u/BurgerAppreciator

Lost count how many times it's happened at this point. I'm halfway through a meal when I find a disgusting dog hair in my food. I can only imagine how many I've consumed at this point without catching them. It's gotten to the point where it's a toss up whether I walk away in disgust or just keep fucking eating it because what else am I going to do, and because god forbid I complain about it, then I'm the fucking bad guy. I just want to live in a normal clean house and eat non-contaminated food but clearly I'm lower on the totem pole than my wife's furry little boyfriend. I literally told her tonight "wash your hands" as she insists on handling the dog in the middle of cooking, and she has the gall to snap at me "YOU wash YOUR hands" (this is a 40 year old woman not a 10 year old btw). Like I've committed some horrible cruelty by asking her to keep her hands clean and not cover herself in dog hair while in the middle of cooking. And lo and behold, there's the fucking dog hair in my food. I started deep cleaning the kitchen and telling the dog to get off the furniture, and she has the typical melt down, starting to pack her bags (like there's anywhere she can go with her precious dog, lol, good luck getting a hotel room) and finally deciding to "go for a walk or something." Yeah, okay, good riddance. How do these dog nutters live like this? I might as well be eating out of a dog bowl. The real irony is she's watching Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares the whole time. I told her Gordon should come here and see this kitchen. LOL. Oh and I had an E coli infection a month ago... gee I wonder why.