hint of fuel in the taste, but all in all - tasty.

If you need a reasonably priced, decent quality sativa-hybrid flower - you can't go wrong here.

 Song pairing:
The Murder Capital - Ethel

https://open.spotify.com/track/2fEhqGeXcGiJs3WmqysJ8X?si=2cb2775f4b6e4cb4 

Nose: 6.5
Bag Appeal: 8
Taste: 7
Effects: 8
Price - 9
Overrall - 7.5/10

Can really taste the limonene cutting through the gas on the inhale, and there's a strong sour & earthy taste on the exhale. After-taste is citrussy at first then settles into what I can only really describe as a tractor’s fuel tank. Proper illicit red diesel. 

Beautiful sour nose but not overly strong until you crack a bud and you're hit with a properly dank sour smell. Nose in the grinder is a real treat. The buds are slightly on the dry side; this is very well grown but could be fresher.

Effects-wise, I felt great - very clear-headed/energised at 180 degrees. Can imagine it spinning me out at higher temps / larger doses as it is strong, but @180 it is perfect, for me, in the late morning or early afternoon.

Lovely colour, mostly mediums, a few smalls, a couple of bigs, decent amount of visible trichomes. Very happy, wish it was less than £7.50 but it beats a lot of the stuff I've paid more for, so not unhappy.

🎧 Song pairing:
Perel - Pastarella Al Limoncello (Cooper Saver Mix)

https://open.spotify.com/track/7dZk13WnpzhppGfDCN11XZ?si=a13015ba556244e9

Peak-time banger

Nose: 7.5 (outside bud - 6.5, inside bud - 8.5)
Bag Appeal: 7.5
Taste: 9
Effects: 9
Price - 7
Overrall - 8/10

A couple of examples top of my head.

Grian Chatten - Chaos For The Fly
Bombay Bicycle Club - Flaws

Had these flowers for a while and only just getting around to posting about them, but photos were taken as soon as my scrip arrived a couple of months back. In short - it's been a pleasure!

Really glad I waited to post about the MTF, as my opinion of it changed quite significantly. Bud pics seperated by photos of the packaging.

Mutant Tyre Fire
I got this for sleep and, to start off with, it really didn't help because I was ripping it too hard in the mighty. After 2-3 attempts over the course of a few weeks (had been chalking the unfavourable effects, totally irrationally, up to bad luck / my own mood), I lowered the dose, reduced temp from 195 to 180, and started consuming it earlier in the evening (about 2 hours before bed). Worked a treat - is a great sedative for my adhd & anxiety symptoms throughout the eve and slowly drifts into couch lock.

For £8.00 I was expecting larger nugs but this isn't a deal breaker for me. Trim job is top notch, can tell it's beautifully grown, nose not overly potent but a lovely earthy/rubbery GMO vibe going on for sure... taste is nice & skunky. If available for my next repeat I will be re-filling, £8.00 a bit dear but it is a quality flower.

🎧 Song pairing: Criso, PAV4N, Rakjay - Strictly Business
https://open.spotify.com/track/0PIEI4dH0l18PwHQIqeTqg?si=5a7e1a869c4f4936

(needed to be something heavy)

Over-all = 8/10

Blue Lobster
Top TOP stuff here, the buds are stunning to look at, with this dark purpley hue; I'm just a sucker for that, it is about as un-medical as it gets in terms of critique. Beautiful apples&bananas on the nose initially, just more grapey & sweeter... then the more you breath in, the more you get the slight gassiness. Lovely stuff. Tastes strong & like a gassy blueberry. Quite a few smalls in my pack which if this is important to you I would have felt hard done by for £100.

Effects wise - perfect for me from 3pm onwards. Calming, giggly effect to start and great for anxiety then, like the MTF (which is more couch-lock) it then drifts into being more sedating after about an hour or so. V versatile indica hybrid, all in all.

Won't be getting it on my repeat as £100 too much for me on the reg... but this is a lovely flower, cheers!

Over-all = 9/10

🎧 Song pairing: Black Country, New Road - Strangers
https://open.spotify.com/track/2cLjmhezy7CVKMTRAOcnEx?si=ed4e27251b794dbb