u/BuffaloBillaa

I started to read HP after a decade and I had almost forgotten how hilarious it all was :

I was in this paragraph when I started laughing suddenly with my wife giving me stares.

With a strangled cry , Uncle Vernon leapt from his seat and ran down the hall. Harry right behind him. Uncle Vernon had to wrestle Dudley to the ground to get the letter from him, which was made difficult by the fact that Harry had grabbed Uncle Vernon around the neck from behind. After a minute of confused fighting, in which everyone got hit a lot by the Smeltings stick, Uncle Vernon straightened up, gasping for breath, with Harry’s letter clutched in his hand.